Disclaimer : I don't own Fairytail . All rights of characters and the Manga belongs to Hiro Mishima. Neither do I own the Hangover film , this story is a parody with changes . Rights go to respective owners. I was inspired by a fairytail one-shot book with this same concept but I can't find it , so idk who the owner is :(

(Warnings: Grammer mistakes , first attempt at a story . Enjoy)

No one's POV: It was quite a beautiful day in all of Fiore. With the bright , yellow sun out in the beautiful pale blue colored sky . Its light warm rays radiated to those below to indicate it was a new day today .There below layed a fancy hotel and suite building in Crocus, Fiore its name, 'Heartfillia LoveLucky Suites Resorts' . Particularly up in a big suite labeled room '159' , layed a group of people that were asleep and knocked out from previous crazy activities from the night beefore...

Rather loud snores came from a young man with spiky , salmon-colored hair . He cringed as he felt the light hit his eyes . He forcefully pushed himself to open his eyes , only for him to close them again from the sudden brightness that beamed his way. The crusty eye remaints that formed when he sleeped, felt like glue as they kept his eyelids shut . He carefully rubbed his eyes and swiped away the string of drool that was dripping down his mouth with his arm. He opened them again then blinked several times , he was awake . He got up and groaned as he felt his muscles aching immediately as he got up , with a aching sensation from his head as he got up. He looked around and gawked at his surroundings. He looked down , he was shirtless and had no pants on . Only a pair of red boxers that were what he slept in .

"What the-? Stupid stripper must've passed his perverted habits to me ,"Natsu muttered under his breath , an annoyed expression plastered on his face as he thought about his stripper of a best friend finally cursing him with his habits , 'some friend he has ! Not that he would admit to Elsa anyways.' He saw that it was the floor that gave his neck discomfort , so that explains why his neck was feeling sore . He just slept on the wrong side with no pillow or blanket. Then he saw the bed that he was supposed to sleep in ,their layed the stripper alright . '

Of course he would take the bed , greedy bastard.', except ... he had company . The 'stripper' was a young man that was around Natsu's age . He had spiky black hair and had a silver chained necklace with what appeared as a coss shaped pendant , however if you peered closely it was actually a sword . Next to him layed a woman with blue hair , she had nice dark, thick lashes that covered her eyes. The stranger only appearing to wear a black , plain bra . Natsu could only look in berwilderment as he thought that this could only mean one thing ."Had the ice princess passed on his perverted stripping habits to others?' and 'Who the hell was she?' was all he could come up with in his mind . He shook his head and shrugged it off as he came to the conclusion that he definitely had the stripper disease and he was hiding his secret girlfriend from him and their friends .

He walked out of the bedroom then peered into the other room that was occupied with a red-head and her wierdo of a fiance . He saw Erza there and her fiance there cuddling , just the usual . Not wanting to wake up the monster , he quickly yet quitely got away from there shaking and quivering at the thought of what the all mighty titania could do if he woke her up from her cuddling session she enjoyed with the blue-haired man . Finally he went to the living room , expecting to find metal head passed out on the couch or something . Except he wasn't there... 'What the hell?' Natsu thought as his eyebrows furrowed in confusion . He winced in pain as he felt the continous thumping in his head again that wouldn't go away ,like a certain annoying stripper.

Natsu decided it was best to just go to the counter that was provided in the suite and grab a glass of water filled with tap water and take some pain-killer pills ,that Jellal insisted to bring and pack up, to easen up his headache . He had to admit, he was actually pretty smart for thinking of it, not that he didn't like Jellal . He could be as scary as Erza sometimes...shudders... I guess its why they fit together so well. He went to the small refrigerator provided and took a bag of hot chips that weren't even hot from his suitcase . He may be dumb but he knew damn well the other snacks provided from this place is gonna charge him and he wasn't gonna be paying since it wasn't cheap . As he took a handful of hot chips he got interrupted from a scream and just groaned as his ears were feeling assaulted from the loud outburst coming from the other room .

Grays POV:

Gray woke up from his slumber as he got up . His head was pounding like a beating drum . He opened his eyes stretched his arms and rolled his neck to pop the tense muscle . He then felt something ... that was practically on him . He slowly turned his head and with eyes as wide as saucers , screamed so loud that people all in the Heartfilia LoveLucky suites building could hear .

There...on HIS bed layed a woman! As beautiful as she was with her dark , long lashes or her nice high cheekbones portrayed on her nice creamy pale skin and a cascade of a pretty shade of blue draped lighty on her face, creating a small shadow highlighting her features more, he didn't understand how this woman got here.

'Oh god,' Gray thought . 'D-did I sleep with her?' A hot blush overcame his usual cold,hardened expression .He slowly looked under the sheets to see he was nude. Then slowly trurned to the girl to see she was wearing a cute simple laced black-colored bra and she had a pair of leggings so no , they didn't. He gave out a sigh of relief .'Thank god . Erza would've killed me.' He shuddered at the thought of that happening . The scarlet-haired woman was absolutely teriffying to everyone , except her blue-haired fiance and some of their female friends. 'Women.' He scoffed as he thought to himself 'how could they not see how scary she was?!' .Then ... the blue-haired beauty woke up .

She groaned and rubbed her eyes in a slighty cute manner that Gray thought was kinda...cute . She looked around then spotted him . She slowly looked at him then had a hot blush as she looked over his form ."Gray-sama!We slept together!'" she screamed with hearts in her eyes. Then she was mumbling that their first time should of been saved for the wedding night and how she was glad he returned her affections so quickly and probaly took her in the most ravishing way . Gray had his mouth agaped as he saw that she was hinting that they could have ... another round in the morning as she offered herself to him , putting her hands to take her bra off . He quickly latched his hands on hers , pulling them away ro prevent her from taking the last piece of clothing that would reveal her breats to him . If anyone came through the door , they may have assumed things as they were now in a more suggestive position .

It didn't make it any better as he was nude and all she had was her bra and leggings . He cursed under his breath as he saw her with a heavily dark red blush that brought Erza's hair color to shame , with softly parted soft pink lips and her beautiful dark blue orbs looking back at him .

Gray quickly scrambled to get off and averted his eyes anywhere else but on her.

He had a very faint light pink blush that was plastered on his face , yet he didn't know why . Perhaps it was probaly on how wierd this situation was ... yeah that's most likely the cause .

"Um...Who are you?" Gray asked , still not facing her and was staring at the floor .

"Gray-sama its juvia! Juvia and Gray-sama got married yesterday!" she squealed , clinging to his arm immediately with a soft blush on her face.

Gray thought she was pretty cute , and he thought it was interesting she talked in 3rd person and wait did she just say they got married- His eyes widened in shock . His eyes turned to hers .

"WAIT WHAT!?"

"WHO IS RUINING MY PRINCESS' SLEEP!?"

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To be continued ...

Hope you guys enjoyed this first chapter :)