OMG I AM SOOOOO SORRY! I havent update in FOREVER. I guess I was on writers block and was too lazy to write this. But nowI got it in! Phew! Italics is Shikamaru retelling the story of how they got the book like how a movie would show the memory over. Normal writing is present.

Neji and Shikamaru hopped from roof to roof.

"Neji, are you SURE you know what you're doing?" questioned Shikamaru with disinterest.

"No, that's why YOU'RE here." He replied with a smirk.

"Oh my...!" he screamed in frusturation, "This'll be so troublesome!"

They landed behind the movie poster of Make-Out Violence. Neji pointed at the store in front of them. It was brightly lit with men of all shapes and sizes going in. It had magazines with pictures of women in swimsuits and even less clothing. Some didn't have clothes on at all! There was a huge banner on top that was labelled The Adult Pink Store.

"That's the store," Neji said, activating his Bykugan, and saw through the stained-glass, "And our target's in there. The coordinates are 15 feet ahead of us and 3 feet to the left. It's an orange book called Make-Out Paradise with a man chasing a woman on front."

"Yeah, yeah, I got the plan." Shikamaru said as if the statistics and such given to him weren't needed.

Shikamaru explained the plan to Neji.

"That's it? So I used my bloodline for nothing?"

Shikamaru nodded as a "Yyyyup!"

Neji just crossed his arms and sat cross-legged stubbornly.

A few minutes later…

"Ah! Welcome! Welcome to the Pink Store my fellow man!" a plump man in his 40s ushered the Neji and Shikamaru in, "What would you be interested in? A mystery? A horror? Or just plain hentai? Just name it!"

"Uh," he coughed, "I'd like to purchase Make-Out Paradise." The owner fell for it! Neji and Shikamaru combined their chakra and created a jounin level genjutsu! They were disguised as a man around his 20s with brown hair and tanned skin. Not a guy you would notice.

"A fine choice. Say, how old are you?", asked a voice from behind them. ShikaNeji turned around to see their fellow friend's sensei looking at them, Hatake Kakashi-sensei.

"Um…we—I mean I'm 21." SHIT, they though. Naruto and Sasuke's sensei just had to be the one they encounter in the store where they're buying his favorite book.

"Really? Just legal enough to buy porn, eh? Is this your first purchase? If it is, Make-Out Paradise is a brilliant choice."

"Actually yes, uh, it is our first purchase."

"Well, then may I purchase this as a gift for you? Fellow Paradise fans must help each other out, no?"

"Uh, sure, I guess." Shikamaru and Neji were beaming in triumph now. Not only don't they have to pay, but they also tricked one of the most famous jounin in Konoha as well! "Arigatou…"

"Kakashi."

"Arigatou, Kakashi-san."

"Douitashimashite…" "Uh…." Crap! They didn't make a name!

"Nejimaru." They said quickly.

"Nejimaru-kun, eh?" Kakashi said, making the purchase and leading "Nejimaru" to the door, "I know a kid named Neji and a kid named Shikamaru. And you can stop the play now."

Uh-oh.

They un-did the jutsu and stared at the concrete as if it were the most interesting thing in the world.

"So, fellow geniuses. Care to explain why you want to buy an X-rated porno book?" Kakashi asked, staring at them with an unreadable expression.

Neither spoke.

"Won't speak? Then I guess I'll just go away along with my brand new boo…"

"Okay! Okay! We'll tell you!" they screamed suddenly.

Kakashi's eye went into a little upside-down "u" shape in triumph, "Well…?"

Shikamaru urged Neji to speak first. He sighed.

"W-well, Kakashi-sensei, Naruto is having this sleepover party and we got bored so Lee brought up the idea of playing Truth or Dare. Naruto dared Lee to kiss Gaara, Kiba dared Naruto to do the Sexy No Jutsu, Kankurou dared Chouji not to eat food for the rest of the night, and Sasuke dared Shikamaru and I to buy that book you have in your hands. And please give it to us, our repuation's at stake!" Neji was out of breath and was staring at Kakashi's eye with his own begging white ones. Half of Kakashi's face suddenly got dark. The same thought was on Neji's and Shikamaru's mind, Oh, SHIT.

Kakashi burst out in laughter.

"S-so, N-naruto d-dared you to g-get this b-book?", he said in the gaps of his laughter, "A-a-and Lee kissed G-GAARA! W-wait till G-gai h-h-hears about th-this! S-sexy No Ju-Jutsu? Ch-ch-chouji without f-food!", he just continued laughing, despite the confused looks on Neji's and Shikamaru's faces.

After God knows how long, Kakashi stopped laughing then just sat there.

"…So…can we have the book back?" Neji asked eagerly.

"Sure," Kakashi's eye went into that little upside-down "u" shape again…uh-oh, "But on ONE condition." He whispered something to Neji and Shikamaru.

"WHAAAAAT!" they screamed in unison.

"What did he tell you?" Shikamaru was surrounded. They were all waiting eagerly to hear what he told Neji and him.

"He made us swear not to tell", said Neji, "…or else he said." I hope he hasn't found out about my crush, thought Neji quietly.

"ROAR! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? ROAR!" came a Chouji's voice from the dining room. He must be cranky from not being able to eat for 2 hours.

Everyone ran in to see what was going on. Just to see…

…Gaara on top of Lee in ANOTHER lip-lock.

MUAHAHAHAHA! ANOTHER CLIFFHANGER! I need help though! I absolutely have NO IDEAS! Who's Neji's crush? Why is Gaara and Lee kissing? I sorta DO have an idea, butI want you guys' ideas as well! Just message/review me about it! I hope you like this!

R/R PLEASE! TT.TT!