MGS behind the games – Jerry Jerry

An man standing in front of the crowd walks a few steps 'Have you got problems with your family, sure everyone does, but what happens if you killed your family, Hi I'm Jerry Springer on The Jerry Springer Show.

The crowd goes wild

'On today's show we go behind the game with a man who been our hero since 1999, ladies and gentlemen welcome Solid Snake.

Snake walks onto the stage, wave to a few people and sat down onto a chair.

'Thanks for coming Snake'

'Well let's get this over and done with'

'Ok you think this started with your father'

'Yes it's all his fault'

'Tell us what happen between you two'.

'The S O B tried to kill me'.

'Snake I think I should tell you we have him back stage and could hear everything we're saying'.

'I have nothing to say to him'

'But he has a lot to say to you, come on out Big Boss,

Big Boss comes on stage, the crowd boo's and hiss, Big Boss sits next to Snake

Snake gets up and walks away and gives Big Boss the finger

Jerry – 'Now Big Boss, why did you try to kill Snake'.

Big Boss – 'He tried to stop me in Metal Gear on the NES'

Snake – 'You were the one who send me in'.

Big Boss – 'You were grounded'

Snake – Oh grow up'.

Big Boss and Snake started swearing and trying to fight each other

Jerry – 'Snake, Big Boss, we have another member of the family, Liquid Snake

Liquid walks onto the stage, and sit down next to Big Boss.

Jerry – 'Now Liquid what your part in this

Liquid – I always tried to make daddy happy but he always sided with Snake (starts crying)

Big Boss – You were such a pussy, when you were 9 you dressed like a girl'.

Liquid – 'You said I looked pretty'.

Snake – 'Wait a sec, Liquid, were you the girl who hanged out with me till I was 11'.

Liquid - ……………….Yes'.

Snake – 'YOU WERE MY FIRST KISS'.

Liquid – 'you remembered, how sweet'.

Snake throws up and calls a priest

Jerry – So basically Liquid your dad never spend any time with you'.

Liquid – 'Not only that, he always said I was a peace of crap'.

Big Boss – 'And I was right too'.

Jerry – 'We also like to bring Solidus Snake on'.

Solidus walks on to the stage and take a bow and sits on the other side of the big boss

Jerry – 'Now Solidus you did a lot in your life time'

Solidus – 'Dam straight, I was George Sears leader of USA'

Big Boss – 'I was very proud that day'

Snake – 'Get a room'.

Jerry – 'Solidus you also have a son'.

Solidus – 'A foster son but I love him like a son'.

Jerry – 'He is also here today Raiden'

Raiden walks past everyone and sits next to Snake

Jerry – 'Raiden how are thing between you and Solidus'

Raiden – 'Though, he hated the fact that deep down I'm gay

Snake – Ha I knew it, Otacon you owe me ten bucks'.

Otacon walks onto the stage and gives Snake ten bucks

Jerry – 'Now the crowd asks the guys a question'

An tall black man stands up – 'Yeh Big Boss where were you when your kids were growing up

The crowd clap and cheers.

Big Boss – 'I was busy shagging your mom'

An Blonde girl stands up – 'Why do all of you try to kill each other'.

Snake – 'We hate each other'.

A skinny guy stands up – 'Raiden, Liquid I just like to say you two are perfect for each other'.

Raiden – 'Thanks we been dating for a month now'.

Liquid – 'I thought we were not going to tell any one'.

Jerry – 'Well it the end of the show and there seems there is only one way to solve the problem'.

Jerry hands Snake an AK

Snake 'Thanks'

Snake shoots them all even Raiden'

Jerry – 'Thanks for watching the show good night'.