This isn't a chapter, sorry! I just needed to get this message out before you guys eat me alive with reviews wondering where I've gone TT.TT
Naruto: Hello! As you all know, I'm Naruto!
Sasuke: No shit Sherlock-dobe, it's right there.
Naruto: Oooh pokes name:
Gaara: glances at Lee
Lee: glances at Gaara
Both:turn away quickly blushing like freaks:
Neji: Ano…Shika-kun?
Shikamaru: Yea—Did you just call me Shika-kun?
Neji: Ah! walks quickly over to Lee
Chouji: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Kankurou:prods Chouji even more about no food: Fufufu
Kiba: What the FUCK is wrong with ALL OF YOU?
Shino: …
Kiba: Omfg, did Neji just act like Hinata? flashbacks of Hinata's "Ano…"s
Shino: 'Fraid so…chocolate spider?
Kiba: …And I'm stuck with the cooking bug-freak!
Sasuke: sighs HAPPILY
Kiba: Didja just sigh HAPPILY?
Sasuke: I'm surrounded by idiots. thinks Yet I just HAD to love one… thinks
Authoress: Hallo everyone!
Eveyrone: YOU FINALLY COME!
Authoress: Gomen! Gomen! All Guys Sleepover is taking a little break, that's what I'm here for!
Everyone: WHAT!
Authoress: Again, GOMEN! There are some research problems and school's getting in the way! I really do hope you guys won't take this story off of your favorites or anything! I'm working really, REALLY HARD to finish chapter 4 but my "Human Resources" department won't cooperate!
Everyone: …WTF.
Authoress: Oh, and another thing. To those flamers, those really hit me hard but I recovered and I just wanted to warn readers that if you don't like this shonen-ai stuff, DON'T READ IT! I EVEN PUT A WARNING ON THE SUMMARY. And if you didn't know what shonen-ai was, then how did you find out what Naruto was? If you're an anime fan, you should at least have HEARD of shonen-ai. I'm sorry if I offended you, but please don't flame me.
Flamers: Fuck you.
Authoress: Moving on…a preview of the next chapter to get your blood boiling!
Preview:
And Gaara seemed to be enjoying it. Lee, well, he was Lee—blushing, red, and had even wider eyes than before. And THAT was scary.
Everyone just stared in wonder while Kankurou was shaking his head in disgust. Everyone expected that any minute now, Gaara'll go Shukaku on Lee.
So they waited…
And waited…
And waited…
"WHAT IS WITH ALL THIS WAITING! ISN'T LEE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD BY NOW!" Naruto screamed without a second thought.
Lee was the only one who was brought back to Earth and pushed Gaara off of him. Gaara fell hard against the wall with an audible "thunk".
"So…" accused Naruto to Lee, "You wanted more action, ne?"
He looked at Naruto with a tenser look than before, "N-no! Gaara! He…he just jumped on me!" Then he retold his, ahem, "frightful" experience.
Authoress: cackles evilly Well, that's it for now! Don't expect the next chapter coming tomorrow or anything, at least a couple days…that's not so bad…is it? I'll try my hardest to keep you fans happy! TT.TT My fans matter to me a lot!