Okay, this chapter was WAAAAAAAAAY rushed. Sorry if it sounds...well...uh...rushed? TT.TT Dont mind the movies, they totally suck, dont even bother reading them. Please.

ItalicsFlashbacks and movies, dont get them confused -.-' Sorry if this chapter totally sucks TT.TT

Oh j'eah, fluff alert. Sorry if it's a bit too fluffy...like cotton candy...

-.-'

ONWARD! AND HAVE FUN! ...please.

"ROAR! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? ROAR!" came a Chouji's voice from the dining room. He must be cranky from not being able to eat for 2 hours.

Everyone ran in to see what was going on. Just to see…

…Gaara on top of Lee in ANOTHER lip-lock.

And Gaara seemed to be enjoying it. Lee, well, he was Lee—blushing, red, and had even wider eyes than before. And THAT was scary.

Everyone just stared in wonder while Kankurou was shaking his head in disgust. Everyone expected that any minute now, Gaara'll go Shukaku on Lee.

So they waited…

And waited…

And waited…

"WHAT IS WITH ALL THIS WAITING! ISN'T LEE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD BY NOW!" Naruto screamed without a second thought.

Lee was the only one who was brought back to Earth and pushed Gaara off of him. Gaara fell hard against the wall with an audible "thunk".

"So…" accused Naruto to Lee, "You wanted more action, ne?"

He looked at Naruto with a tenser look than before, "N-no! Gaara! He…he just jumped on me!" Then he retold his, ahem, "frightful" experience.

"Gaara-kun, can you help me clean this up?" asked Lee, who was about to pick up the dirty plates until Gaara ran and jumped on him, securing him in a tight, and slightly romantic, embrace from behind.

"G-Gaara-ku—"

"Please." He stopped Lee short, "I…I want to try it again."

"What? Try what?" Lee was really confused now.

"The…kiss…" Gaara replied slowly in that monotone voice, "I've never felt…something like that before…but…I liked it…please…"

Lee smiled tenderly down at the sand ninja, "Does it mean that much to you?" Gaara nodded slowly into Lee's chest, being the smaller one.

"Okay then." He answered.

As the part-demon Gaara was, he used his first instinct without hesitation on whether Lee has even breathed yet and jumped on him, forcing his lips into Lee's. He was frozen yet again.

"And yeah, that's what h-happened." He looked over at Gaara, who was now in the living room watching Family Guy. He seemed to have recovered. Well, the keyword being "seemed".

So Naruto kept prodding Lee for more answers, which just led to an even redder Lee and lots of excuses and objecting.

"Yo." Came a voice form the window.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!" everyone screamed in unison.

"Ka—Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto and Sasuke screamed in disbelief while hugging each other out of fright.

"Yup," replied their silver-haired master, "Now for my part of the deal. I just brought over some movies to watch. I also take it that you haven't even opened the book yet, have you?" he eyed Neji and Shikamaru suspiciously.

"No…sir," they stammered.

"Ah, and Naruto, Sasuke, I knew you guys liked each other, but you don't have to do this in public."

They looked at each other in confusion then jumped apart, both screaming curses at the other with blushing faces.

"Good, anyway…what movie shall we watch first? I have The Wannabe Shinobi, Night of the Living Puppet, The Unmarriageable Hidden Village, and Kunai, Shuriken, and Jutsus."

"Oh! I heard The Wannabe Shinobi is HILARIOUS! I vote for that!" screamed Naruto.

"But Kunai, Shuriken, and Jutsus was rated number one action movie!" complained Lee.

"What about Night of the Living Puppet? Come on! It's about PUPPETS! EATING PEOPLE!" retorted Kankurou.

"The Unmarriageable Hidden Village is the top rated ROMANTIC movie AND novel though!" said Neji, the loudest.

Everyone scooted away from him as if he were contagious with a deadly disease.

Kakashi, anime-sweat-dropping, said nervously, "What about we just watch it in that order?"

Everyone, forgetting the whole situation with Neji and girly movies, nodded and said "Sure".

"Hey man! I'm, like, here to sign up?" said a stupid-looking man.

"Yeah, you're…Retard No Baka right?" questioned the teacher.

"Yeah, or more widely known as", he posed and winked rather familiarly, "The Wannabe Shinobi!"

"Hey Lee! It's your long-lost-brother!" said Naruto. Everyone laughed, including Lee. Everyone was watching the movies in the exact same order they all mentioned it. Kakashi was in the kitchen, eating leftovers from Shino's Bug-Fest.

"Sorry, if you're The Wannabe Shinobi then that means you're 35 and haven't even passed the Genin test yet. We don't have room for retards like you."

"Aw man! This is, like, the 10TH VILLAGE I've been to that's rejected me!" he started to complain until a light bulb flashed above his head.

"Ano…" he glanced at the teacher's nametag, "Matsuo-sensei, how about we, y'know, go out later? Maybe go for some takoyaki or some sushi?" he said seductively, giving a "sexy" eyebrow wiggle.

"Mr. Stupid Retard, I'm 40, married, have 3 kids, and am a man."

Everyone laughed. But Gaara seemed confused, "Why is that so funny?"

"Because the stupid guy just asked out a man who's 40, has kids, and is a MAN!" answered Lee.

"What's so funny about that?" Gaara insisted.

This got Lee stumped, why WAS it funny? He just shrugged in answer.

Gaara crossed his arms, "Hmph, I don't think I'll like this movie…"

A flash of black swept from tree to tree.

"What are the coordinates, Mr. Smith?" came a voice from the flash.

The flash of black stopped to reveal a black-clothed and masked man with headphones.

"30 meters ahead, 20 meters to the right." He answered into the headphones.

"Continue on, but our men can't go any farther, you have to keep going on your own."

"Roger that."

'Hello, my name is Smith, Robert Smith. I'm the first American to become a ninja, and I'm also one of the best too. So I was sent on this mission to kill a certain someone…'

"Well that sounds like someone," scoffed Naruto, directing his words straight to Sasuke next to him. Sasuke snarled. Oh how I wish, Naruto…

His thoughts got cut off when a red whoosh came by and started attacking Robert.

"You're not going any farther, you dirty American." Came the menacing voice from the red enemy.

"Dirty? I took a shower this morning, what about you? Your bottom half is soaked!"

The red ninja looked down and up went Robert's knee, giving him a direct hit below the jaw, sending him up. Robert jumped high and caught him, throwing him many meters away.

"They keep getting stupider and stupider…" he thought aloud and continued on.

"YEAH! GO ROBERT SMITH! WOO-HOO!" screamed Lee. Gaara smiled at his excitement.

"Isn't he such a wonderful actor?" Lee asked everyone, "He's really American and he had to take months of Japanese classes to speak right! And look at his moves! Wow!"

"SSSSSHHHH!" everyone scolded, except for Gaara. Lee shrank back again.

"I think you're better at fighting though, Lee-kun." Gaara whispered into Lee's ear, afraid of getting scolded by everyone. Lee took this whispering wrong and started blushing. He thought Gaara sounded very…seductive. And did he just give his name the honorable "-kun"?

"Uh…I have to go to the bathroom!" he screamed all of a sudden.

"SSHHH!" they said even louder while Lee ran to the bathroom. He locked the door behind him as he looked into the mirror. He saw a red and sweaty bushy-eyebrow'd kid with messy hair. He looked down at his clothes to see he was still wearing his green jumpsuit. Maybe I should change…

So he tiptoed to his turtle backpack and took out his pajamas, ironically the pajamas had green turtles scattered across a lighter green background. He started undressing right there in the living room.

Nobody cared, since they were all guys, except for Gaara, who became much more interested in people after his last fight with Naruto. Lee carefully pulled down his zipper silently and took off his jumpsuit. Gaara gasped. Lee was thin, but was lined with well-defined muscles. He was paler though, since his body, under the jumpsuit, hasn't seen the light of day for years. He was also wearing these cute (or so Gaara thought) green boxers with little pink lotuses on them.

Lee heard Gaara gasp and turned around to a very pink Gaara. Gaara turned even more red and quickly turned to the TV screen. He seemed to have gotten his usual demeanor back.

Lee quickly put his tight pajamas on, which bended to every fine muscle of his body, but still left room to breathe. (A/N: Am I making Lee sexy, or what? Rawr) He walked over to his usual seat, but sat closer to Gaara, letting their thighs touch.

Gaara kept chanting in his mind, Focus on the movie, focus on the movie, focus on the movie, focus on hot Lee sitting next to me, focus on that make-out scene going in your head with Lee…wait, WHAT? Something must be wrong with me. I mean, I almost killed this guy once and he saved my life in return. He has a horrible haircut and the biggest eyebrows possible. How could I think about this stuff?

Gaara leaned his head onto Lee's shoulders for support. He usually didn't have to think this much and now it's hurting him. Lee took this as a signal and put his arm, hesitantly, around Gaara's shoulders, comforting him. Gaara quickly jerked away, leaving a depressed Lee.

"I'll see you in Hell." Said the Boss.

"Yeah, we'll see each other in Hell, but you're going first, bastard." Replied Robert Smith, directing a kunai straight into the Boss's skull, killing him immediately.

The deed is done. He looked around at all the people he killed. It was literally a pool of blood. Most of them stabbed to death with kunai and shuriken, and the rest were killed by jutsus. 'I'm certainly going to hell.' He kneeled down and cried for the first time in 15 years.

The movie ended with a black screen then the credits began going up.

"Okay kiddos," said Kakashi, stepping in front of the TV, "We'll continue the movie marathon after a couple hours break. You should go to the bathroom and I highly suggest you change into your pajamas. Thank you and have a nice intermission"

"Oi, K'kashi-sensei, you sound like those hot pilot attendants." Naruto remarked, laughing his way over to his room.

Everyone was changed after 15 minutes. Neji was wearing something that resembled a white silk robe over another white cotton pajamas. Shikamaru was wearing plain, boring brown pajamas, opened revealing a fishnet undershirt. Chouji was wearing baggy pajamas with a big Doritos logo on the back. Kankurou didn't look that much different until they saw he just took off Karasu. Shino wore a turtle necked, long-sleeved grey shirt with matching pants. Kiba wore nothing but boxers, his excuse was, "It's just us guys…." Naruto wore his brand new orange pajamas with a red swirl on the back (so ironic…). And Sasuke wore a dark blue silk shirt with loose fitting jeans. Naruto found himself blushing at this.

Sasuke looks…nice for a change… he thought.

But he quickly shook his head from the thought.

Kakashi took out some "special" drinks.

"Here, these'll make you guys get your strengh back." He said with an upside-down "u" eye. They all took it cautiously, Kiba smelled it, Neji used his Byakugan, and Chouji swirled it around.

"Come on! I didn't POISON it! And it tastes good too. Here, I'll try some," he took Lee's and drank a bit from it, but turning around in the process, careful not to let anyone see him without his mask. He turned towards them again and it wasseemingly aparent that he drank some. Even though he secretly just made part of the water disappear and didnt even bring his lips to the cup.

They all became content with this, so they drank it. It was DELICIOUS! So they drank more, and more, and more….

This kept going on for another 15 minutes until they felt a little light-headed...and strange.

"Time for the real party to get started…" cackled Kakashi…

…EVILLY.

Okay, no flames please. I'm sorry if it's so late, seriously. Why do you think this was rushed? TT.TT I might write some one-shots between the spaces I'm supposed to fill up by updating this so you guys wont kill me. I really do care about joo fans TT.TT

PLEASE R&R!