Okay, chapter 6 (it looks like 7 but chapter 4 was the author's note...maybe I should take that out...O.OU)
Anyway, I wrote half of this while listening to "Where Is Your Boy Tonight?" By Fall-Out Boy.Sorta fits the occasion to me xD
Okay, we get a bit of another couple in here as well. And the comedy is back! But it's not as good...this was written in like...30 minutes...so yeah...(I'm trying my best to update more often since it's SPRING BREAK BABY!)
NOW ENJOY!
"Then you should add a little spice to the…" but Chouji was cut off with a horrified look on his face. He pointed at something behind Shino. Curious at the sudden movement (especially since Chouji was busy telling him tips on cooking) he turned around and his sunglasses,along withhis jaw, fell to the floor.
Everyone in the room was making out. Except for Kiba, who was blushing, sitting next to a fainted Kankurou.
"Must be the effects of alcohol," Shino said.
"But Kiba looks…different…" Chouji mentioned, squinting his eyes at Kiba.
He was right, thought Shino, who was a good friend of Kiba's and could read him like a book. Kiba wasn't affected by the alcohol as much as the others were. It was as if the alcohol only gave him a little push but his will was most part of it.
Did Kiba really like this Kankurou guy that much?
"Doesn't mean you'll start putting moves onme right…?" Chouji asked…slowly…. Then backed away from him.
Shino had a disgusted look on his face. "Uh, hello, I'm straight, TOTALLY straight. I'm not going to mooch up on some fat guy who wears an underwear-headband on his head."
Chouji was relieved, but mad at the same time. Shino just called him fat, and after he helped him on some tips too. So, they began running around the house, wrecking what was left unbroken by Lee.
Meanwhile, outside the window, Kakashi and some other masked people were sitting on a tree, using genjutsu to disguise themselves amongst the shadows.
"This is your doing, Kakashi?" came a voice from Masked Person #1.
"Yeah, Iruka. Oh look, it's likeyour adopted son is making out with my adopted son! Isn't it so cute? Reminds me of us!"
Iruka blushed.
"Hey, hey, don't be flirting around us!" said Masked Person #2.
"Asuma, calm down," came a confident TV-talk-show-like voice from Masked Person #3, "Let them enjoy their time of youth, as well as these young—IS THAT LEE KISSING GAARA?"
"Who's calm now, Gai?" Masked Person #4 laughed.
"Shush, I'm-with-Asuma-and-I-come-complaining-to-my-boyfriend-Iruka Kurenai," chuckled Kakashi, followed with a cough from Asuma.
"Anyway…" said Iruka, "Why are we here again?"
"Ah, we're here to supervise the kids!" answered Kakashi with a happy tone that made Iruka know that this doesn't mean what it seems.
"To make sure they don't go far or hurt each other's poor, innocent, and youthful hearts?" chanced Gai, doing his nice-guy pose, which had light coming out of the holes of his mask.
"No, to make sure they go as far as admitting their hearts to each other without being drunk and embarrassed while we try out very hardest to get them into bed with each other."
Everyone had wide eyes and a jaw magically elongated to hit, and shake up, the ground.
"What was thaaaaaaat?" came a muffled voice from Naruto's living room.
"I don't knoooooooow…"
"Go cheeeeeeeeck!"
"Oh shit," the sensei all mouthed then made their genjutsus even more powerful trying to conceal their chakra.
But too bad for them, Neji came out and used his Byakugan while Shikamaru used his shadow tecnique to bound himself to whatever living thing was out here.
And they happened to find Iruka first.
"AAAAAHHHHHHH!" Iruka came screaming down from the tree, being pulled by his foot.
He laid on his back beside Shikamaru's and Neji's feet. The looked down at him.
"U-uh…hello…kids…"
"Iruka-sensei?" came a voice of disbelief from Shikamaru. "What are you doing here, sensei?" said Neji in an indifferent voice. The both had to pretend not to be drunk, but it was hard since their eyes were dull and they were swaying back and forth.
"W-well…uh…I was here to…visit you guys! Yes! Uh…Kakashi couldn't come because he's…uh…busy…and…well…I'm here to drop off some more…uh…stuff he gave you guys…and to supervise…and…yeah…uh…"
Oh great, they both thought, they're going to have a supervisor.
"Will you give us a moment?" Shikamaru said real quickly. Iruka gave a little nod. Shikamaru pulled Neji while he walked back into the apartment and closed the door with a SLAM. Iruka heard rapid talking from Shikamaru and Neji and then…
BING!
"Damn!"
CRASH!
"AAAAAHHHH!"
BOOM!
"Fuck!"
BANG!
"NO! Over there!"
CLANG!
"Holy SHIT!"
PSSS!
"Dude!"
ZZZZTT!
"Get off!"
And then finally, a toilet sounded.
Iruka: o.oU
Naruto opened the door with a huge grin and tousled hair while everyone was behind him, playing video games, talking, and reading…y'know, what a normal STRAIGHT teen would do.Everyone had to try to wear off their drunkness. Everything seems to be in order...
Everything was fixed...magically...or a really good genjutsu...or a good carpenter...
"Hello, Iruka-sensei! Come in! Come in!" Naruto opened the door wider and tried desperately to fix his hair while keeping his famous foxy grin.
"Uh…okay…"
"Oh! That coat looks heavy! Wow, it looks like something a detective would wear…and that's a funky looking mask…"
"It's NOTHING!" Iruka snatched them both away and put them on the coat rack. He was also trying to keep his smiling form up.
He entered the apartment and closed the door behind him.
The kids are trying really hard to hide this huh… he thought.
"So…Iruka-sensei, you know Lee, Sasuke, Gaara, Kankurou, Shikamaru, Neji, Shino, Chouji, and Kiba! And you guys know Iruka-sensei!"
"YOSH!"
"Hn."
"…No I don't…"
"…"(A/N: He fainted, remember?)
"Troublesome, but yes."
Neji nodded.
Chouji burped.
"No durh, Naruto. He just taught us in school." Kiba gave Naruto a look that, to a stranger, made Naruto looked stupid. But Naruto knew he begging him to make sure he doesn't do anything stupid.
"So…uh…I forgot some things to give you guys up in the…uh…tree…" Iruka stammered again. So he ran out and up the tree really quickly.
"You"—pant—"guys,"—pant—"what am I"—pant—"supposed"—pant—"supposed to do!" he whispered to the sensei in a finnicky voice.
"Calm down, Iruka-baby!" Kakashi patted him on the back with an upside down "U" for an eye.
"Don't call me"—pant—"that! Not in this situation!"
"But you let me call you that in bed…"
"MOVING ON!"
"Yeah, okay, here are the movies. And…here are the games. And here is...the specially designed bottle."
"What the fuc—specially designed bottle? What are you planning KAKASHI?" Kurenai asked, flabbergasted. (A/N: That's a real word! Used spelling check and it works! I like that word so expect it more XD)
"Oh, just a little game of spin-the-bottle…fufufu…kekeke.."
"Oh no, that's his perverted laugh…" sighed Asuma.
Ignoring Asuma's comment, Kakashi shoved the stuff into Iruka's arms, while Iruka had a panic look in his eyes. Kakahi, seeing his beloved in such a pitiful state, put up a genjutsu around him and Iruka.He pulleddown his mask and giving him a quick smooch. Then as quickas the kiss, he pulled up his mask and deactivated the genjutsu.
They pushed Iruka down the tree and he fell…hard. But he was too joyfully shocked to feel any pain. Lee opened the door and said, "Yosh? Anyone out here—IRUKA-SENSEI!"
Naruto ran out to help his dazed sensei get up and into his apartment.
The whole time, Naruto wondered why Iruka had that goofy grin on his face.
I liked this chapter for some reason. I bet my non-yaoi fans'll like it better. xD And I just wanted to say that all the funny/stupid parts of my story are inspired by natsyourlord's story Campfire Geeks. You gotta go read it! It's so frikin funny! You'll see alot of my stuff is similar to her's. But she doesnt like yuri/yaoi...anyway...Thank You natsyourlord! You're an amazing writer for an 11 year old!(or 12...I forgot...O.O;;)
GO READ HER STORIES! ...
BUT R&R FIRST! xDDDDD I did this with a headache and an empty stomach so please R&R! It'll make me and the Naruto Boys happy!
Naruto Guys Gang: Yes please! We made-out and jacked up Naruto's house for your pleasure!