Omfg GOMEN NASAI GOMEN NASAI GOMEN NASAI! (translated would be a lot of sorries...) I...lost inspiration to update. And I just forgot everything so I'm oh so sorry if anything here is wrong and doesnt go along(it's very sketchy, edgy, rough, and ecky so I'm sorry!)with the other chapters but I had to beg and plead my sister for me to use the computer because I got a little flicker of inspiration return from my overdue writers block so here I am, presenting you with another All Guy's Sleepover chapter! ENJOY!

"Iruka-sensei…?"

No answer.

"IRUKA-SENSEI."

No answer.

"IRUKA-SENSEI!"

"Hmph?" Iruka wasn't on Earth yet, but he was somewhere on Mars.

Close enough.

"Iruka-sensei, so what's all this stuff?" Naruto pointed to the bundle in his arms.

"Oh, thash jush flabber whatsits…"

"What the…IRUKA-SENSEI!" Naruto used his Sexy no Jutsu, which indeed brought Iruka off of Mars and on a capsule back to Earth.

"YOUNG MAN, GET OUT OF THAT FORM THIS INSTANT!" Iruka didn't get a nosebleed.

So he did, but not before asking, "Iruka-sensei, are you gay?" Iruka blushed.

"U-uh…what makes you say that?"

"Nothing, you just didn't get a nosebleed…well! Maybe you just grew over it." Naruto shrugged and undid the jutsu.

"Ah, well, you should finish watching the movies. First, we'll watch Night of the Living Puppet. After that is The Unmarriageable Hidden Village." Iruka was about to get things ready until a voice erupted from the bedroom.

"DID I JUST HEAR THAT WE'RE GOING TO WATCH NIGHT OF THE LIVING PUPPET? WHERE? WHERE?" Kankurou ran out, followed by Kiba, who was taking care of him while he was unconscious. Kankurou didn't have his make-up on.

"Yeah Kankurou," Iruka gave him a heartwarming smile, "We're about to watch it right now."

"Then outta my way girly man, you're taking too long!" Kankurou pushed Iruka to the side and was hurriedly getting everything in order, even if it meant jacking up Naruto's possessions. Iruka gave a nervous chuckle as an anime sweat drop appeared on his forehead. Along with another one, and another one and another on…

Ahem, anyway.

Iruka took one step into the living room and he was appalled at the mess.

"NA…NANI!" Iruka's jaw fell to the floor.

Naruto chuckled and rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment.

So Rock Lee spoke, "HAI! Iruka-sensei…urgh…we got carried away in our…ahem…fun and this is the result then…"

Iruka looked at all of them and they all nodded their heads.

Iruka took a breath, getting ready to tell them to clean up the mess until the doorbell rang.

"I'LL GET IT!" Kiba ran as quickly as he said that, leaving the others behind to get scolded at by Iruka.

Iruka got ready yet again until he heard exactly what he DID NOT need right now. The iresistable, sexy, and way-too-flattering…

"IRU-KUN!"

Iruka was just about to go back to Mars.

Kakashi lept from behind the piece of wall separating the door and the living room with an upside-down "U" as an eye.

"Why, hello Iru-kun!" he pranced over to his, ahem, Iru-kun and gave him a bear hug. Iruka let out that breath he was holding.

"V'at are joo doing vere!" Iruka whispered into Kakashi's ear, unable to breath because the older man's arms were pushing his lungs together.

Kakashi turned around still having that optimistic aura suffocating the room. Then he spoke.

"Me and my Iru-kun here need to have a very special talk now, so will you kids please excuse us?" he smiled.

It's not like they cared anyway, Kankurou had already gone ahead and put "Night of the Living Puppet" on and the whole group was greatly into the movie, popcorn, darkness and all.

Kakashi pulled little Iru-kun into the kitchen.

"Save the bottle and games for later, actually, I just had a little idea so I don't think we'll be needing those games…fufufu…keke—"

"OH WOULD YOU SHUT UP WITH THAT LAUGH!"

The kids in the living room all "SHH'D" at them.

Iruka lowered down to a whisper, "Okay, here," he handed over the black bag full of games, "what now?"

Kakashi gave him another, and bigger, black bag.

"What's in here—"

But Kakashi cut him off with yet another kiss. But this one lasted longer.

Iruka gasped at surprise and Kakashi took this opportunity for his tongue to enter Iruka's mouth, but left, leaving a desperate Iruka behind. And, just for the slightest moment, Kakashi had the look of a hungry wolf in his eyes…

But he quickly reverted back to his happy-go-lucky self.

"Bwai bwai, my little Iru-kuun!" a peck on the cheek and off the copy-nin lept. Out the window.

Iru-ku…Iruka came to his senses faster this time, but started screaming and stomping instead.

"WHY DOES HE ALWAYS DO THIS! KISS ME, AND WILL HOKAGE BE DAMNED, HE'S A GOOD KISSER TOO! THEN HE LEAVES ME DESPERATE FOR MORE! THAT SICK PERVERTED, HENTAI, ECCHI MONSTER OF A BEING--!"

"SHUT UP!"

Oh yeah, he had some business to do.

So Iruka quickly ran to the living room; turned on the lights; took out the video despite the young boys' groans of distress.

"Iruka-sensei!"

"Ano…sensei…?"

"WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT WO-MAN!"

"Now, now children…I am sort of in charge of this place after all…"

"Uh…Iruka-sensei, don't I live here? By myself? And doesn't this place belong to me?" Naruto pointed directly at himself while having his foxy grin on with upside-down "U-shaped" eyes like Kakashi's/

"Well, do you pay the rent?"

"No." his eyes opened.

"The bill?"

"…no." his smile faltered.

"Repairs?"

"…no…" his hand fell down on his lap.

"And do you know who does?"

"…uh…who?"

"ME."

"…oh…" Naruto was depressed and crummy now. This can only mean one thing…(a lot of things actually, but right now, only one thing…)

"That means I'm actually the head of this and first of all, since you guys are staying here, under Law 23, Section 103, Paragraph 12, and in the Fourth Hokage's words himself, 'Anyone who stays over at another person's home at his own will shall obey every order given to them by the person who pays for that area of land as well as nessecities."

The boys all looked flabbergasted (A/N: THERE'S THAT WORD AGAIN:D).

"So…fufufu…kekeke…"

"OH SHIT THAT'S KAKASHI-SENSEI'S LAUGH!" everyone screamed.

"Oh…sure…but now obey my commands!" he threw the bag to Naruto, "Put one on and give one to Gaara, Neji and Kiba. But don't put them on here. Put them on in the bedroom."

They had no choice so Naruto, Gaara, Neji, and Kiba took the bag and walked to Naruto's bedroom.

2 minutes later. Screams were heard. Iruka ran in and quickly started talking to them, but the boys outside couldn't make anything of it.

Iruka came out 10 minutes later and announced their arrivals formally.

"Ahem! Attention! Right here in your very own living room, in the comforts of Naruto's home, I present you the specially designed uke…I mean boys who will be cleaning this filthy apartment! Here they are!"

And they all walked out in maid uniforms.

Dun dun dun! Cliffie! I hope you guys enjoyed this one. Even if it was hard to understand at some parts...the only word I can describe it is RAW and FRESH! It's a under-cooked cookie which doesnt have sprinkles or chocolate chips yet...or a rare steak without the sauce...either way...

But I hope it satisfied you guys! TTwTT Please please please please please please please R&R! If you guys didnt like how it happened, you can give me hints on what the next chapter could be like! Anything would work now! I have an idea but if you guys arent happy...then I'm not exactly a happy camper either...

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