Okie, back with another chapter! I'm jsut making this quick. And it might seem sorta raw here and there. And there's a limit to my censored smutty make out sessions so this chapter is short and simple.

Iruka came out 10 minutes later and announced their arrivals formally.

"Ahem! Attention! Right here in your very own living room, in the comforts of Naruto's home, I present you the specially designed uke…I mean boys who will be cleaning this filthy apartment! Here they are!"

And they all walked out in maid uniforms.

Sasuke covered the lower half of his face. Naruto looked…delicious.

Lee stared at the suggestive parts of Gaara where the lace complimented his (ahem) "curves".

Shikamaru looked dumbfoundly at Neji's state. Blushing pink and tousled hair, probably from when they had to force that…thing on him. Neji looked into his eyes for a second, gasped, then looked towards the closest wall.

Kankurou stared hungrily at Kiba. The usual loudmouth was quiet (just like the rest of them) and looked at the floor in shame.

Iruka stepped between the seme and…I mean, the boys. There were groans of disapprovment from the non-maiden boys.

"I'm sorry, but these boys will have to clean the apartment now. So why won't you guys just go do something in the meantime. 'Kay?" Iruka smiled again, "Now, maid-boys, go on and clean."

Naruto was the first who stepped forward and smiled widely.

"Come on guys! This doesn't seem too hard! Lets get to work! Neji, here's a broom. Gaara, here's a duster. Kiba, here's a garbage bag. I'll be organizing stuff. Understood?"

They all nodded. Naruto grinned even wider.

"Then lets go!"

They all assembled to their areas. The other boys, reluctantly, went into various parts of the house, just finding any old thing to do.

Let's check on them, shall we? And what a coincidence, they're matched up perfectly!

Room 1: Living Room

Pairing: KankuKiba

Kankurou was sitting in a beanbag chair and was deeply into Night of the Living Puppet.

"No…no…NO! DON'T DO IT JACK! No wait…OPEN THE DOOR JACK! DO IT!" a scream was heard from the TV screen, "I knew it! IT WAS HER CORPSE!"

Kiba came by with the garbage bag. He bent over right in front of the TV screen and started picking up various unflattering objects.

Did Kankurou have a sight. He didn't bother with the movie anymore, the only channel he wants to watch is right in front of him in all it's canine-maid glory.

After a few minutes of staring, Kiba straightened up, clueless about the horny teenager behind him. A seriously audible groan was heard from Kankurou and Kiba turned around to see what happened. Just to see Kankurou staring at his ass.

Kiba glared at first then the situation dawned on him.

"Y'like that dontcha?" Kiba teased looking straight into his eyes and bending over in the same position again.

Kankurou blushed.

"Wh-what makes you say th-that?" he tried hard to look away but his eyes always ventured back.

Kiba walked closer to him and sat on his lap, straddling his waist.

He whispered right above Kankurou's ear, "Come on…admit it…"

He couldn't control it any longer. He pushed Kiba roughly down on the floor and kissed him fully on the lips. Kiba gasped; he didn't realize it would go this far. But he closed his eyes in content and moaned. Kankurou slid his tongue inside and thus started the heated make-out session.

Room 2: Bedroom

Pairing: SasuNaru

Sasuke was bored. And it was not a good thing when he was bored. So he ventured about the house.

"Hmph." He voiced as he looked in the direction of a certain door where grunts and groans were heard.

He walked over to this room and opened the door, never, ever, thinking once about what he saw.

Naruto was attempting to take his uniform off to no success.

But he succeeded in making the great Uchiha drool. But nosebleed and droolage in the same day, Naruto's a master.

The left sleeve of his uniform was partially off, revealing a tasty piece of non-tanned skin for the young Uchiha's pleasure. Now he was attempting to pull up his "dress".

Sasuke sure had a sight. Kakashi is one smart man, thought Sasuke, making Naruto wear a lacy THONG!

After several moments of pulling and struggling to no success, Naruto let the dress drop down to it's normal position and the fact that Sasuke saw much more then he should've dawned on him.

"T-teme! You pervert! Wh-what are you doing here!" Naruto screamed at Sasuke, eyes narrowed, and crimson face.

Sasuke didn't even bother to think. He walked up to Naruto, pushed him down on the nearest bed, and kissed him.

He did this all in one breath, so Naruto didn't have a chance to breathe.

He suffocated underneath Sasuke's firm kiss and started coughing.

Sasuke let him go and Naruto immediately sat up, bumping into Sasuke's forhead, ricocheting both of them in opposite directions.

"I-ite…ow…" Naruto rubbed his head tenderly.

Sasuke just sat there on the floor, shaking his bangs to cover his red face.

Naruto bended down to his eye level and looked into Sasuke's eyes with a deep tenderness…

Then smacked him upside the head.

"What'd you do that for, teme! Nearly rape me then hurt my delicate head! What's the matter with you?" Naruto said as he pouted his infamous pout.

Sasuke didn't hear a word he said. He was pissed now and lost "the mood".

He was gonna get Naruto back.

Yeah, cliffie there. But when I return with the next chapter, it'll be ShikaNeji and LeeGaa next. So dont wait up and see what Sasuke'll do to Naruto! R&R! I'm headed for over 100 reviews this time, 'kay? Help a little kid out! Bye the way, Naruto says "I-ite..." which means ow, kay? And it's i-teh.