UXD: YES! I'm back with my third story! I can't believe it…I never thought I'd ever make a trilogy…And I never thought I'd make so many friends with it…Sniff…Hold on…(Walk's of stage, there is the sound of someone blowing their nose, UXD walks back on)…That's better; I'm okay…Let's say hello to my beloved friends…Miniku!

Miniku: Yay me!

UXD: Shel-Shel!

Shel-Shel: Woo Hoo!

Chole: RY-RY! (Hugs Ryan and smothers him in kisses)

Ryan: Oh…You again…

UXD: Hanbags! Everyone!

Hanbags: (Crowd cheers) Thank you! Thank you!

Jiggy: Me too! (Crickets chirp)

Hanbags: Get out my limelight!

UXD: Jenrya282!

Jenrya282: Here I am!

UXD: Springy!

SpringFairy13: (Hugs UXD excitedly)

UXD: The kid who is on fire! I forget his name!

FireKid: …

Joe: Shall I kill him now?

UXD: Animeang317!

Chun Li: Don't forget me!

UXD: Kosmic!

Kosmic: (Blows a party whistle…unenthusiastically)

UXD: Trinity Sun!

Ema and Brian: Us too!

UXD: This is too long of an Author note! Let's get on with the story!

Disclaimer: I do not own Xiaolin Showdown

Xiaolin Showdown: Legend of the Thunder Child III: Apocalypse Clone

02: Singala Promotion

Next morning…

"Rise and shine! Time to get up!" called Colza as she slivered into the dormitory, "Come on! It's breakfast time!"

Kimiko yawned as she sat up in bed and stretched her arms. She climbed out of bed and looked out the window. It was a normal day, cloudy but warm. She opened her wardrobe and pulled out her monk robes. After getting into them, she then grabbed her hair bands and put her hair up into their usual twin bunches. After applying some light makeup, she then looked down at Ryan, he hadn't stirred a bit. She sighed as she sat down beside him.

"You haven't had a descent night's sleep in ages…" sighed Kimiko as she ran a hand through his hair and down his cheek, "Your dream must mean something…"

She smiled as she saw his eyes flicker as they opened.

"Morning sleepy head" said Kimiko softly as she flicked some hair from his face. Ryan groaned as he rolled over, pulling the covers over his head.

"Come on Ryan" said Kimiko as she shook him gently, "Time to get up"

She shook him again, but he still wouldn't get up.

"Morning Kimiko" said Colza as she slivered into her room.

"Oh, hey Colza" said Kimiko as she looked up at her. Colza sighed as she looked at the large bump in her covers, guessing it was Ryan.

"Is he still tired?" said Colza. Kimiko nodded as she grabbed the covers and pulled them off Ryan complete. He groaned as he rolled over and looked up at her with a sort of sour look.

"Let me guess…" sighed Colza "The dream?"

Kimiko nodded again as Ryan yawned and sat up in bed. Colza sighed as she shook her head.

"You know…" said Colza "I don't think it's this dream that's keeping him awake"

They both looked at her.

"What do you mean?" said Ryan as he climbed out of bed and stretched his arms.

"Well…" sighed Colza "I think it's something the both of you are doing that's keeping you awake"

"What are you implying?" said Kimiko as she raised an eyebrow at her.

"Nothing…" said Colza as she turned and slivered out her room, "Heh heh heh…"

The two of them looked at her as she opened Kimiko's curtains.

"I think this dream is a lame excuse to what you two are really doing" said Colza "But as I don't sleep here, I can't prove it"

"Prove what?" said Ryan.

"Nothing" said Colza "Coughshaggingcough!"

Kimiko's eyes widened as she glared at her.

"Hey!" growled Kimiko as her face went red with embarrassment and anger, "We have not been shagging each other!"

Sure you haven't…" said Colza a she slivered off, Kimiko growled as she went to burn her to cinders, but Ryan grabbed her arm before she got out the door.

"Don't Kimiko" sighed Ryan "She's just trying wind you up…"

Kimiko sighed as she put her arms around Ryan and rested her head on him.

"Saying me and you were doing it again…" said Kimiko "The nerve of her…"

Ryan and Kimiko walked into the kitchen where Clay and Omi were getting breakfast ready.

"Morning partners!" called Clay "What will it be?"

"Fried eggs" said Ryan "Sunny side up"

"Same for me" said Kimiko as she and Ryan sat down at the table.

"Good morning Ryan and Kimiko" said Omi in his upbeat morning voice, "It is nice to see the loving birds who are also good friends of mine"

"I swear he gets harder to understand everyday" whispered Ryan, Kimiko giggled as they heard Raimundo come in, followed by Colza.

"Hey Ryan and Kimiko" said Raimundo as he sat down at the table, "How was last night's shagging?"

Kimiko growled as she glared at Raimundo and Colza, who were ginning at each other.

"Colza!" growled Kimiko "Why did you tell him? It's not true!"

"Chill girl" said Raimundo "You know we're joking!"

Kimiko growled as she felt Ryan's hand around her wrist, trying to calm her down.

"What is this "Shagging" that everyone is talking about?" said Omi. Everyone rolled their eyes as they looked at his clueless face.

"Why won't people tell me about this?" said Omi as he grew inpatient, "Is it some sort of special move?"

Raimundo had to bite his lip to stop himself from laughing. Luckily, Master Fung and Dojo came in the room, giving everyone an excuse to change the subject.

"Hey guys" said Dojo "Nice day today, perfect for Wu hunting"

He slivered onto the table and began helping himself to breakfast; he blinked as he felt someone sliver around and up his body.

"Morning Dojo" said Colza as she slivered onto the table next to him, "How are you today?"

"Err…" stuttered Dojo as he went red, "I…Ah…I'm…Err…"

"Tee hee…" giggled Colza "You're adorable when you're all shy like"

She smiled as she kissed him on the cheek, Dojo's body suddenly went rigid as he rolled off the table and clattered on the floor like a plank of wood. The others laughed to themselves for a bit before Master Fung spoke up.

"Ahem…Young monks" said Master Fung "As you know; you will be preparing to train for your Singala Warrior promotions"

Everyone nodded in agreement as they listened to him.

"But there is much you need to know before you can begin your training" said Master Fung "So I will be going over the basics of the Elements"

"Oh no…" groaned Raimundo "Not education…"

"Teaching is the true path to learning" said Omi "Chase Young said that"

"Yes Raimundo" said Master Fung "You don't want to be the one who misses out on being promoted at the same time as everyone else"

Everyone went quite as they looked at him.

"What?" said Ryan as he raised an eyebrow, "What do you mean one of use will not be promoted at the same time as everyone?"

"Out of the five of you" said Master Fung "Only four will be promoted to Singala warrior together"

They all looked at each other as they thought about who it could be.

"The way you perform between now and when I decide on promoting you will affect whom will be promoted" said Master Fung "Once you have finished breakfast, come join me in the scroll room"

He turned and left the room, leaving the others to play the "Guess who won't get promoted" game.

"Wow…" sighed Kimiko "Once again; someone's going to miss out on a promotion"

"Do not worry my friends" said Omi "I will be glad to help the person who doesn't get promoted!"

"And how do you know it's not you, little buckaroo?" said Clay as he cleaned his plate.

"Isn't it obvious?" said Omi.

"No" said Raimundo. Ryan sighed as he got up from his seat.

"Well don't give your hopes up everyone" said Ryan "We all have flaws that put us down"

"Indeed" said Omi "Ryan is of Heylin blood, Raimundo was last to apprentice and Kimiko is a girl, but I am flawless! Perfect in everyway!"

Ryan, Raimundo and Kimiko growled at Omi as he stood in his "I am great" pose.

"Don't forget that Omi has an ego bigger than Cyclops's butt!" growled Raimundo.

"Your just jealous" said Omi "But I will offer help to the unlucky person, prepare to be taught by Omi, soon-to-be Singala Warrior!"

Meanwhile…

Master Fung and Dojo were in the scroll room, preparing the monk's lesson. They got out the final scroll when suddenly there was a loud rumble of thunder, followed by a strong gust of wind and then the smell of burning. They both looked up as they saw Ryan, Raimundo and Kimiko walking with absolutely mad faces on them. Clay came in next, holding a windswept monk with burn marks on him.

"Omi?" said Master Fung. Omi said nothing as he jittered, a few sparks jumped from his body.

"Do you think it was a mistake telling them that one will not get promoted at the same time as the others?" said Dojo. Master Fung sighed as he turned to the other monks, who had taken their seats on the floor.

Four promotions…Five people…One persons going to miss out, but who is it going to be? R&R everyone!