UXD: Hello again everyone! Thanks for R&R!

(Ryan comes in with Chole around his leg)

Ryan: No!

Chole: Please?

Ryan: No!

Chole: Please! I'll do the face if you don't!

Ryan: Don't do the face!

(Chole's eyes began to water and her bottom lip begins to quiver as she gives him huge puppy dog eyes)

Chole: (Near crying) Ry-Ry…PWEASE!

Ryan: Aww crap…Fine…

Chole: YAY! ROMANTIC DINNER! (Hugs Ryan)

Ryan: They better have ribs…

UXD: oo

Disclaimer: I do not own Xiaolin Showdown

Xiaolin Showdown: Legend of the Thunder Child III: Apocalypse Clone

07: The Shen Gong Two

"So Jermaine?" said Ryan as he looked up from his lunch, "How long have you been a Xiaolin monk?"

"Quite some time" said Jermaine "Omi invited me to join the temple when we first met back in New York"

"Oh really?" said Ryan "I've been a monk for about a few months now"

"Oh, that's cool" said Jermaine as he went back to his food.

"Young monks" said Master Fung as he walked into the room, "I have news regarding your next stage promotions"

"Oh! Oh!" gasped Omi as he jumped up and down, "Is it me? Is it me?"

"Mo Momi" said Dojo "Me mill mavan't memided met"

"Chew your food Dojo" sighed Colza "And don't talk with your mouthful"

Dojo rolled his eyes as he swallowed his food.

"We still haven't decided yet Omi" said Dojo "But we have prepared some tests for you that you can do after lunch"

"Yes" said Master Fung "After lunch, you will be learning how to use your Singala abilities, this will help decide who will get the promotion"

"Do not worry Master Fung" said Omi "I will complete this challenge and prove to Jermaine that I'm still the best!"

Colza sighed as she picked up a chicken drumstick, she began to eat it, when she swallowed it whole and began choking on the bone.

"ACK!" choked Colza "WU…WU!"

"Wu?" said Dojo as Colza spat out the bone, "I don't detect any Wu"

"4…" sighed Kimiko.

"A new Wu has just revealed itself!" said Colza.

"3…" sighed Raimundo.

"No there isn't" said Dojo as he went back to his food.

"2…" sighed Clay.

"Yes there is!" pouted Colza.

"1…" sighed Ryan.

"No there isn't and I would know" said Dojo "I am the official Wu detector and…You're right, a new Wu has revealed itself!"

"We have lift off…" sighed Kimiko. Dojo disappeared under the table as he pulled out the Wu scroll. He opened up; in the blue circle was a black question mark.

"A question mark?" said Kimiko "What is it?"

"The Shen Gong Two is a strange and mysterious Wu that can shape shift into other items" said Master Fung "It can turn into many items like the Shimo Staff, but it can also turn into other Shen Gong Wu"

"Ice cold" said Jermaine "Imagine what you can do with that Wu"

"It's best if we get a move on" said Kimiko as she finished her food, "If Jack or Chase gets it, they could use it against us"

"Let us boogy on to the Wu!" said Omi.

"Let's boogie Omi" said Jermaine.

"Letter!" said Omi as he turned around and gave him thumbs up sign.

"Err…I think he means "Word"" said Kimiko as they went after them.

"Wait for me!" called Colza "I'm coming too!"

Skies above Chinatown…

Dojo and Colza flew over the bustling city of Chinatown, heading towards a small park surrounded by buildings.

"The Wu is there!" called Colza as she pointed to the centre of the park, "I'm sure of it!"

Dojo swooped past her with Ryan and Jermaine on his back, even though Colza was slightly better at locating Wu, she was not as fast as Dojo.

"Dojo!" cried Kimiko as she saw something in the sky, "Look out!"

Jack Spicer came swooping down from the sky and landed on the ground.

"Too late losers!" called Jack as he ran towards where the Wu was, "The Wu is mine!"

"Not if we can help it!" called Ryan as he and Jermaine jumped off Dojo. The three of them dived at where the Wu was.

"Jack Spicer!" yelled Ryan "I challenge you to a Xiaolin…Showdown?"

The three of them looked down at their hands, there was no Wu there.

"Huh?" gasped Ryan "Where's the Wu?"

Everyone ran up to where they were standing, Dojo popped up between them with a magnifying glass and examined the ground where the Wu was.

"Its right here where me and Dashi hid it!" said Dojo "I swear I hid it here!"

"Dojo, you must be tripping" said Jermaine "There's nothing here"

"Hey!" said Jack as he bent over, "There's a letter"

He and Ryan looked at the paper, but Jack couldn't work out what it said.

"Hmm…" thought Jack "It seems to be encoded, just what are these strange symbols?"

Ryan sighed as he took the letter from his hands, turned it the right way up and put it back in his hands.

"They're called words" sighed Ryan.

"Oh…" said Jack as he went red, "I knew that…"

"Dear Ryan" said Jack as he read the letter, "I have done you a favour by recovering the Shen Gong Two for you. If you want it, come visit me at my luxury mansion for a chat. You can't miss my place, it has a large panda on the roof, your friends are welcome too, your old friend, Panda Bubba"

"Hmm…" thought Raimundo "Obviously a trap"

"Well howdy duh!" said Clay as he looked at the letter, "Its is as obviously as a pig competing in a horse race"

"Let's get going" said Raimundo as he climbed back onto Colza, "We can raid his place and get back home"

"What about me?" said Jack. They all looked at him.

"What about you?" said Kimiko. Jack looked sheepishly down at the ground as he played with his thumbs.

"Well…I've got nothing to do…" mumbled Jack "And Panda Bubba is also an enemy of mine…"

"Please be spitting it out Jack" sighed Omi "We haven't got all day"

"Please!" begged Jack as he fell to his knees, "Can I come? I want to get my own back on Panda Bubba for all the times he has tricked me!"

They all looked at him with unconvinced faces.

"Please!" begged Jack as he pulled at Ryan's trousers.

"If you will let go of my clothes?" sighed Ryan. Jack nodded as he stood up.

"Very well…" sighed Ryan "As your incompetence will keep you from taking advantage of us…"

"What?" said Raimundo "We can't have him! Remember what happened last time we went to Panda Bubba's lair with Jack!"

"I agree with Rai" said Clay "Jack is a slippery as a fish in a soap factory"

"Hmm…" thought Ryan "Good point"

"Please!" said Jack "I know exactly where he hides his Wu!"

Ryan thought for a moment, he was about to turn him down when suddenly he felt weird, as if something was taking over his mind.

"Oh, alright" sighed Ryan "But just because we can keep an eye on you"

They all groaned as they all climbed onto Dojo and Colza.

"You're not coming with us" said Dojo as he moved away from Jack, "Use your Heli-Bot!"

Jack sighed as he switched it on and followed them through the sky.

"Why did you let him tag along?" said Kimiko as she looked back at him.

"Yeah dude" said Jermaine "I think your one point less of a three point basket?"

Ryan thought for moment as he looked at Kimiko.

"I don't know…" said Ryan "Something in my head told me it would be wise that we took Jack along because we will need him to raid Panda Bubba's place"

"Why the hell would you think that?" said Kimiko. Ryan shrugged his shoulders as Dojo flew over the city.

Logan grinned as he watched Dojo flew over Chinatown, he put his hands to his head, where he was wearing the Chaos Helmet.

"Chaos Helmet" said Logan "Don't worry sweet cheeks, I know what I'm doing and put your arms around her"

"Don't worry sweet cheeks, I know what I'm doing" said Ryan, he smiled as he put his arms around her. Kimiko sighed as he looked back at him.

"Sweet cheeks? Since when you have used nicknames?" said Kimiko.

"Trust me" said Logan "Anyway, what's the worst he can do? And giver her one of your passionate kisses"

"Trust me" said Ryan "Anyway, what's the worst he can do?"

"But Ryan…" said Kimiko. Ryan grinned as he placed his lips on hers, kissing her.

"Oh…Ryan…" sighed Kimiko as she smiled up at him.

"Trust me" said Ryan as he rested her head on himself. Kimiko sighed as she snuggled into his arms.

"Very well…" sighed Kimiko "I trust you"

"Man…" sighed Jermaine "This Xiaolin wangdang is getting weirder and weirder by the second…"

Logan grinned as he removed the Chaos Helmet. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a phone.

"Everything's clear Master" said Logan "I've managed to get Ryan to convince them"

"Excellent, my boy" said a dark voice on the other end, "Once they arrive, I will infiltrate Panda Bubba's lair and steal what we came for"

"Don't you worry about it" said Logan "I got everything under control on my end, I'm heading back to the lair now"

"Very good" said the voice "I'll see you later on tonight"

"Yes Master" said Logan "Oh and by the way…Love the red hair and eyeliner…"

The dark voice laughed on the other end as Logan hung up, he grinned as he watched Dojo and Colza fly off into the distance.

UXD: Ooooh…More stuff to thicken the plot! (Too lazy to point plot thickeners out…Someone do it for me, see how much you're all paying attention to the story!)…Oh! I see we have an announcement…

Kaida: Logan is a stinky head! And I miss Dragon Ryan…

UXD: Okay…Anything else?

Kaida: KAIDA RULES! R&R! (Logan is a stinky head!)

Logan and Ryan are under copyright of UXD, Kaida is under copyright of Ze-Smai, Chole is under copyright of Shel-Shel, all the other words, including the words in this disclaimer, is under copyright of the English Dictionary…I think…