Chapter 2:
Tyson: I'm starving! Where's the food?!
Rei: we haven't ordered yet
Kai: yo Rei
Rei: what?
Kai: dude that girl over there is checking you out
Rei: bullshit, what girl?
Kai: that girl with the black leather jacket
Rei: oh that girl, she's staring at you dickhead
Kai: no she's staring at you! You stupid fucker!
Rei: y'think?
The girl waves
Rei: gulp
Rei points at himself and the girl nods
Rei: double gulp
The girl asks Rei to come over
Rei: du…dude she wants me to go over, should I go over?
Kai: hell yeah dude
Rei: ok I'm going wish me luck
Kai: yeah go Rei!
The girl and Rei get up and go to another table and sit down together
Tyson: munch munch
Kai: Tyson stop eating the table!
Max: I love you
Kenny: I love you more
Max: no I love you more
Kenny: no I love you more
Max: no I love you more
Kenny: no I love you more
Kai: will you two shut the fuck up!
Tyson: talking with his mouth full and bits of wood being spat out yeah dude shut up about your gay love
Kai: what did I say about eating the table?! There's a big hole in it now!
Tyson: chewing my bad
Kai: wait shh. I'm trying to hear what Rei and that girl are talking about
Tyson: what that girl in the jacket?
Kai: shh!
Over to Rei's conversation………
Rei: so what did you say your name was again?
Selema: Selema
Rei: hi I'm Rei
Selema: nice to meet you Rei
Rei: um…..before we go into anything else, how old are you?
Selema: 15
Rei: me too! Thank God!
Selema: why?
Rei: to be honest, it's best not to ask questions
Selema: you're really funny Rei we should hang out
Rei: ……….
Kai: say something you idiot!
Rei: that would be great gulp
Selema: by the way who's your friend in the blue shirt?
"I knew she was looking at Kai ''
Rei: um that's Kai, why? You interested?
Selema: well…..
Rei: cos before you say anything he has bad gas!
Selema: oh, does he? Because I was gonna ask him out for my friend Jim. He really likes him.
Rei turned around and looked at Jim.
"Ok that's just gross''
Rei: oh….
Selema: but anyway here's my number so call me when you're free ok?
Rei: sweet! I mean….ok see ya
Selema gets up and leaves. Rei heads back to the others
Kai: well?
Rei holds up the number
Kai: go you dude!
Rei: and she advises you to go to a doctor
Kai: wtf? Why?
Rei: I have absolutely no idea
Kai: weird
Tyson: pizzas here! Pizzas here! Yay! Gimme gimme gimme!
Tyson snatches the pizza from the waiter and drops his piece through the hole in the table
Tyson: oh shit
Kai: that's what you get for chewing the table
Tyson: shut up dude it's a weakness
Kai: so when are you gonna call that girl?
Rei: first, her name is Selema and second, I'm not
Kai: what? Why not?
Rei: nah I'm not sure I should be going out with girls at the moment maybe next time.
Kai: you're a faggot dude
Rei: thanks
Kai: so….hey! Where's my pizza gone?
Tyson: chew oh, sorry dude
Kai: grr Tyson!
Max: how many times do I have to tell you I love you more!
Kenny: no I love you more
Max: no I love you more
Kenny: no I love you more
Kai: ok you two are really annoying me now shut the fuck up!
Tyson: yeah it's my job to piss people off
Kai: glare
Tyson: dude
Hilary: well look who it is!
Tyson: oh hell no! Get away from me bitch shapes his fingers like a cross and hisses
Hilary: shut up you asshole
Tyson: well we'll be going now so if you came here just to piss me off your out of luck. Ha ha!
Hilary: I didn't come here to piss you off
Tyson: ha h……huh?
Hilary: I came to see my lover boy Kai!
Kai spits out his bite of pizza
Kai: coughs what?!
Hilary: oh Kai I love you so much!
Kai: Tyson what did you drug her with now!?
Rei: how many drugs is more like it
Tyson: I swear I didn't do anything to her this time
"Yeah right what do you mean by 'this time' "
Kai: cough help…..she's……choking me!
Hilary: I love you Kai!
Hilary shouts it out so loud that everyone stops and stares and gives them a weird look
Kai: this is so embarrassing
Hilary: yay!
Kai: someone get this thing off me please!
Hilary: Kai I want another hug!
Kai: another hu?!?……choking can't……breathe…help…help….me…me….please…..I beg you……save me!
Rei: dude
Tyson: I gotcha back dude
Tyson leaps on Hilary to make her let go
Hilary: hey!
Tyson: Dudes make a run for it while you can!
Kai: dude screw the pizza I'm outta here!
Rei: hey I haven't finished my pizza yet
Hilary: Kai! Come back my love!
Tyson: go dudes go!
Hilary: Tyson you idiot your letting Kai get away!
Tyson: duh
Hilary: gasp Tyson you let me go right this minute! Let me go now!
Tyson: what's the password?
Hilary: I don't have time for this Kai got away!
Tyson: ha ha you lost your lover boy!
Tyson gets clobbered over the head and falls over unconscious
Tyson: ow…..bitch…
Hilary: Kai?! Where'd you go? Come back Kai!