Chapter 3:

Tyson was lying on the floor under the table, max comes back to get him

Max: dude what are you doing on the floor?

Tyson: ………grandpa? Is that cookie for me?

Max: dude come on you gotta go home

Tyson: where'd the cookie go?

Max: fine I'll carry you

Tyson: I want the cookie!

Max: whoah dude you were hit hard no wonder your talking a load' a crap

Tyson: I don't need a crap

Max: no Tyson I mean you're talking crazy

Tyson: I don't care about the daisies I just want the motherfucking cookie!

Max: come on we're nearly there

They get to Tyson's house

Max: here we are

Grandpa: yo hommies!

Max: hey ..er…dude. I brought Tyson home so he can get his stuff.

Grandpa: oh yeah you dudes staying at yer dude Rei's tonight righty yawl?

Max: yep

Grandpa: well what the jam my little dude go get your gear

Tyson: ok. Skip to my loo my darling! La la la

Grandpa: yo dude what got inta his noggin?

Max: long story not pretty

Tyson: I'm ready ha ha ha (wow that was quick)

Grandpa: maybe you should carry him

Max: right. Come on Tyson we're going to Rei's house now

Tyson: yay I love cheeseburgers!