UXD: Hey everyone! Thanks for R&R! Kosmic, welcome back from your "Lengthy absence"

Jiggy: Story time!

UXD: Zip it Jiggy! Now then, some thing I have noticed is that even though Hannibal is a big part of the story, Ryan had never actually met him properly or has had anyone really talk about him in front of him

Ryan: What about when I was a dragon? They said he set me free?

(Kaida pokes her head around corner as she hears Ryan say dragon)

UXD: You don't remember anyway, the dragon virus scrambled your memory

Ryan: Uhh…

UXD: So this chapter is a bit on how Ryan is unaware of Hannibal…N-JOY!

Disclaimer: I do not own Xiaolin Showdown

Xiaolin Showdown: Legend of the Thunder Child III: Apocalypse Clone

14: The Way of the Bean

"Hannibal Roy Bean?" said Ryan as he looked at the small bean in his hands, "Where have I heard that name before…"

Ryan thought for a moment as he looked up in the sky, Colza was still flying around trying to find out where exactly where they were.

"Well?" said Hannibal.

"Nope, sorry!" said Ryan as he shrugged his shoulders, "Nothing on Hannibal Roy Bean in my head"

Hannibal Roy Bean sighed as he slapped his forehead with his root.

"You seriously haven't heard of me?" said Hannibal.

"No" said Ryan "Your name may have popped up in conversation with my friends but…Nothing that comes to mind at the moment"

Hannibal rolled his eyes at him.

"Don't look at me like that, Jelly bean!" said Ryan as he frowned at the bean, "People tell me things, but I just forget! Anyway, it's too hot to remember things…"

"Who are you calling a Jelly bean, you second-rate clone!" growled Hannibal "I am Hannibal Roy Bean!"

"That name doesn't mean anything to me" said Ryan "We've only just met and…Hold up, how do you know that I'm cloned?"

Hannibal Roy Bean rolled his eyes again as he thought for a moment.

"Err…I've been watching you Ryan" said Hannibal "I know about your fight against your father, Chase Young"

"You know my dad?" said Ryan. Hannibal growled as he looked up at him.

"It was thanks to him that I lost 1500 years of my life locked in the Ying Yang world…" growled Hannibal "Ever since then, I have been trying to get my revenge!"

"That man ruined my life too" said Ryan "All I wanted to do was to live with my girlfriend…"

"Ah, your lover" said Hannibal "Kimiko Manami Tohomiko, nice girl…"

"Yeah…" sighed Ryan "She's a great girl, the best girl in the world"

"I heard you almost got her pregnant too" said Hannibal.

"Err…Yes…" said Ryan as he rubbed his neck, "How does everyone know that?"

Hannibal grinned as he looked up at Ryan's embarrassed face.

"I think we've strayed from the main point" said Hannibal as he looked up at Colza, "I was wondering if you could help me, I'm looking for something hidden on Thunder Mountain"

"Really?" said Ryan "I'm looking for Thunder Mountain too, I'm looking for a Wudai weapon"

"Interesting…" said Hannibal "There is said to be a Wudai weapon hidden on the mountain…Why don't we help each other…"

"Umm…" thought Ryan "Yeah…Okay, why not"

"Excellent…" grinned Hannibal "Everything is falling into place, everything is going according to plan…I mean, thank you so much for helping this poor bean out, I appreciate it"

"Ryan!" called Colza from above, "I know where to go now! Start up the Cougar!"

"Okay!" called Ryan "Come on, let's…go?"

He looked at his hand; Hannibal was nowhere to be seen.

"Hey!" said Ryan as he looked at his feet and the surrounding ground, "Where did he go?"

"Where did who go what now?" said Colza. Ryan thought for a moment.

"Some bean called Hannah…Or Hugo…" said Ryan "I don't know, I forget stuff, must be the heat"

He shrugged his shoulders as he and Colza jumped onto the Crouching Cougar and they both rode off into the horizon, not knowing that above them was a bird with black feathers with red tips.

"Good boy Ryan…" said Hannibal "Lead me to the Sejoer Lzaas Blades…"

Back at the temple…

"Bored, bored, bored…" sighed Raimundo as he lazily rolled his soccer ball along the floor, "Where's Kimiko? I'm wanted to play one of her video games…"

"She's training with Omi and Clay" said Jermaine. Raimundo sighed as he got up and entered the training grounds. Kimiko was busy fending off Clay while trying to avoid Omi's fierce attacks.

"Yo Kimiko" called Raimundo "Can I play with your games?"

"Sure" said Kimiko as she flipped over Omi as Clay went for her, he missed her and hit Omi instead.

"Nice one Kimiko" called Jermaine. Kimiko smiled as she waved to him.

"Yes Kimiko…" gasped Omi, who was still winded from Clay's attack, "Using Clay to beat me is very clever…"

Kimiko grinned as she blushed; it wasn't very often where Omi praised her.

"Thanks Omi" said Kimiko as she hugged him.

"Must be because she's a Dragon Tamer…" muttered Omi to Clay and Raimundo, "Talk about an unfair advantage…"

Kimiko frowned at him as she walked towards the Temple. Suddenly, there was a beeping noise coming from the temple tower. Kimiko grinned and clapped her hands excitedly as everyone looked up at the tower.

"What's that?" said Raimundo as they saw Kimiko run around the temple tower.

"Kimiko programmed her Kimiko-bot to watch out for when Ryan returns" said Clay. Kimiko smiled as she caught Kimiko-bot, who jumped from the tower.

"Kimiko!" said Kimiko-bot with the same ecstatic grin on her face as Kimiko, "Ryan Young "Sexy Man!" is coming!"

"Sexy Man?" said Jermaine.

"Err…" said Kimiko as she blushed, "I have…no idea…"

"Look, there he is, partners" said Clay as he walked to the front gate, "Err…There seems to be something wrong…"

Kimiko ran to the front gate, it was Ryan alright; he was walking casually walking towards the temple.

"It is Ryan!" squealed Kimiko "How's my hair?"

"I think your hair is rad!" said Kimiko-bot. Kimiko giggled like a schoolgirl as she ran to Ryan with her arms out in front.

"Something is wrong" said Raimundo "That doesn't seem like Ryan"

"Ryan!" cried Kimiko as she dived into his arms, "I'm so glad your back! I missed you! Did you miss me? Did you find your Weapon? Did you bring me…"

Ryan suddenly shoved his hand in her face and pushed her to the ground.

"Out of my face, slut!" said Ryan as he narrowed his eyes at her.

"Ryan!" gasped Kimiko in a confused and hurt voice, "What was that for?"

Ryan ignored her as he walked towards the temple.

"Okay, there is defiantly something wrong!" said Omi.

"Ugh…Well done, Sherlock…" sighed Raimundo. Ryan stepped into the temple and walked towards the others.

"Ryan, stop!" said Omi "What are you doing?"

Ryan said nothing as he walked past them.

"Ryan!" said Clay "What's wrong with you? Where's Colza?"

Ryan still said nothing as he walked towards the Wu vault.

"Ryan!" yelled Kimiko as she ran towards her, "What the hell is going on?"

Ryan grinned as he turned around at her.

"Nothing" said Ryan "Now shut the hell up and let me do my work…and change your hairstyle, you look like a whore…"

Kimiko gasped as she felt faint and fell over backwards; luckily she fell into Jermaine's arms.

"Ryan!" growled Raimundo as he and Clay cracked their knuckles, "Don't insult Kimiko in front of us, unless you want the ass whooping of your life!"

"Yeah…Can we hurry this up?" yawned Ryan "I got to collect some stuff for my Heylin Master…"

"Ah ha!" gasped Jermaine as he pointed at him, "I knew it! Once a Heylin, always a Heylin!"

Ryan grinned as he went into his battle stance.

"I'm going to get what I came for!" said Ryan "And if any of you A-holes think you can stop me, just try it!"

Jermaine was first to lash out, he roared as he leapt into the air and shot at him with his foot out. Ryan smirked as he pulled out a metal sphere.

"Wudai Meteor Metal!" yelled Ryan as he slammed the sphere on the ground, metal pipes came out of the ground and wrapped around Jermaine, trapping him.

"Whose next?" said Ryan. Clay and Omi were second to try their luck. Ryan sighed as he pulled out a diamond pendant.

"Wudai Comet Ice!" yelled Ryan as he held up a hand, a huge ball of ice flew out his hand and pushed them into the wall, freezing them solid.

"Can't…break…out!" shivered Omi "Ice…too…strong!"

"Well Raimundo" said Ryan as he pulled out a staff with a purple jewel on it, "Just me and you…Wudai Nebula Psyche!"

Raimundo gargled as he felt something strangle his neck. He chocked as he fell to the ground, gasping for breath.

"And with that…POW! I'm out of here…" said Ryan as he walked off towards the vault. Kimiko groaned as she got to her feet, she gasped as she saw the wreckage of her fellow friends around her.

"Ryan!" growled Kimiko as she ran after him.

Ryan laughed evilly as he opened the Wu vault. Dojo was just coming out of the vault after doing his Wu check.

"Oh, you and Colza are back!" said Dojo "How can I help you?"

"I'd like a Crest of Condor, a Cat's Eye Draco, A Kaijin Charm, a Longhorn Taurus and a Tesla Dynamo to go" said Ryan.

"Do you want French fries with that?" said Dojo. Ryan said nothing as he grabbed Dojo around the neck and threw him to the wall; he then went into the vault and picked out all the elemental Wu.

"Finally…" said Ryan as he grinned evilly, "I have all eight Elementa…"

"Ryan!" roared Kimiko as she stormed into the vault.

"Oh look…" sighed Ryan as poked his head out the vault, "The slut has some issues with me"

"What the hell is going on?" yelled Kimiko as she glared at him.

"Temper, temper…" smirked Ryan "Is it that time of the month?"

She roared as she dived at him, he effortlessly moved to the side as she grabbed his shirt. She missed him, but managed to rip of his shirt as she flew past him. She groaned as she looked up at Ryan. She began to cry; she knew that chest anywhere, proving that he was Ryan.

"Why?" cried Kimiko "Why have you betrayed me again?"

Ryan said nothing as he turned his back on her, her eyes stung with tears as her walked out of the vault. She took one last look at her loved one, and gasped as she noticed something about him that shocked her. On his left shoulder, there was no large scar.

"That's not Ryan!" thought Kimiko "Ryan has a large scar on his shoulder, and I would know because I've slept with him!"

"You're not Ryan!" growled Kimiko "You're an impostor!"

Ryan grinned as he looked back at her.

"So the slut did her homework" said Ryan.

"Who are you?" yelled Kimiko as she got to her feet, "What have you done with Rya…"

Ryan lunged at Kimiko and struck her head hard, she groaned as she fell to the ground and begun to lose conscience.

"Nighty night Kimiko, time for some mindless destruction" said Ryan as her mind fell into darkness, "I may like Ryan, but I don't just look like…him…I…am…h…"

Kimiko's head fell to the side as she lost complete conscience.

UXD: I ain't saying it again, no way!

(Everyone too shocked and confused to reply)

Jiggy: Hold on…There is so much! Ryan can't be at the temple cuz he's in Texas. I thought Logan was going to the temple, but it was Ryan instead. It could have been Logan using the Moby Morpher, but Hannibal had that in the desert, but Logan said that their secret weapon was going to the temple…I'm so confused!

UXD: You should be! I enjoy making you all lose brain cells by banging your heads on your computers in the frustration of you not knowing! MUWA HA HA HA…Cough…

Ryan: R&R!