UXD: Hey everyone! Thanks for R&R! And thank you for being so confused!

Jiggy: When's Hanbags coming back?

UXD: I apologise if you have damaged your computer or brain from banging your head so much

Jiggy: When's Hanbags coming back?

UXD: Okay dokay! On with the story!

Jiggy: When's Hanbags coming back?

UXD: I don't know!

Disclaimer: I do not own Xiaolin Showdown

Xiaolin Showdown: Legend of the Thunder Child III: Apocalypse Clone

15: The Sejoer Lzaas Blades

Back in Texas…

"Are we there yet?"

"No…"

"Are we there yet?"

"No"

"Are we there yet?"

"No!"

"Are we there yet?"

"NO!" yelled Colza as she looked up at him, "We've pasted the cave of the Blind Swordsman five minuets ago! You can see Thunder Mountain from here!"

Ryan looked up from the Cougar; in the distance was a very tall mountain. Dark clouds surrounded the peak, thunder and lighting flashed over the whole mountain.

"Thunder and lightning…" said Ryan "My kind of style"

"Yeah Yeah Ryan…" sighed Colza "I already know you can use static to make you hair stand on end…"

"So where's my Wudai Weapon?" said Ryan as he looked up the mountain, "My guess it's at the top?"

"According to the map" said Colza as she opened the map; it magically scrolled over to show Thunder Mountain, "The Wudai Weapon is a few miles…"

Ryan grinned as he lent back with his hands behind his back, as his weapon is in the sky, he will have no problem getting it because wind is his element.

"…below the ground" finished Colza.

"What?" groaned Ryan "Below the ground, that sucks…"

"Live with it" said Colza "Now if you don't mind, I'm going to take a nap, take control of the Cougar"

Ryan moved onto the front seat and Colza slivered into the back wagon. She climbed up onto the softer roof and made herself comfortable. She sighed happily as she lent back and looked up into the sky.

"Hey!" said Colza "There's a cloud that looks like a donut, and a cloud that looks like a tree, and that one looks like Kimiko!"

"Kimiko…" sighed Ryan "I wonder how she is?"

"I'm sure she's fine" said Colza "I mean, what's the worst that could have happened to her? She'll be fine on her own"

"Yeah…" sighed Ryan "I just miss her that's all…"

"Hey!" said Colza as she sat up and pointed at the sky, "That cloud look like a bird with black feathers with red tips!"

Ryan looked up to where she was pointing.

"No…" said Ryan as he focused his eyes at it, "It's just a normal bird with black feathers with red tips…"

"Oh, my mistake…" said Colza, she sighed as she watched the bird fly high above them.

"Hmm…" thought Colza "That bird had been following us for a while now…"

"Hey Colza!" called Ryan as the Crouching Cougar came to a halt, "We're here!"

Colza tore her eyes away from the bird and looked at Ryan. They had stopped in front of the mouth of a cave that lead deep into the deaths of the earth.

"Yep, this is the place" said Ryan as he checked the map, "Thunder Mountain, dead centre of the land of the Forever Dying, on the boarder of Skull Crusher County"

They both gulped as they looked into the deep dark hole.

"Err…" mumbled Ryan "You go first…"

"No way!" said Colza as she slivered up onto Ryan's hat, "I'm not going in there!"

"Come on girl" said Ryan "Let's be serious now, no more being chicken!"

"Okay…" sighed Colza "Checklist, Sword of the Tempest?"

"Check!" said Ryan as he gripped the hilt of the sword firmly.

"The Crouching Cougar?" said Colza.

"Check!" said Ryan as the Crouching Cougar shrunk down; Ryan picked it up and passed it to Colza to hold.

"Golden Finger?"

"Check, you can hold that" said Ryan as he passed her the Wu, "Now all we need…is an energy boost!"

"Two Colza's little brown surprise coming up!" said Colza as she pulled out a flask and poured the contents into two bowls. They both clinked their bowls together and drank deep from them. Their screams of hot searing pain could be heard in Mexico.

"Man, that stuff is good!" said Ryan as he wiped the last of Colza's little brown surprise of his lip. Colza nodded in agreement as she put the Golden Finger on.

"Okay" said Ryan "Let's go!"

They both cautiously entered the cave, water dripped from the ceiling, their drops echoed alongside Ryan's footsteps.

"Colza…" said Ryan as he squinted around in the darkness, "I got a weird feeling about this…"

"Me too…" said Colza "Someone…or something seems to be following us…"

"Really?" said Ryan in a worried voice. Colza looked up at him with the same look as they both went deep into the darkness.

Just outside the cave…

The bird with black feathers with red tips landed on a dead tree, Hannibal jumped off the bird and landed on the dusty ground.

"Ryan, my boy…" said Hannibal "Thank you for leading me to the location of you Wudai weapon, now you can lead me to the Sejoer Lzaas Blades themselves!"

He listened to the echoes of Ryan's footsteps and Colza's worried voice.

"Time to get moving" said Hannibal "Moby Morpher!"

Ryan couldn't see a thing, it was now darker than dark.

"This is getting us nowhere" said Ryan "I can't see a thing"

"Hold on" said Colza "Where are you?"

Colza fumbled about in the dark until he found Ryan's legs, she slivered up them until she found his sword. She drew his sword and blew a little fire onto the sword till the blade was glowing red hot. The sword began to crackle with electricity before glowing with a bright red light; it lit up the surrounding area in a warm red light.

"Wow" said Ryan as he raised his sword, "Where did you learn to do that?"

"It's a skill I learn becoming a Dragon Tamer's dragon" said Colza "The electricity and heat creates light, it also does more damage because the blade is now hotter"

Ryan grinned as he swung is red glowing sword around.

"Come on" said Colza as she checked the map, "Let's keep going"

They walked along the passageway until the came to a small opening in the wall.

"Hmm…" said Colza "According to the map your Wudai weapon is in this room here, along with what ever trap will try to skin you alive"

Ryan thought for a moment as he looked in to the room, it was quite expansive like a big empty hall. He stuck his glowing sword into the room, light shone from a small pedestal in the centre of the room.

"Jackpot" said Ryan "That must be my Wudai weapon"

"Okay" said Colza "Let's get it and…GARK!"

Ryan spun around as he heard Colza choke. He just saw her yellowy green tail disappeared behind a rock. Before Ryan could say anything, she came back out from behind the rock.

"Sorry about that my boy" said Colza as she put on the Golden Finger and brushed the dirt off her body, "Sore throat…"

"Okay…" said Ryan "Let's go in and get it"

They both crawled through the hole and approached the pedestal, he raised his sword to shine light on the pedestal, and on it was a pair of shine metallic gloves.

"Gloves?" said Ryan as he raised an eyebrow at them, "My Wudai weapon is a pair of metal gloves?"

"From what I've heard" said Colza "They're called the Sejoer Lzaas Blades"

"That's Dragonise" said Ryan "It means "Liquid Steel" Blades, but it's just a pair of metal gloves"

He poked the gloves with his finger; it flopped under the pressure of his finger like soft clay.

"What?" groaned Ryan "It's like wet clay, not metal!"

He poked them again. He looked over at Colza; she was grinning evilly at him.

"Err…Colza?" said Ryan "Are you okay?"

"Finally…" said Colza in a dark voice, "The Sejoer Lzaas Blades are mine!"

She growled as she super sized and bared her teeth at him.

"Colza!" said Ryan as he took a step back and held his sword up, "What's going on?"

She roared as she shot at him, he leapt over him as she snapped her large jaws at him.

"Ryan!" called Colza as she slivered into the room with a bump on her head, "Someone who looks like me is trying to…"

Her eyes widened as she saw Ryan fighting with her enlarged self.

"Okay…" said Colza "I'm guessing you already know there's an impostor…"

"I will have the Sejoer Lzaas Blades" roared the enlarged Colza "Hand them over or die!"

"Who are you?" yelled Ryan as the smaller Colza slivered onto his hat for protection. The enlarged Colza shot forward towards the Sejoer Lzaas Blades, Ryan leapt forward at the same time and both their hands touched the Sejoer Lzaas Blades.

"I must thank you Ryan for leading me here" said the enlarged Colza "But now I'm taking the Sejoer Lzaas Blades!"

"You can't!" said the small Colza "This is Ryan's Wudai Weapon, it has chosen Ryan!"

"We will see…" laughed the enlarged Colza "Moby Morpher!"

The enlarged Colza laughed as it shrunk down to a tiny jelly bean size.

"Humphrey Rye Bean!" gasped Ryan. The bean glared at Ryan.

"That's Hannibal Roy Bean!" growled Hannibal "And I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! My Moby Morpher for your Sword of the Tempest!"

"It's a Wudai weapon!" said Ryan "You can't showdown for it!"

"Errr…Yes he can" said Colza as she pulled out the Xiaolin Showdown Rule book, "Page 456: If there are no hazards guarding the weapon, the weapon can be treated as a Shen gong wu and can be wagered for"

"Very well" sighed Ryan "I accept, what's the Showdown?"

"I have heard many things about your skills with the sword" said Hannibal "A dual! Sword to sword combat!"

"You're on!" said Ryan "I can beat you with a pair of chopsticks, by eating you!"

"Don't be too sure…" said Hannibal as he glared at him.

"Let's go! XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!"

UXD: A running joke that I have going is that Ryan can never remember Hannibal's name…Anyway, as special showdown which is in accordance to the Official Xiaolin Showdown Rulebook…

Jiggy: Go whoever!

UXD: (¬¬) Yes…Go whoever…

Ryan: R&R!