Chapter 2!

So chapter 2 begins here ya happy folk!

"WOT THA FUCK?" Murdoc choked and coughed, finally Del appeared and began to give Murdoc the Heimlich.

"Hallo Del!" Noodle smiled sweetly.

"Hey girl, what happened? Man, all I know is Russ was talkin bout some kid 'n fainted," Del stared at her, waiting for an answer.

"Well…about that….Me and 2D kinda-"

Just then Murdoc hacked up the pop-corn kernel that was stuck in his throat.

"THEY'RE AVIN A KID!" he shouted hoarsely.

Del dropped Murdoc, who landed with a loud thump.

"WHAT!" He yelled, not sure if he'd heard correctly. "YOU ARE HAVIN DA KID!" Del pointed a blue finger at the small girl.

"Well….yes. Please don't be like the other's Del, they really didn't like the idea a lot…….as you can see, and so I at least want you to be proud of me!"

Del could see the hurt tears in her Asian eyes.

"Well…..Fine baby girl!" he hugged her carefully, and then went to another question. "So….is it gonna be a girl or a boy?" He asked. Noodle thought for a while, then smiled.

"I don't know yet Del-san, but I can't wait to find out!" She skipped happily out of the room. Del and Murdoc exchanged glances, both thinking the same thing.

'Oh man, 2D is the dad? Poor kid!'

-4 Hours Later-

"NOODLE LUV! WHERE ARE YA!" 2D dashed through the halls. "NOODLE?" He practically tore the door to her room off the hinges as he opened it. Noodle looked up at him. 2D ran over to her and picked her up into the air. "Noodle luv, this is GREAT! I'M GONNA BE A DADDY!" he set her down and jumped around the room happily. "I'm gonna be a daddieeee!" Noodle still was lying on her futon thinking to herself that she was glad that 2D would be the father of the child and not some horrible person. She then noticed someone else's shadowy figure in the door-way.

"uhhh….hallo Murdoc-sanuma?" She said slowly. Murdoc grabbed 2D by his bony shoulder and pulled him into the hall-way.

"Dullard! HOW COULD YA DO THIS?" Murdoc shouted once they were in the hall. 2D stared at him.

"What? The kid?" 2D asked and received a long, hard stare from the Satanist.

"No NumbNuts. O' course I'm not pissed off about that…..WHAT DO YA THINK?" He spat angrily.

"Well…aren't ya happy for me and Noodle?" He questioned while wiping some of the saliva that had landed on his face.

"No…My vocalist fucked my guitarist….and got her pregnant….and I didn't find out till today…..what am I supposed to be SMILE bout that?"

2D reached out, grabbed Murdoc's face, and stretched it into a smile.

"There! He chimed. Murdoc swatted away 2D's hand.

"Tell 'er ta get an abortion…NOW!" He commanded.

"No…I want ta be a dad," 2D replied seriously. Murdoc pushed him out of the way and walked past him.

"FINE! I'LL TELL ER MYSELF!" He pounded on Noodle's door roughly. "NOODLE! We need to talk!" Noodle opened the door cautiously and looked up at Murdoc.

"What did you need to say Murdoc-sanuma?"

"Noodle…you need an abortion now!"

"No! You can't Murdoc-san!" She yelled and began to close the door when Murdoc stuck his boot in the way.

"Yes! How the ell are ya gonna play guitar with a toddler tuggin' at ya all the time?" He questioned, opening the door by kicking it forward. "And autographs! And fans?"

"We'll handle it! Just give us time! It'll be fine!" She answered in a pleading voice.

"No! I'm not giving you any bloody time! You need to get rid of it NOW!" Murdoc shouted furiously.

"No! Murdoc-san, please, just give it a chance! You'll be like an uncle! It'll grow up, and love you! It'll listen to you, and learn from you! Just like I learned how to speak English from you, 2D, and Russel-san! Please, I'm begging you!" She cried and stared into his mismatched eyes.

"……well…..Fine! But if it messes up once, just once, We're giving it to the orphanage….or feed it to the zombies! You know I'm not afraid to!" Murdoc threatened, pointing a finger out towards the window where outside you could see the zombies shuffling and slouching through the Kong cemetery absentmindedly.

"Oh thank you Murdoc-niisan! Thank you!" She hugged him tightly and her tears of joy soaked his skin. "I know that you will be the best uncle for my baby!"

The End of Chapter 2!

(Panting) Okay I hope ya liked it! Wooo! Please review! Or I'll come and steal your souls! Just kiddin! Review if ya want to! UNTILL NEXT TIME, GOODBYE!

(Alice in Wonderland music starts playing as I skip away to get myself a mocha at Starbuck's) WEE! MAYBE GERARD WAY WILL BE THERE! He used to work at a Starbuck's! YAY! I'M 'A COMIN GERARD! (starts running as music speeds up)