CHAPTER 5

This Ch is long…..just ENJOY!

Kong was silent this morning. The only noise was the soft purr of the small microwave as is heated the band's breakfast……leftover pizza. I swear, ya think that since they're famous they could get a cook, right? Murdoc held an icepack to the huge bruise over his right eye and whimpered when 2D pushed down on it.

"Owww Face-Ache! Not so damn hard!" Murdoc growled. 2D only pressed the ice down harder.

"You should be glad Russ even got me ta help you at all….." 2D muttered to the ungrateful Satanist.

"Well, if it wasn't for YOU I wouldn't be in any PAIN! Now would I, Tusspot!" Murdoc snapped, causing 2D to get madder.

"YOU WERE TRYING TO GET NOODLE ON YA!"

"NO I WASN"T!"

"YES YOU WERE!"

The argument came to an end when Noodle entered the room.

"Oh….Hey Noodle-luv!" 2D chimed and handed her a slice of pizza.

"Ummm….2D, I don't want any pizza……" Noodle mumbled and handed Murdoc the plate.

"But Noodle, you love pizza," 2D said and watched Noodle sit at the table. "Aren't ya hungry?"

"Yes….but I don't want pizza…."

"Well we sure as hell aint gonna WASTE it!" Murdoc cut in. Noodle stared at him and scowled.

"I'm not in the mood for pizza, Murdoc!" Noodle yelled, making both him and 2D jump.

"I told you! I'm not going to let you waste it! Find a toppin or somethin!"

Noodle sighed and started digging through the many cabinets angrily.

Russel came in and sat down at a table. He immediately noticed that Noodle was obviously angry.

"Hey baby girl, why are you mad? Is it because you have that checkup today?" The small girl paused from her furious search.

"What do you mean?" She pulled herself from within the cupboard. "Checkup?" Noodle tilted her head to the side confusedly.

"Yeah baby girl…..you have ta see the doc today!" Russel announced. "They're just gonna tell ya what's up with the kid and all."

"I don't want to go!" Noodle continued her search. Russel pulled her out by her shoulder.

"You have to go…." He than noticed that she was holding a small jar with a TOXIC label on it. Murdoc and 2D froze in fear, and even Russel stopped what he was doing.

"Hey…..what's this?" Noodle questioned uncertainly and held up the container.

"…sauerkraut…." Murdoc whispered and his eyes widened in terror.

"Excuse me?"

"SOURKRAUT!" Murdoc cried as he stood up and began to run around the room. "GET IT AWAY! IT BURNS US, IT BURNS US!" he screamed.

"Well….it's edible right?" Noodle asked, staring questioningly at the jar.

"….hardly….."

"Okay then!" Noodle dabbed some onto a slice of pizza and took a bite.

"NOODLE! COUGH IT UP! QUICK!" Russel grabbed Noodle up by the shirt and shook her.

"No….this stuff is….good!" She took another bite. And another, and another, and another, and soon she had finished two whole slices.

"……"O.o

"……"o.O

"IT BURNS US!"

-ONE HOUR LATER-

Noodle hid behind the sofa, which had been getting harder for her since she was in the second month. 2D and Russel were searching high and low for the girl, but couldn't find her anywhere. Murdoc had slammed into a wall and fell unconscious about thirty minutes ago.

"Noodle luv! I know you HATE the doctor's, but you NEED to go! Think about the kid!" 2D shouted. Noodle snickered. Her laughs stopped when she heard someone coming. Noodle immediately became dead silent and intent as she felt something up against her.

"AAAAAHHHHHH!" she jumped out from behind the couch and ran, leaving Mike to stare after her in confusion.

"Ha! I found ya luv!" 2D cheered and grabbed Noodle's arm as she dashed by.

"2D! THERE'S ANOTHER ZOMBIE IN KONG! A-a-and…." Noodle stopped mid-sentence. 2D and Russel stared at her.

"N-Noodle luv…..are you okay?"

Noodle suddenly became dizzy and 2D led her to the sofa.

"Russ, I think we should get Muds and get her to a doctor!" 2D sat her on the couch. Just then Murdoc walked over there and gazed down at Noodle.

"Dullard….I think we need to get her to the hospital….."

"YA THINK?"

-ABOUT THIRTY MINUTES LATER-

They were all in the jeep when Noodle sat up. She looked a lot better now.

"Murdoc…..why are we in the jeep?" Noodle asked tiredly and faced Murdoc.

"You're getting a checkup…." 2D answered for Murdoc. 2D was in the backseat beside Noodle. And Russel was driving. Murdoc wasn't very happy about that…..he ALWAYS drove….but today was different apparently.

"Oh great, she's fine!" Russel pulled into a McDonald's.

"WOT THA HELL RUSS?"

"I'm hungry….."

"You're ALWAYS hungry!" Murdoc growled. Russel, choosing to ignore Murdoc, handed 2D a twenty-dollar bill.

"Get yourself something. And get me a Big Mac! Noodle, ya want anything girl?" Russel asked and turned to face her.

"I'll get some chicken selects and a Pepsi," She smiled. 2D stared at her.

"Noodle, do you have any idea how bad that stuffs is for you and tha kid?" 2D pointed to her stomach. Murdoc popped up over the seat.

"Get me something! "Murdoc piped and grinned evilly. 2D blinked a few times then stood up.

"FINE! I give up! I'll get somethin too," 2D stomped angrily into the McDonalds.

When he returned he could hardly carry the many bags of food.

"Here ya go luv," 2D handed Noodle one of the bags. Then he practically threw the two others at Murdoc and Russel. "I hate you two…." He growled and sat down beside Noodle.

"Thank you 2D-san!" She kissed him lightly. Russel started up the engine and drove off.

-Two Hours Later-

The band finally arrived at the hospital.

"I can't believe it took us over two Bloody hours ta get somewhere that is ONLY FOURTY MILES AWAY!" Murdoc shouted and jumped out of the jeep.

"Well it wouldn't have taken us so long if SOMEONE hadn't told me to stop every time a girl walked by!" Russel glared at Murdoc angrily. The four entered the hospital and took they're seats in the waiting room. Russel read a magazine while Murdoc watched 2D and Noodle stare at each other all lovey-dovey like.

"Ummm Mr. and Mrs. Tusspot?" A doctor questioned as he read off a clipboard.

"Uh we're not married!" 2D quickly blurted.

"Yet…." Noodle whispered and leaned closer to 2D.

"Right, terribly sorry about that! Well, come this way." The doctor led Noodle to the room.

-A Hour later-

"Well good news! Noodle is perfectly fine. And so is her child!" The doctor announced. Noodle took 2D's hand and smiled. He smiled back down at her.

"Oh great! Now we can go back to Kong!" Murdoc headed out the door. The other three followed. Murdoc was already sitting behind the wheel grinning evilly. Russel sat down in the back. 2D sat in the passenger's seat. Noodle stood for a while.

"Hey Noodle girl, get in." Russel than noticed something; there wasn't any room.

"Sit down!" Murdoc commanded. Noodle scowled at him.

"There's no room!" She yelled.

"Stand up!" Murdoc argued. "You never had a problem standin the whole time before!"

"Murdoc, my stomach hurts and I'm feeling weak. Please let Russel drive," she sighed. Murdoc was about to say something when 2D stood up and got out of the jeep.

"Here Noodle luv. You can sit here," 2D helped Noodle into the jeep and sat down in the back. Murdoc started up the jeep and sped off.

-Thirty Minutes Later-

"Pull over Murdoc; I think I'm going to be sick!" Noodle moaned and clutched her stomach.

"Hey! Hold it in till we get to Kong, kay!" Murdoc snapped, glancing over at her. Noodle's face was a pale green and she looked horrible.

"Murdoc, I think she means it! Pull the damned car over!" 2D shouted.

"Pipe down face-ache! I'm busy!" Murdoc swerved to the side stare at some passing girls.

"Please pull over! If I see her throw up, I'll do it too!" Russel demanded.

"SHU-" Murdoc was cut off when Noodle leaned over and puked all over him. "WOT THA?" He slammed on the brakes.

"OH GOD!" Russel jumped out of the jeep and went behind a bush.

"I-I'm s-sorry M-m-Murdoc," Noodle stuttered, trembling from sickness.

"YOU BETTER BE! I SAID TO HOLD IT IN!" Murdoc fumed, causing Noodle to cry.

"Murdoc you jerk! She told you she was feelin sick! And to pull over, but YOU didn't listen!" 2D shouted angrily.

"SO I GET BARFED ON?"

"I…I…didn't m-mean to….." Noodle sobbed. Russel came back and returned to sitting in the jeep.

"ughh….Muds can't we drive home yet? You smell like throw-up and that'll make me barf MORE! Why don't you go down there to dat river and wash off?" Russel asked, pointing to a nearby stream.

"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR BLOODY MIND? IT'S LIKE 30 DEGREES OUT! THERE'S NO WAY I'LL GO OUT THERE!"

"Oh Yeah?" Russel picked Murdoc up and tossed his into the water. Murdoc yelled angrily from the lake.

"AAARRRRGH! This water is colder then DEATH WHEN IT WRAPS IT'S COLD ARMS AROUND YOU!"

"Death! Where?" 2D hugged Noodle. "Save me!"

-A while Later In The Jeep-

"….brrrr…." Murdoc shivered as he sat in the passenger's seat wrapped in nothing but his totally soaked clothes.

"We're home. Good I'm starved!" Russel announced, pulling into the car park. Everyone stared at him.

"What?"

"Are you nuts? Everyone's been pukin!" 2D gaped, hugging the sleeping girl. Russel parked the jeep, 2D woke Noodle up, and everyone got out.

"Everyone leave me alone! I am going in my Winnie for a good LONG nap!" Murdoc slammed the door of his Winnebago.

"I'll be in the bathroom…."

"I'll just be taken me pills."

"And I'll go make dinner!"

OKAY! I leave y'all here! I hope you enjoyed the….nastiness. Please Review! My fingers are about to fall off! Sorry that it was so dang long! Well I have to put eight months into one fic, so it might get crammed! I hope ya liked it! OH YEAH, one more thing! I can't decide if Noods should have a boy or a girl……I'll let you choose! Tell me your answer! BYE!