Chapter 6!

Just so you know, it's now the third month for Noodle! YAAY! GOOD LUCK NOODS! And things'll get REALLY odd now…..this chapter is an example or how weird it can be! YAAY! She might seem to be actin…..childish……but that's how it gets when people are stressed!

Murdoc was watching the telly and drinking beer after beer after beer. His peaceful alcohol frenzy was ended when a nineteen year old, Japanese guitarist/martial arts expert came running into the living room with a worried expression on her face.

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?" Noodle screamed, causing the lounging Satanist to choke on his beer.

"Ack!" Murdoc coughed a few times. "What? Wot did I do?" he asked hoarsely.

"WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND LET ME DO THIS? " she shouted, this scared the shit outta Muds. His mismatched eyes widened.

"Do wot?"

"GO AND EAT STRAWBERRIES!" Noodle cried angrily.

"Well wot's wrong with strawb-"

"I don't want strawberries! I want something orange!" she shouted in rage.

"Well, uhhh….how on, let's fix this up!" Murdoc took her hand and led her to the kitchen.

"WAAAH!" Noodle began to cry when she saw a strawberry sitting on the countertop.

"Oh!" Murdoc quickly picked up the strawberry and tossed it into the garbage can. "Come on! There's got ta be somethin orange round ere!" he desperately dug through the fridge. "Aha! Orange!" Murdoc held a carrot up to Noodle's tearstained face. "Here luv!"

"No! It's too late now!" Noodle began to cry again. Murdoc, startled, dropped the carrot.

"Uh…Okay? Well, wot do I-" Just then 2D ran into the room at the sound of Noodle crying.

"WOT DID YOU DO?" 2D yelled and grabbed Murdoc up by the collar of his shirt.

"NOTHING! She ran in here and started yellin at me for lettin her eat a strawberry, when she wanted somethin oran-" Noodle began to brawl harder. "ORANGE! SO I OFFERED HER A CARROT AND SHE FLIPPED OUT SAYIN IT WAS TOO LATE!" Murdoc shouted. He and 2D both covered their ears.

"WELL DUH! IT'S OBVIOUSLY TOO LATE TO EAT SOMEFIN ORANGE!" Murdoc whapped 2D on the head with a conveniently placed spatula. They both turned to face the door as Russel came in huffing and running, almost falling.

"WHAT HAPPENED?" Russel yelled as soon as he saw Noodle crying.

"NOODS CAME IN YELLIN AT ME FOR EATIN SOMETHIN RED!"

"SHE WANTED SOMETHING ORANGE!"

"SO I OFFERED HER A CARROT, AND SHE FLIPPED OUT SAYIN IT WAS TOO LATE FOR THAT!"

"LET ME TRY SOMETHING!" Russel made his way to the fridge and pulled out some grapes. "HOW BOUT SOMETHING-" Noodle suddenly stopped crying. "….purple?" The three men sighed as Noodle took the grapes and walked out into the living room.

"Glad that's over! I don't know if I could take much more! Heh!"

The relief was cut short as a cry came from the living room.

"NO! I CAN'T BE IN THE SAME ROOM AS A TV! IT IS THE ENEMY! HIYA!"

CRASH!

"Oh great!"

Well…..YA LIKE IT? Sorry the chapter is SO short…..I'll make it up ta y'all! Okay! If you want to see a funny lookin deer, go to my profile and use the link. NOT my email address! The other link!

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