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CHAPTER 7
The last few days had been rather hectic, but life for the Gorillaz was slowly getting……less full of PMSing from Noodle, and more of her and 2D going out at every chance. AND DRAMA
"Agh I hate the mushy-gushy romance crap!" Murdoc shouted and pounded into the table. Russel, being the only other one in Kong at the time, decided he didn't really care much what Murdoc thought about Noodle and 2D. He seemed to agree with everyone else, and say that they looked rather cute together. Russel knew the only thing really annoying Muds was that the fans and interviewers now seemed to crowd around the couple, dousing them with constant questions.
"Is it true that you two are together?"
"Is Noodle pregnant with 2D's kid?"
"Is there even anything special going on between you and Noodle, 2D?"
And the only thing the people seemed to ask Murdoc was,
"Mr. Nicalls, are you perhaps a little jealous of the blue-haired zombie pretty boy vocalist?"
The result of them asking this was them waking up the next morning either suspended by their underwear from a flagpole, or very confused….in Alaska.
The green-eyed Satanist turned around when he heard the door open. Noodle and 2D walked in, both laughing as they came into the lobby soaking wet from the rain pouring outside.
"2D-san, that was great! Next time we'll try to find a bit of a sunnier day to go to the park though!" Noodle laughed. 2D helped her to the couch. She sat down with a tired sigh.
"Hey Noods! How was it?" Russel asked. Noodle smiled.
"It was fun! Yeah…a lot of fans, but I guess that's what you get." 2D placed a hand on Noodle's stomach.
"I can't wait for the kid ta get ere!" he beamed. Noodle sighed slowly.
"Me neither! I think being a mom will be hard, yet fun at times!"
Murdoc grinned, he adored Noodle. No matter how mad he was about his limelight being stolen, seeing her smile and laugh was a reward.
"Well….I'm going ta head for my Winnie for the rest of tha day, don't come in," Murdoc stood, and walked out. "I mean it."
-Six Hours Later-
Noodle was asleep on 2D's stomach as he watched one of the zombie movies he seemed to enjoy so much. Russel was in his room, probably listening to music, and Murdoc was who cares or knows where.
"Noodle luv," 2D whispered and shook her slightly. "Noodle!" The girl looked up at him sleepily.
"Huh 2D-sanuma?" she questioned, than yawned tiredly.
"You fell asleep," 2D grinned. "Again." His expression became one of concern "Are you okay?"
"I'm sorry 2D-san, I'm just feeling a little sick is all. I'll be okay after a little rest!" She stood up and walked out.
"All right Noods,'night!"
"Oyasumi."
-The Next Morning-
2D had stayed up all night, and had slept in until two o' clock in the afternoon. When he walked into the living room, Noodle was sitting on the couch. She was acting fine, but really there was a burning ache in her chest. 2D then noticed her discomfort and was immediately concerned.
"Wot's wrong luv?" He asked.
"nothing." She than cringed as the horrible ache hurt her more. 2D walked over to her. Noodle closed her eyes tightly to shut out the pain.
"Noo-dle?" 2D stepped forward. Noodle grasped her chest in agony.
"It's nothing…..really." she insisted.
"If it was nothing, you wouldn't be crying." 2D wiped a tear from her eyes. Noodle grasped tighter.
"ahhh…" her breathing quickened.
"Noodle, are you okay?" 2D asked. Noodle, deciding she could no longer hide it, shook her head.
"MURDOC! GET IN HERE!"
Murdoc stomped angrily into the living room. "WOT THA ELL DO YOU WANT?"
"It's Noods! I don't know wot's wrong, but she's actin like she's in serious pain!"
"AHHH!" Noodle screamed and held onto her chest tighter. Murdoc ran over to her and knelt down beside where she sat.
"Wot's wrong Noodle luv?" Murdoc questioned, himself now getting worried. Noodle struggled to put her words together in a sentence.
"I….can't……breathe….." she coughed heavily, and held onto 2D.
"Noodle!" 2D held her tightly. "Murdoc, wot do we do?"
"She's going ta have ta go to tha hospital!" Murdoc got up. 2D pulled Noodle closer to him.
"Hang in there luv!" Noodle's breathing was quicker and heavier and she coughed badly.
"We better get Russel! OY LARDS! GET DOWN ERE! NOW! WE AVE TA GO TO THA HOSPITAL!" Murdoc shouted. Russel immediately boomed down the stairs.
"What?" He ran over to Noodle. She was coughing badly and her breathing hadn't returned to normal yet.
"Noodle can't breathe! She needs ta get to tha hospital! COME ON!" Murdoc snapped quickly, not wanting to waste time. Noodle lied closer into 2D.
"Let's go!" Russel yelled and pulled out the car keys. They all ran to the car park, Murdoc was already in the jeep, sitting in his usual spot. "Who's driving?"
"You can, wot ever!" Murdoc moved over into the passenger's seat. Russel took the wheel. 2D was in the back with Noodle. Her face was buried in his stomach, and she was trying not to pass-out and keep her breathing as calm as possible. Murdoc lit a fag, only for it to be taken away from him by 2D.
"HELLO! LOOK AT NOODLE! SHE CAN HARDLY BREATHE!" 2D shouted and stomped on the cigarette. Murdoc's fist tightened, he was about to punch the dullard's face in, but decided that this was no time to loose his temper.
"Oh just shut up Dullard!" Murdoc sighed.
"Both of you shut up! We need to get to the hospital now!" Russel barked.
"GO THEN!" Murdoc snapped. Russel stomped on the gas petal, causing the jeep to thrust forward and Noodle to hold her chest tighter.
"Russel! That didn't help!" 2D screamed.
"…..sorry….." Russel sped down the road like a Murdoc out of Hell! Noodle's eyes shut tighter and she fainted.
"NOODLE! MURDOC, WOT DO WE DO?" 2D held Noodle to him.
"Russel, get there as fast as possible!" Murdoc hopped into the backseat beside 2D and the unconscious girl. "Is she still breathing?"
"I don't know!" Murdoc took Noodle's wrist and checked for a pulse.
"Her pulse is really fast…..that's not good….Oh for the love of Satan, I don't know wot to do!" Murdoc looked worriedly at her. "Just hang on Noodle!" Russel sped up the jeep. 2D's little brain finally had an idea.
"CPR?" He suggested. Murdoc looked over at him.
"There's no way I'm doin that! You do it!"
"Mmmkay!" 2D smiled. Murdoc let out an exasperated sigh.
"dullard." 2D began to do CPR on the girl…..a little longer then needed.
"Are you performing CPR or are you KISSING HER?" Murdoc shouted. 2D pulled away from Noodle's frail body.
"Uhhh…..CPR!" he argued.
"Uhhhuhhh…." Russel sighed, still driving like an insane madman. Noodle shuddered slightly and coughed weakly, but didn't wake.
"Yeah…right…." Murdoc rolled his eyes as 2D continued CPR.
"WE'RE ALMOST THERE!" Russel pulled into the next lane.
"Finally!"
"Awwww….." 2D whimpered.
"Wot d' ya mean 'Awwww'!" Murdoc questioned and turned to face them.
"I-I meant Awwww look how cute Noodle is unconscious!" 2D defended.
"Yeah Dullard….right….."
"….you are sad….."
"The only reason you said Awwww was because you want to perform more of wot you call CPR!" Murdoc laughed cruelly.
"…..Maybe-"Russel cut off 2D's sentence.
"LET'S GO!" He jumped out of the parked jeep and headed for the building. Murdoc jumped out and followed Russel.
"Come on then!" He snapped, 2D picked up Noodle and headed inside. Murdoc headed for the receptionist.
"Can you please check to see if my guitarist is okay luv?" Murdoc asked smoothly and winked at her. The receptionist blushed slightly.
"Okay, I'll take her off of you." She took Noodle from 2D. "I'll get her checked over."
"And I'll see you later," Murdoc smirked.
"You are so wrong…" Russel muttered. 2D placed his hand on Noodle's head.
"It'll be okay luv…..I promise….." 2D whispered. The receptionist carried Noodle into the room. "Now wot?" 2D questioned, turning to face Murdoc."
"I guess we wait." Murdoc took a seat in a nearby chair.
"I don't want Noods ta die!" 2D began to cry as he buried his face in his hands.
"Wot tha ell?"
"I WUV 'ER!" 2D sobbed. Murdoc sighed heavily.
"Nothin new there!" he paused for a while. 2D was still crying his eyes out. "Sweet Satan, she isn't going to die!"
"Really?" 2D piped, smiling his gapped smile.
"But someone is going ta die if this dullard doesn't shut up right now!" Murdoc hissed. A nearby kid heard him and became alarmed.
"ME?"
"NO!"
"…..oh……"
END OF CHAPTER! Yes people! REVIEW! I GAVE Y'ALL SNOW CONES!
And this VERY long chap……very long ta me…….HOPE YA LIKED IT! And the next chapters will be full of DRAMA! HAHAHAHA!
