Kingdom Insanity 2
By RedBlackandWhite
RBW's Mindless Drabble: Hi! I really don't feel like writing chapters 2, 3, and 4 because I have some awesome material for the interlude, but I must, because it's my duty as a writer! It's insane because last night I was up from 11:30 till 12:45 because I had these ideas running through my head. I finally wrote them down and its frickin' hilarious. I just hope my mom doesn't find them and read them. Anyway this chapter is dedicated to Sora's GuardianAngel, my first reviewer (tear) and because he/she helped me with my outfit, which is like a regular Sora/valor form crossover!
Riku: If those Interlude ideas are about me I'm going viciously murder you!
Sora: YAY! This is going on my Blog!
RBW: oh crap….but that was my best material…sweatdrops
Sora's GuardianAngel: eating cookies given by the author yum. sniggers Sora has a blog?
AHHHHH! I FORGOT A DISCLAIMER LAST CHAPTER! IM AN IDIOT!
1st Chapter Disclaimer: I don't own KH2, its characters, PS2, or any of Disney's characters.
Disclaimer: I don't own Cher, Pepsi, The Abominable Snowman, Barney (but who does?). I also don't own KH or its characters, BUT IF I DID, OH YESSSSS IF I DID…….muhahahahhaahahahaha. But. I. Don't.
Author looks over at the others, and Sora, Kairi, Riku, and Sora's GuardianAngel are huddled in the corner, horrified.
On with the Chapter!
Pepsis all around!
So where was I? Oh yes, we were on the train.
Well in the game the ride isn't that long, but MAN WAS IT LONG. I must've been sitting there for at least 20 minutes! Ok so that may not seem so long but Sora was staring out the window the whole time and Donald and Goofy were having an argument about who would win in a fight, Barney or the Abdominal Snowman. Goofy said Barney and Donald said the Snowman.
As interesting as their debate was, (I mean the Abdominal Snowman could kick Barney's sorry purple ass around Twilight Town and back again any day) I decided to engage a conversation with Sora, who seemed to have died. "Hey Sora! What's shakin?" I asked, being as cheerful as legally possible. "Hm? Oh nothing." Was his bland answer. Well I'll tell YOU if playing KH2 for 4 straight hours at a time has thought me anything, it's that Sora sucks at hiding his emotions. "Liar!" I screeched in his ear. This caught him off guard. "What!" he yelped. "You're just sad because you feel like you're never going to see this place again, aren't you?" I inquired. "But h…" he started, but I hit him, Riku would've been proud. I pulled out a tape recorder and pushed play. "'Just listen to me, because throughout this journey I'm just going to know things that I shouldn't and you just have to accept that.'" It said. Sora looked at me like I was nuts. "W-Why do you have that on a tape?" He asked. "No reason, I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM!" I screamed.
Sora dropped the subject.
By this time Donald had won the debate and we were pulling up to a tower. We got off the train and walked towards the tower. I heard Sora say "Heh, there goes our ride." (A/N: I always hated that line) It turns out the train had evaporated. "Come on Sora!" I said as I dragged him toward the tower. When we got to the entrance a giant figure was blocking the way. Turned out to be Pete. He told us what his plan was, which consisted of getting heartless (and you say I'M the one with no life?) for Maleficent. We told him she was dead (ha that's right I SAID IT TAKE THAT DISNEY CREATORS) and Pete got all mad. He summoned some Heartless and Sora screamed "Heartless!" "No genius it's Cher in disguise!" I said sarcastically. Wow you'd think after fighting these things for over a year that the surprise would wear off. I summoned my swords, and the other followed suit. I was amazed at how fast I was, rivaling Sora's anti-form. It seemed the others were too, as they stared when we were finished. I blushed slightly then we turned to the aghast Pete. "This ain't over yet!" He exclaimed, and suddenly disappeared. "What a weird fellow." I blankly stated.
We fought up the flights of stairs and appeared at Yen Sid's door (since we scared off Pete I had to tell everyone who the tower belonged to). The door was mahogany and had block letters that spelled "Yen Sid". I laughed and rearranged the letters to spell "diSneY" (A/N: Did you all know that? Yup, Yen Sid is Disney backwards). "Woahhhhhh" said Sora in awe. He was jaw-dropping (remember it's a Disney game, so they can do that), and Goofy hit him on the head to put it back in place (A/N:) I love hitting Sora its so entertaining). We walked into Yen Sid's domain and saw him sitting in his chair.
"Sora, I've been expecting you." He said. I shivered. I always hated his voice. Sora started talking to him and Yen Sid filled him in on everything he had missed. We were told about the Nobodies and Organization XIII yadda yadda yadda blabbity blah blah. "Now, before you go, yo-" "HOLD IT!" I scream.
"I smell….PEPSI!" My eyes got really big and I swiftly kicked Yen Sid's desk, revealing false bottom, out which dropped a cooler. I opened it up and there was PEPSI inside! (A/N: I'm a Pepsi fanatic) I took 4 out and threw one at Donald, who caught it, one at Goofy, who amazing caught it, and one at Sora, who almost dropped it. "You don't mind, do you?" I asked the Master (who was wide-eyed as usual), but before he could answer I had already chugged half of mine. The others stared at me for my abruptness and only Sora actually opened his and took a sip. The others followed suit (what a surprise). Sora didn't look like he was going to finish his, so I took it from him and gulped it down all at once ( I mean no Pepsi deserves to be wasted). I didn't drink the Donald or Goofy's because I don't want to get dog or duck germs (if it's a human what the hell but within the same species please). "Ok, continue." I said happily and about to get on a sugar high. "Yes well," continued Yen Sid. " You should get a change of garments, those seem to be a bit to small for you."
He nodded towards Sora, and FINALLY everybody else noticed. He told us to go into the next room and we did where we met those annoying fairies. They squabbled (did I use the right verb there?) over Sora's outfit (Sora looks funny in pink :) ). They decided on black of course, a big improvement from last game's outfit. "Can I get an outfit change too?" I asked. "Of course, dear." Said the red one (I don't know their names!). They shot me with their ray thingies, and I must say they did quite well (save for the lack of originality). It was like Sora's except the hoodie was red and instead of yellow stripes on the pants they were silver. Man, fingerless gloves are comfy (mine are black)! My chain was a lion (sorry Leon) and on the lions neck was a gem that was a beautiful blue, okay it was aquamarine, just like uhhh oh yah Riku's eyes (yah go ahead and check me on that I swear that's what color they are). Sora was checking out his outfit and then I finally dragged him out of that room. We met Yen Sid one last time and said our goodbyes. Our (well theirs but now partly mine) Gummi Ship appeared and the idea that I had made me grin. 2 words. Gunner seat.
A/N: Sorry we didn't cover much ground there. Riku next chapter I swear! Whose Line ideas are welcome, although I got lots of material already. R&R! Cookies for those who review!
How will Sora & Co. handle the Gummi ride? Where is Riku? What will become of Sora's Blog? Why is Leon getting his picture taken? And WHY IS MICHAEL SNIFFING SORA'S HAIR?