Kingdom Insanity 2

By RedBlackandWhite

RBW's (Once again mindless) Drabble: Hi there peoples! Yay we finally get to Hollow Bastion in this chapter! I seriously need more reviews once again Sora's GuardianAngel is my only reviewer. How about this. If anybody who bothers to read this story can guess what my penname colors stand for (it's KH2 related), then not only will you get a cookie, I'll make you the HOST for the 1st Whose Line Interlude (ha take that Drew Carey!). And no you don't get paid but you DO get a BRITISH ACCENT. Just put the answer in a SIGNED review along with your gender (just so I know a little about the host I have to write about, I also wouldn't mind any story comments :) ) and I will pick the winner. Hmm… I think that's everything I can think to rant about right now….

(Author looks over at the others. Kairi's dead from boredom, Riku has a welding torch and is trying to break into the author's safe that contains the Whose Line ideas (about him), and S'sGA and Sora are drunk, chugging down Pepsi, and singing the Irish Drinking Song, off tune I might add.)

Disclaimer: If I owned KH or it's characters, I would have burned Selphie at the stake ages ago and Sora would tell me how he gets his hair like that. BUT I DON'T. That's how cruel life is. I also don't own Pepsi, Ebay, Google, Men in Black, the memory wiper, the camera I used, Axe, Old Spice, Paul Mitchell, Manchester United, Time To Dance, or Panic! At The Disco (wow that's pathetic) . All I own is a stake (unburned) and jealousy, lots and lots of jealousy.

On with the Chapter!

Of Reunions and Hair Color

"THAT'S RIGHT DIE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ALL OF YOU SHALL PERISH FROM MY FIREY WRATH AND WILL BE THROWN INTO THE BURNING DEPTHS OF HELL! NONE SHALL ESCAPE MY FURY! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" I screamed as I blew every Heartless ship into oblivion.

Donald and Goofy had long since retreated from their seats and huddled into the back of the ship. The only thing that was keeping Sora from doing the same was the fact that somebody had to pilot the ship. When all of the Heartless ships where gone (to Sora & Co.'s IMMENSE relief), we pulled up to Hollow Bastion. We parked the ship (whose guns were now smoking) and got off. When we got to land, Donald collapsed and kissed the ground (NOT a pretty sight).

"You are NEVER getting gunner seat again" Said Sora. "Awww, but we didn't get hit once!" I complained. "Yah but you nearly gave us heart attacks!" Sora explained. We entered the Marketplace and headed toward the Borough (yeah that's right I memorized the names).

After entering the Borough, a little ball thingy appeared, melted into the floor, and scared the crap out of Sora. "What was that?" he cried. We heard a cheerful answer from up above. "That's the town's defense system!" said the happy-go-lucky Yuffie. "Hey Yuffie!" cried Sora. "Long time no see!" she replied. But her face changed from happy to scared "Hey, Look out!" she said as Nobodies appeared. We had to fight them (helllooo anger management!) and of course we won. Yuffie reappeared and we said our hellos. "As tough as ever I see." She noted. "What'd ya expect?" was Sora's cocky response.

"Who's the new kid?" asked the ninja. "Hm? Oh this is Michael." Said Sora, absentmindedly I might add. "Gee thanks Sora." I said. "Well Leon and the gang are at Merlin's House! come on!" she said, walking away (A/N: Is it me or is Yuffie wearing too little clothing to be in an E game?). We followed her into Merlin's House and met the gang. Leon, Cloud, Aerith, Cid, and Merlin where all inside the house. "Meet the Hollow Bastion Restoration Committee!" Screamed Yuffie. Everybody said there hellos, I was introduced (yah at least somebody coughleoncough noticed me!). We were given Committee member cards, everyone but me were oogling (spelling?) their lame cards.

Snap Snap Snap Snap.

Everybody stared as I took pictures of Leon. Hey I'm not an idiot, I know a moneymaking opportunity when I see one. Decent pictures of Leon will go for $700 (4500 munny, just kidding) on Ebay easy because no one has a good picture of him (really go Image Google "Leon from Kingdom Hearts 2" and see what you get, I did it last night for a friend and all the screenshots suck.). "Uhhh… Michael, what are you doing?" inquired Sora, who was still staring. "NOTHING YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!" I yelled and pulled out a memory wiper from Men in Black and a pair of cool sunglasses.

Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing.

After erasing the group's short term memory (7 times :) ) and having taken Leon's photo, the party was oogling their cards (again). "After you 3 (ha he noticed I wasn't oogling) are done with that, meet me at the bailey, I have a surprise for you (hint hint)." Said Leon, completely oblivious to the fact that I had 7 photos of him stuffed in my back pocket waiting to sell them on Ebay and get rich. Of course Sora is the type who couldn't wait for a surprise to save his life, so before long we were racing towards the Bailey. Okay it was more like Sora ran around like an idiot until I showed him where the Bailey was. We got to the bailey and Leon was there with…drum roll (if you didn't guess who it was you're a complete moron and are a waste of internal organs) "RIKU!" Sora said, gaping.

Sora ran up to him and cried because he was so happy (he does that in the game when he finds him in the last world). Sora said that he'd looked everywhere blah blah blah not interesting stuff. Riku looked really cheerful and really happy. I couldn't help but stare (not like that you perverts). His hair really is that silver. Hmmm, do they make a hair dye for that color? Oh well.

I was introduced to Riku about ten minutes after Sora stopped crying. Once again it wasn't Sora who noticed to introduce me, Riku just happened to notice the random kid behind Goofy. "Who's your new friend?" He asked. "Oh this is-" Sora started, but was stopped by a hand that I accidentally put in contact with his head (you better realize that was sarcasm or else you have problems).

"The name's Michael, nice to meet you." I said, putting on my best impression and shaking his hand. "Owww." Grunted Sora. Riku laughed, as he always does when Sora is in minor pain. "Nice to meet you too." He replied cheerfully. After that Leon showed us the damage of Hollow Bastion. He pointed out Heartless and Nobodies. After the mention of the Organization, its members appeared. They taunted us a bit and then they summoned Nobodies, who started attacking the gate.

We had to defend it, so we got between the Nobodies and the gate. Riku didn't hesitate to join us, nor did Leon. Sora summoned his keyblade and Riku summoned his Way to the Dawn. WAIT HOLD IT. I THOUGHT I HAD HIS SWORD? Oh well. Riku seemed to notice the identicality (haha that's a fun word) of our swords and eyed mine for a second. He turned away and we beat the crap out of nobodies for a while. After that Sora got the fire element and the blizzard element which meant so did I! The Organization Idiots left and Sora did this cool unlock thing on the Membership card, opening up a new pathway. We said our goodbyes and we got on the Gummi ship.

Sora tackled me to the ground when I moved for the gunner seat and Donald took it. I sat in one of the seats while Riku went in one of the back rooms (yes in this story the Gummi ship has rooms). We left Hollow Bastion and after a while I got bored. A thought struck me (AHHH IM ON FIRE) and I got out of my chair and walked over to Sora.

Sniff Sniff.

"Hmm, doesn't smell like hair gel." I said to myself, unaware at how surprised Sora was that I had just sniffed his hair. "What the hell was that?" (ooooo Sora cursed) exclaimed Sora, backing away from me. "Well you can't expect not to ask how you get you hair like that!" I answered. "So what do you use, Axe? Old Spice (do they make hair gel?)? Paul Mitchell?" "I don't use hair gel, my hair is naturally this amazing." He replied, apparently happy that he got to toot his own horn for once. And with that comment, he swung his hair back (awkward). "Ok fine, DON'T TELL ME" I said, not convinced that it was natural. I went back to my seat and fidgeted around for a while then went to see what Riku was doing.

He was sitting on the couch, watching TV. (Yes, the Gummi ship has a couch and a TV., those rides are like 5 hours long!), not sensing my presence. Well since I asked Sora about his hair, I might as well ask Riku about his. I plopped down on the couch, scaring the hell out of the usually calm teen. He was watching soccer (I don't know Riku just seems to be a soccer type to me). "Hey." He said, regaining his composure (Have some composure where is you're posture oh no nooo…ha sorry, Time to Dance by Panic! At the Disco (woot woot)). "Hey there." I replied.

We just sat there watching TV. (Manchester United versus some other random team) for a while until I asked the big question (wow not the best choice of words). "Hey Riku, is Sora's hair naturally spiky? He wouldn't tell me." This caused Riku to smile. "Well I found out when he was 12, I was 13. If you really want to know…" He said, motioning for me to come closer.

I did and he whispered something in my ear. My eyes got big, and my life was now complete (not really, because as I've said, I DO have a life). "Wow, never would've thought of that." I said, still in awe. "Well, what about your hair?" "This is natural, just genetics." He said. Well he is a good liar so I made a mental note to ask Sora. I got tired of soccer and went out to the bridge (that's the control room people). We were pulling up to our next destination as I looked out the window. The Land of Dragons.

A/N: Wow that was fun to write but I suck at writing long chapters. I SHALL NEVER TELL YOU WHAT RIKU TOLD ME EVER hahahahahah I'm just that evil. Remember the contest, I would like submitted answers before uhhh June 20th. For those of you who are worried about who will take Riku's place one of my friends has volunteered to be the friend that doesn't want to be found but still likes to help. From now on each chapter will cover 2 worlds at a time. Oh heres a random fact I'm 5 battles 10 synthesis materials 4 form levels and one Sephiroth battle away from beating KH2 on Proud mode! Yay me! R&R!

Riku: Ugh I give up! (throws away welding torch and stares at the undented safe)

Kairi: DIE YOU EVIL ZOMBIES! (playing Resident Evil I think 3)

Sora: (writing in his blog)

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