Kingdom Insanity 2

By RedBlackandWhite

RBW's Delusional Drabble: Hey there people! Oh well the first interlude is over but look out for Chapter 10! Sorry NocturnalWriter you're not going to be the host next time, unless you solve my new contest! YES I HAVE A NEW CONTEST! At the end of this chapter I have prepared a few KH2 trivia questions. Whoever answers the most correctly in a review will be the winner and will be the next host! Ok I didn't get that many reviews for chapter 5, kinda disappointing. Oh and I found out where I got Riku's last name. It's from a fanfic called Charity Case and it's really good. Check that out. I'm also thinking about writing a one shot soon called No One Knows You Better Than Your Nobody and its gonna be from Kairi's POV. That's just in the works right now. Oh well. Okay, on with the new chapter and 2 new characters!

Riku: Get on with it!

Sora: SUGAR HIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Kairi: AM I EVER GOING TO BE IN THIS STORY?

Review Responses:

ShadowShapeshifterandHerCat: Why were you reading fanfics in a library?

Sky Burst Dragon (Alexis): Okay yes you got it right but no hosting for you!

NocturnalWriter: Sugar is goooooood…

Doom () (Riku's Replacement): I already knew what cynical meant. By the way STOP REVIEWING MY STORY IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO TALK ABOUT YOUR EVIL BOYFRIEND!

Sora's GuardianAngel: Not very good with puzzles now are we? Haha just kidding.

Disclaimer: If I owned KH or its characters then I wouldn't have to write disclaimers and the world would be deprived of my witty banter. I also don't own anything else I mention in this story, but I do own pie, lots of pie.

Beast's Castle, Alexis, and Rira

We had gotten off the Gummi ship and were walking (and walking and walking) towards an enormous castle.

We went inside (how rude of us) and didn't see anyone. Sora walked towards an open door and went inside. We followed him in (he's the main character whether we like it or not.) and were greeted by Shadows.

"What, no tea and crumpets?" I inquired to nobody in particular. We started fighting them. Donald ran around shooting Heartless with lightning bolts like the wuss he is, while Goofy just threw his shield at nothing in particular. Sora and Riku used their Limit, which is always fun to watch, and I just threw my WTTDs like boomerangs (wow, they really come back to me!). After a while the Beast came in.

Sora said hi to him, and was promptly ignored. And then promptly thrown across the room. On top of me of all people. Ouch. But I didn't yell at him because I'm sooooo nice like that. The Beast just went over to the desk and picked up some stupid rose and left. We followed him out (but not after visiting the moogle shop!) and saw Belle at the top of the stairs, who ran. "Well since that was the Beast then that person must've been Belle." Deducted Sora.

Golf clap for Sora.

We then proceeded to follow Belle back to her room. We got there and walked in. Belle saw Sora and broke into a smile. "Oh, I'm so glad you're here!" Introductions ensued and everybody got acquainted and then we all had those tea and crumpets that I wanted. Haha I lied no tea and crumpets for me. Belle told us that the Beast had locked up his servants and that we had to free them.

Oh fun. Let's just start a mercenary business. Please call 1-800-555-6834 if you want one of us to do your crap for you.

Sora complied because he's a PUSHOVER. We went to the West Wing and fought a bunch of Heartless. After the 12th Gargoyle it got boring. We finished and arrived at the Wardrobe. Sora pushed the Wardrobe to the side without waking it up (yes it was asleep). We entered the Undercroft (wow that name sounds evil, like weekend radio) and saw a door that had two stone monster things engraved in it. We approached the door and it came to life. The Thresholder started attacking us with its giant fists. "AHHHHH" cried Donald. We started fight the door (wow we're fighting a door of all things) and finally the Possessor came out.

I wanted to try out Riku and I's Limit (yes we have a Limit, only losers don't have Limits, gosh) so I nodded to him and he nodded back (yah we're telepathic). He vaulted me into the air and I attacked the ghost with my swords while spinning. Riku then chucked his sword towards the ghost, and I did a bicycle kick and caught the sword with my feet. I then threw it and my swords at the specter, which promptly exploded. Aren't I good?

After the battle (wow that's a KH song, how ironic), we entered the previously guarded room. Inside was Lumiere, Cogsworth, Chip, and the other lady (A/N: I had to look up the French candlestick's name). They told us why the Beast was ugly, such an interesting story. We followed Lumiere into the secret passageway to the Beast's room.

Sora had to light the lantern thingies, which took a while, so I dared Goofy to steal Donald's staff and to turn his tail pink. Needless to say he failed and Donald struck him with lighting :). After Sora was done we got to the Beast's room. Inside were the Beast (wow, who saw that coming, because I certainly didn't) and an Organization dude name Xaldin. Xaldin left after we arrived, and we were left with an angry Beast. We then fought him. This took like 20 seconds, and Riku and I didn't even have to fight because the Beast wasn't all that strong. The battle consisted of Sora pulling around Cogsworth, who would say "Master, please! COMPOSE YOURSELF!"

After exorcising (I AM THE EXORCIST! FEAR ME!) the Beast, we went to Belle's room, which was empty. The Wardrobe told us that she went to find the man in the black coat. We went to the ballroom and found instead a Heartless. It looked like a floating black ball with yellow eyes. We started to fight it, which was difficult, because it kept melting into the floor (and the pillars, and the giant windows, and the chandelier).

After bashing it around after a while, it transformed itself into a giant beast that had flame-colored hair. We continued fighting until it finally croaked. Belle entered and everyone thanked us. Then Sora opened a gateway with the Rose. We promptly left and arrived at the Gummi ship.

Something didn't feel right.

Riku seemed to sense it too, but Sora was oblivious, mumbling something about "haven't eaten in 8 hours". We entered the ship and Sora went for the fridge. He didn't make it because a blob of blond fur attacked his head.

"AHHH!" Sora screamed. Donald and Goofy tried to pull the thing off Sora's head, but didn't succeed. A voice then rang out.

"RIRA STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!"

A blonde girl appeared from the back of the ship. She wore dark blue pants and a lighter blue shirt/jacket thing that looked like Tifa's, her black boots had buckles which also looked like Tifa's, she wore a black trench coat that looked like Cloud's , and a necklace with a blue jay on it. Her hair went to her waist and she had two visible holstered silver pistols on her waist. (A/N: I hope all of you can envision that, I had to consult a friend (who's a girl) for the outfit, thanks Jessica!)

"I'm sorry, Rira always get crazy like that when she sees spiky objects." Said the girl. Everyone was still staring at her. The blond blob turned out to be a small lioness, which finally stopped massacring Sora's hair and returned to the girl's side. "Why are ya on our ship?" asked Goofy. "Beats me, I just woke up and I was here." The mysterious girl said, beaming. "The name's Alexis."

"Nice to meet you I'm…" Sora started. "Sora." She completed for him, still smiling. "Donald. Goofy." She continued, nodding at those mentioned. She paused at me. "Michael" I said. "Nice to meet you" she responded. "And…Riku!" she said, finally breaking her smile and replacing it with surprise. She started to stare.

"Take a picture, it'll last longer." I said, not trying to be mean. "Here, use my camera." I said, pulling my oh-so-famous camera out of one of my many pockets and tossing it to her. "Why do you have a random camera?" she inquired. "Oh, because I was taking pictures of Le…NO REASON!" I said, catching myself, but too late because everyone was staring.

"Ughhh…" I said.

I took out my beloved memory-wiper again.

I threw some glasses to Alexis and put some on me.

Bing Bing Bing. "Well that was a waste." I said, taking back my unused camera. Everyone had forgotten the last 12 seconds of their lives. With the introductions over, Riku went disappeared into a room while Sora stuffed his face. Donald and Goofy got pilot duty and I got to talk to Alexis.

"So did you get sucked into the game too?" I asked. "Yup, then I woke up here." Was her reply. She left to go polish her guns and I was left to wander the ship. I checked the bridge and Donald had blasted everything in sight and had proceeded to fall asleep in his chair, while Goofy continued to pilot the ship.

Sora was on a couch and was watching T.V. with an angry glare on his face. At first I didn't understand why but it turns out Rira had made his hair into a pillow and had fallen asleep. I sniggered and he noticed my presence.

"Shut it." He said angrily.

I found Riku asleep in one of the bedrooms, shoes and all. (A/N: this is where all of those girl readers (and possibly some guys) insert their own personal nasty thoughts, which I don't approve of, so I'll just wait until they are done… ok let's continue.) I left him alone and went to my own room which I had claimed during the previous trip and fell asleep.

A/N: Ok, there are the new characters. Next is Olympus! Oh I almost forgot the trivia quiz! Okay if you haven't played most of KH2 don't even attempt this quiz. Also NO CHEATING. Cheating is not fair and its not right. I'm not going to know, but its still not right. Do NOT look up the answers on the internet, just answer from memory. I hope that I'm writing stories for cheaters who don't have morals.

RedBlackandWhite's KH2 Trivia Quiz:

1) Name 2 (or 3) of the trio of "treasure fanatic" fairies that work for Maleficent.

2) Tell me the name of the MCP's "number two" in Space Paranoids.

3) Name 2 characters in KH2 whose costumes show their navels (I know there are more than 2, but the ones I'm thinking of are guys. If there are more I will accept them if they are still right).

4) Which uncommon letter is in used every Organization XIII member's name (you have to have played CoM to be sure)?

5) Cloud, Leon, and Sephiroth are from which other Square Enix game (number also please)?

A/N: ok that's it. See ya later!