Kingdom Insanity 2

By RedBlackandWhite

RBW's Quite Apologetic Drabble: … (Looks out door) are they still there waiting?

Riku: Uhh…yeah.

Sora: You better run.

Kairi: Looks like one has a harpoon gun.

RBW: Oh crap. It's only been a month!

Okay I don't even have an excuse really. I got back from Niagara, worked a bit, and then went to the beach, and now I'm here. Oh and I worked on my relatively new story, A Fostering Relationship. It was Riku's Foster Surprise but I changed my mind.

Review Responses (the few that I got):

Sora's GuardianAngel: Thanks, my randomness level wasn't all that high though, it was at 10.3 (me and my friend developed a randomness meter, from 1.0 to 15.0, 15.0 being the least random, it's called the Faler-O-Meter).

Neassa: Okay I'll accept your late entry.

breakintoyourheart: oh crap I don't think we did. Fuck. Canada will still be standing when I'm done with it.

NocturnalWriter: Thanks!

chicken.stir.fry: psh, who doesn't love muffins? Apparently my Riku. Wait holy crap that came out WAYYYY wrong. I meant the Riku that I control… in my… story…, right…Okay I screwed up there. NEVERMIND THEN!

Doom (): Cows? Okay whatever.

m3thod-mak3r: Hmm, good point, MORE PEPSI IS NEEDED! Yay dead-pan humor!

Nari Crow: Ugh! I hate when authors make themselves the center of the story, well I kinda am but kinda not.

Oh yeah on July 4th I got hit by a firework. Can you say, accident-prone much?

Riku: (laughing at author b/c of previous note)

Sora: (same action)

Kairi: (same action)

Author: (Storming off)

Yeah, well I wrote that previous note 3 weeks ago (I started this chapter on like the 5th), and Riku and Sora will get their share of embarrassment (I think). Oh yeah, just you 2 wait until the later chapters of AFR. You. Just. Wait.

Oh, I beat KH2 on Proud mode and saw the secret movie! It confused me greatly.

Disclaimer: I have actually signed an agreement with Square Enix and Disney and tomorrow I will officially own KH and its characters. Wait, tomorrow never comes now does it? CRAP!
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.

-Horace Walpole

After we got on the ship, Riku and Alexis went into another room to spar (A/N: that means to fight people, not THAT. People today with their dirty little minds…). Don't ask me why it was all of Alexis's idea, she's crazy like that. So I was left with Sora (Donald and Goofy took the job of piloting because the author told them that they aren't important).

Oh, and Alexis stuck me with Rira.

"So Sora, what shall we do?" I asked, in a very-much Alysa-like mood (A/N: Muhaha if you wanna know what kind of mood that is you have to read my other story, AFR. Call it integrated advertising if you will).

"Oh ummm…I…RIRA GET OFF MY SHOES…don't know." He replied.

"Oh." Was my college-educated response.

"I know! Lets spin the FUN-O-WHEEL!" I said, pulling a giant wheel out of absolutely nowhere. (A/N: Blame the author.)

"Okay, su-wait! Where did this come from!" he cried.

Suspicious look back and forth.

"Nowhere."

"Oh okay."

Sora walked up (well, more like dragged his feet across the floor due to Rira playing with his shoelaces) to the wheel and spun it.

Whurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr….

..tick..tick..tick..tick..tick…tick…tick…

…Eat like animals…Watch CSI marathon…Annoy Riku…Bake a Pie…Annoy Riku…Play Truth or Dare (again)…Annoy Riku…Annoy Riku…Dress up like morons…

The wheel started to slow down…

…Eat 5 feet of Sour Bubble Tape at once…….Annoy Riku……Bankrupt (wtf?)……

The wheel stopped.

Sora's eyes widened.

"NO WAY!" he cried. "There is NO WAY IN HELL we're doing that!"

"Why not!" I asked.

"That's like asking to be brutally murdered!" he said.

"We're doing it! You signed a contract!" I said, pulling out a piece of paper out of my holes of infinite space aka my pockets and showed it too him.

"…blah blah blah…will consent to choice given by Fun-O-Wheel…Signed, Sorah?" he read, looking up.

"Yup."

"This isn't my signature!"

"Yes it is."

"Sora is spelled wrong!"

"Well, apparently someone needs to practice penmanship for their own signature."

"What are you talking about? It says 'Michael wasn't here' in green crayon under it!"

Suspicious look back and forth.

"Okay! Let's go!"

"Okay, it's unlocked." I said as I opened the door to the bedroom and walked inside, Rira at my heels.

Sora hesitantly peered inside.

"Michael, I don't think we should be doing this! If Riku sees us in his room he'll murder us, broil us at 450 degrees, and serve us for lunch on overly-priced French rolls and with 5-day-old lettuce!"

"Don't worry, he won't. He's fighting Alexis, remember?" I said, looking back.

"Yeah, but when Alexis gets tired they'll stop. There's no way she'll beat him." Sora said sensibly.

Like I hadn't thought of that.

"Well she wouldn't get tired for a while if, say, someone slipped Japanese energy drink and a caffeine pill into her water, no would she?" I asked.

"No…"

"Then we have at least an hour." I said confidently.

Sora was moderately convinced and walked in behind me.

I walked over to the dresser and started going through it.

"Aren't you going to look around" I asked.

He shook his head and sat on Riku's perfectly made bed. Rira followed suit and played with his hoodie while he sat there.

"No, I'm not touching anything. You help yourself." He said.

"Suit yourself." I said as I opened Riku's drawer of shorts.

Hmm…shirts, shorts, socks, shoes even, but where is the… "AHA!"

Oops did I say that out loud.

Sora stared at me as I pulled out my camera (no, not the famous camera, a different one).

"What did you find?"

"Hmm…nothing. Just boxers with monkeys on them."

Snap Snap Snap Snap Snap.

"Really? Monkeys! Haha." Sniggered Sora, though still remaining on the bed.

I moved from the dresser to the attached bathroom, leaving Sora in the bedroom alone.

Sora's POV
Riku's going to kill us. Hm…I wonder if we get a last meal…I should've had his sandwich in the fridge. It looked sooo good…

Sora resurface from his thought to the sound of Michael's piercing voice.

"Riku has like 5 shampoo bottles in here!"

"Uh… that's weird."

"Yeah I know. And he's got 3 hair gel products."

"But…but Riku doesn't need hair gel, he's got straight hair."

"…..Weird."

Michael walked out and moved to the nightstand.

He started rummaging through it.

Regular POV
"Michael are you quite done yet? We haven't found anything good, if we are looking for anything anyway. I think Alexis and Riku are done fighting. I can't hear any swords clashing. This is an invasion of privacy anyway. Let's go..."

"A DIARY!"

"WHAT!"

"Riku has a diary!"

"Shut up, no way!"

"I'm serious!"

"Open it!"

"What about 'invasion of privacy'?" Michael said with a smirk.

"Screw that! It's a DIARY. OPEN IT!"

"I can't, it's locked."

"Crap."

"Don't worry, I have a laser cutter." I said, pulling out yet another item out of my pocket.

I picked, well more like melted, the lock on Riku's diary and opened it.

Sora and I read Riku's diary for the next half hour.

Nothing really good,

What am I talking about, it was amazing. Though I'm not allowed to talk about it.

I took pictures of every page and we high tailed it out of there.

I was closing Riku's door as Riku and Alexis walked in, the latter sweating a lot.

Riku stared at me.

"What did you do to her? She was bouncing off the wall and didn't want to stop fighting. After an hour she crashed." He yelled.

Alexis just moaned and jumped onto the couch, breathing heavily.

"Riku I'm shocked you think I did something." I said innocently.

"Whatever."

He was going to go to his room (ahhh no) but Goofy came out and said we were at Disney Castle.

We beamed down and Alexis suddenly felt all better.

We walked up from the hanger and arrived at the garden.

It was a Heartless tea party!

Yay time for the blood and gore.

Alexis and I just went crazy and set the whole garden ablaze. The heartless burned up, along with all the topiary.

We ran (or in mine and Alexis' case, pranced) up to the Library where we met Minnie (oh joy).

Donald and Goofy ran off and the remaining 5 of us helped Minnie to the audience chamber. We got there and found a gajillion and one heartless bolt towers.

Weeeeee!

Yeah the battle consisted of me flinging swords and Rira and Alexis doing their bouncy thing.

Then we went to the Cornerstone place and got Merlin to give us the door to the Timeless River…

Next time:

What does a 20's Riku look like!

o.0

A/N: Okay wow that was a really bad cliffhanger. Sorry it's so short and it sucked. Review? Reviews make the pathetic author happy.

NOTE TO ShadowShapeShifterandHerCat, Sora's Guardian Angel, and Neassa:

You 3 are going to get private messages from me that include a KH test. I hope it'll be hard 'cuz whoever gets the best score or does the best gets to be the Hostess for Ch.10! Okay so look for that.