-Mallory
Disclaimer: I do not own any InuYasha Characters.
---Chapter two---
Kagome and Sango arrived at school at the same time. They had already went to their lockers and now they were in homeroom chatting.
InuYasha and the gang had gotten along really fast. They all now talk like they have known each other for years.
InuYasha had gotten a ride with Miroku. Yesterday after the swim party, they had formed their plan. "InuYasha, do you have the stuff?" Miroku asked. "Yeah, do you have your misery bringer?" InuYahsa smirked when Miroku nodded his head. "So, operation evil will take place today at lunch. Remember to get the girls to both go and get us some drinks." Miroku stated. "Yeah, yeah, I know." InuYasha grumbled.
InuYasha and Miroku walked into homeroom with only a few minutes to spare. Ms. Kaede was still out with her diarea infection. She had much build up and a narrow colon. Though you couldn't tell by looking at her. She was in the emergency room where she had to drink a gallon of prune juice every two hours. The girls were quietly chatting. Miroku went up behind Sango and did his usual touch her butt and get beaten up. InuYasha just shook his head. For the short time her knew his hentai friend, he had already had three concusions with his roaming hands.
He walked behind Kagome and poked her ribs. She jumped up about six feet and turned around glaring daggers at him. "What'd you do that for jerk?!" Kagome said sitting down and crossing her arms and covering her sides with her little hands.
"So, have you heard, we have a sub because of Ms. Kaede's narrow colon and her build up. I'm sure everyone knows by now." Sango brought up. "Yeah, that has to be awful." Kagome said sadly. Both boys said in unison, "But very funny." Kagome just rolled her eyes and shook her head.
The bell rang and they all filed out of the classroom and into their first period classes.
They all went to lunch together. Miroku and InuYasha were trying their best to act normal. So far, it was working. They sat down at their seats. "Hey Lady Sango, and Lady Kagome. Do you mind getting me and InuYasha a soda?" Miroku asked. "Sure whatever." Kagome said. Both girls rose frome their seats and went to get the drinks.
"You ready for operation evil?" Miroku asked when the girls were out of sight. "Yeah, lets get it on." InuYasha said as he pulled halepino juice out of his pocket.
Miroku pulled out the hot sauce. It was a new kind that made a man cry.
InuYasha drenched their food with the juice and Miroku put some hot sauce in their drinks. Not too much, he didn't want to die today. A beating to the inch of his life would be worth seeing this.
The girls came back just as the boys finished with their plan and put the stuff back into their pockets. Kagome and Sango gave them each their soda's and sat down to eat. "Man I'm starved." Kagome said and looked at her lovely food. "Yeah me too. Lets did in!" Sango said and she and Kagome took a huge bite of their food.
Their faces turned red and their eyes watered and they had no choice but to swallow the food. "Oh my gosht! My foodth isth so hoth." Kagome said sticking her burning tounge out and tried to cool it off. "Letsth drink somethingth!" Sango wailed and fanned her tounge.
Miroku and InuYahsa were dying on the inside. But they each knew that they could make a sound or everything would be ruined.
Meanwhile, Kagome and Sango pretty much chugged their drinks. They immeadiately froze and dropped their drinks. They screamed bloody murder and their face were about to be on fire. InuYahsa and Miroku couldn't hold it in andy longer. They died out laughing. They laughed so hard that they fell out of their seats. Kagome and Sango realized what happened, but couldn't do anything due to their burning mouths. They quickly snatched the boys drinks and chugged them. They were reliefed mostly from their aching, burning mouths.
Kagome instantly jumped on InuYasha and tried to strangle them as soom as she regained herself. Miroku was being mercilessly beaten to a pulp. He was making strange noises between whipering and laughing. As was InuYasha. He was gasping for breath and laughing. Which made the girls all the angrier and they applied all the more pressure. Finally when InuYasha was puple and blue, now not laughing or gasping for breath, Kagome let go. Miroku was knocked out. He regained consciencness in mere minutes. A new record for him.
"WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO?! I'M GONNA KILL YOU BOTH!" Kagome screeched at the two of them. Her face still a little pink from the fire that burned in her mouth.
Sango was so mad that she couldn't even speak. "Kagome. I...I don't know what to say I am so angry. I..I am so increadibly angry." Her voice was soft but held so much anger. "I second thought," She continued as she looked over at the boys. "I know exactly what to say! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU TWO THINKING!? I JUST WANT TO RIP OUT YOUR THROATS AND HANG YOU FROM THEM. AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SICK DEMENTED MIND! GRRR!" Sango was mad. She and Kagome gave them death looks. "You know," InuYasha started. "Paybacks a bitch." With that, he smirked at them and he and Miroku left them to think about it.
Later Kagome and Sango caught up with InuYasha at the end of the day. "Ok, ok, yeah. We know that you paid us back for dunking you under water. But don't you think that it was just a little over rated?" Kagome asked. "Actually no, we don't." Miroku said with a smile plastered on his features. "Yeah, but you guys pulled us underwater first, so that would mean we paid you back for dunking you and this was all just stupid." Sango said in a matter-of -fact way. "My dearest Sango. You did pay us back for that, but we paid you back for the sexual themes." Miroku's smile widdened.
"What are you talking about you hentai!?" Kagome asked, now really confused. "Oh no, it's really quite true. The touching and the rubbing. You were such a tease." InuYasha stated. "Grr. But this was too far! Just because I can not stand not talking to you guys is the only reason I'm calling this. Truce?" Kagome asked and held out her hand. Both boys shook it as well as Sango's.
"So what do you want to do today? I'm really bored and I have homework." Kagome asked. "I have an idea. Why don't you guys follow us to my house?" InuYasha suggested. "We can do our homework their and have video game wars." He added. They all nodded their heads and got into their cars and drove off.
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Until next time. You will just have to wait and find out. Any suggestions and/or critisism will be open. Come on don't be shy. Please review!
AN- Sorry I haven't updated on my spring break story. I've been busy with final exams and starting this story. I will try to get ch. eight updated soon to all my loyal fans. thanks!
-ja na
Disclaimer: I do not own any InuYasha Characters.
---Chapter two---
Kagome and Sango arrived at school at the same time. They had already went to their lockers and now they were in homeroom chatting.
InuYasha and the gang had gotten along really fast. They all now talk like they have known each other for years.
InuYasha had gotten a ride with Miroku. Yesterday after the swim party, they had formed their plan. "InuYasha, do you have the stuff?" Miroku asked. "Yeah, do you have your misery bringer?" InuYahsa smirked when Miroku nodded his head. "So, operation evil will take place today at lunch. Remember to get the girls to both go and get us some drinks." Miroku stated. "Yeah, yeah, I know." InuYasha grumbled.
InuYasha and Miroku walked into homeroom with only a few minutes to spare. Ms. Kaede was still out with her diarea infection. She had much build up and a narrow colon. Though you couldn't tell by looking at her. She was in the emergency room where she had to drink a gallon of prune juice every two hours. The girls were quietly chatting. Miroku went up behind Sango and did his usual touch her butt and get beaten up. InuYasha just shook his head. For the short time her knew his hentai friend, he had already had three concusions with his roaming hands.
He walked behind Kagome and poked her ribs. She jumped up about six feet and turned around glaring daggers at him. "What'd you do that for jerk?!" Kagome said sitting down and crossing her arms and covering her sides with her little hands.
"So, have you heard, we have a sub because of Ms. Kaede's narrow colon and her build up. I'm sure everyone knows by now." Sango brought up. "Yeah, that has to be awful." Kagome said sadly. Both boys said in unison, "But very funny." Kagome just rolled her eyes and shook her head.
The bell rang and they all filed out of the classroom and into their first period classes.
They all went to lunch together. Miroku and InuYasha were trying their best to act normal. So far, it was working. They sat down at their seats. "Hey Lady Sango, and Lady Kagome. Do you mind getting me and InuYasha a soda?" Miroku asked. "Sure whatever." Kagome said. Both girls rose frome their seats and went to get the drinks.
"You ready for operation evil?" Miroku asked when the girls were out of sight. "Yeah, lets get it on." InuYasha said as he pulled halepino juice out of his pocket.
Miroku pulled out the hot sauce. It was a new kind that made a man cry.
InuYasha drenched their food with the juice and Miroku put some hot sauce in their drinks. Not too much, he didn't want to die today. A beating to the inch of his life would be worth seeing this.
The girls came back just as the boys finished with their plan and put the stuff back into their pockets. Kagome and Sango gave them each their soda's and sat down to eat. "Man I'm starved." Kagome said and looked at her lovely food. "Yeah me too. Lets did in!" Sango said and she and Kagome took a huge bite of their food.
Their faces turned red and their eyes watered and they had no choice but to swallow the food. "Oh my gosht! My foodth isth so hoth." Kagome said sticking her burning tounge out and tried to cool it off. "Letsth drink somethingth!" Sango wailed and fanned her tounge.
Miroku and InuYahsa were dying on the inside. But they each knew that they could make a sound or everything would be ruined.
Meanwhile, Kagome and Sango pretty much chugged their drinks. They immeadiately froze and dropped their drinks. They screamed bloody murder and their face were about to be on fire. InuYahsa and Miroku couldn't hold it in andy longer. They died out laughing. They laughed so hard that they fell out of their seats. Kagome and Sango realized what happened, but couldn't do anything due to their burning mouths. They quickly snatched the boys drinks and chugged them. They were reliefed mostly from their aching, burning mouths.
Kagome instantly jumped on InuYasha and tried to strangle them as soom as she regained herself. Miroku was being mercilessly beaten to a pulp. He was making strange noises between whipering and laughing. As was InuYasha. He was gasping for breath and laughing. Which made the girls all the angrier and they applied all the more pressure. Finally when InuYasha was puple and blue, now not laughing or gasping for breath, Kagome let go. Miroku was knocked out. He regained consciencness in mere minutes. A new record for him.
"WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO?! I'M GONNA KILL YOU BOTH!" Kagome screeched at the two of them. Her face still a little pink from the fire that burned in her mouth.
Sango was so mad that she couldn't even speak. "Kagome. I...I don't know what to say I am so angry. I..I am so increadibly angry." Her voice was soft but held so much anger. "I second thought," She continued as she looked over at the boys. "I know exactly what to say! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU TWO THINKING!? I JUST WANT TO RIP OUT YOUR THROATS AND HANG YOU FROM THEM. AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SICK DEMENTED MIND! GRRR!" Sango was mad. She and Kagome gave them death looks. "You know," InuYasha started. "Paybacks a bitch." With that, he smirked at them and he and Miroku left them to think about it.
Later Kagome and Sango caught up with InuYasha at the end of the day. "Ok, ok, yeah. We know that you paid us back for dunking you under water. But don't you think that it was just a little over rated?" Kagome asked. "Actually no, we don't." Miroku said with a smile plastered on his features. "Yeah, but you guys pulled us underwater first, so that would mean we paid you back for dunking you and this was all just stupid." Sango said in a matter-of -fact way. "My dearest Sango. You did pay us back for that, but we paid you back for the sexual themes." Miroku's smile widdened.
"What are you talking about you hentai!?" Kagome asked, now really confused. "Oh no, it's really quite true. The touching and the rubbing. You were such a tease." InuYasha stated. "Grr. But this was too far! Just because I can not stand not talking to you guys is the only reason I'm calling this. Truce?" Kagome asked and held out her hand. Both boys shook it as well as Sango's.
"So what do you want to do today? I'm really bored and I have homework." Kagome asked. "I have an idea. Why don't you guys follow us to my house?" InuYasha suggested. "We can do our homework their and have video game wars." He added. They all nodded their heads and got into their cars and drove off.
)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Until next time. You will just have to wait and find out. Any suggestions and/or critisism will be open. Come on don't be shy. Please review!
AN- Sorry I haven't updated on my spring break story. I've been busy with final exams and starting this story. I will try to get ch. eight updated soon to all my loyal fans. thanks!
-ja na