Ginny whipped out her wand and looked around the ward warily. "You don't think some of the remaining death eaters got in again?"

"Eh, I suppose it's possible," Harry said, still trying to work around what happened. He lazily fished out his wand from its normal place, in his back pocket, Mad-Eye Moody be damned that's where he liked to keep it. He flashed Ginny a wicked smile, "Want to go see?"

"I'll check it out, you just woke up from a coma Harry James Potter, and you'll stay right here." Ginny ordered and then left, Harry counted to five before casting a disillusionment charm on himself and following her out. He followed her around a few bends till she stopped short and appeared to be listening. Soon he heard it to.

"Damn-it, James, Sirius! What did you two do this time?" It was a feminine voice.

"We swear Flower we didn't do anything," a male voice said.

"Yeah, Lils, it wasn't exactly the ideal time for a prank," another male voice.

"Well someone had to have done something," the woman said again, exasperated.

"Let's just calm down and find Miles. We're still in Hogwarts so that's a good thing; he has to be around here somewhere," another female voice reasoned, "hmm, it seems a little deteriorated though, I don't remember Hogwarts being like this."

"Yes, one must wonder what happened here," an older voice said.

"Do you have any theories, Professor?" the first voice asked.

"A few, but lets look around a bit first before going into them."

Someone cried and the first woman shushed him, he calmed down a bit.

Ginny prepped herself and readjusting her grip on her wand, Harry pulled the sucker out of his mouth. Melody rounded the corner first, skipping happily and her hair changing color as she sucked on her lollipop, then it was an eccentric orange. Ginny opened her mouth to curse but Harry beat her to it. Ginny's wand went flying out of her hand and into Harry's.

"Hey Melody, fancy seeing you here," He said while ending the charm keeping him disillusioned. He handed Ginny back her wand but ignored the scalding look she shot him.

"Miles? Merlin, you're all grown up, aren't you?" she exclaimed before turning around, "Lils, I found him!" she shouted to the group behind her. She turned back to Harry, "And I must say, if I weren't your aunt, or in love with Sirius, your godfather, or if you weren't, technically, around twenty years younger than me I think I'd date you. You grew up well, Miles." Melody looked him up and down appraisingly, "Way to go James and Lily."

Lily, holding Little Harry, James, Sirius and Albus rounded the corner. Ginny tensed up and made to raise her wand again but Big Harry gently laid his hands on her shoulders.

"Miles, sweetheart, what happened?" Lily asked.

"We're back where I am from originally again, depressing isn't it?" he said offhand, sticking the lollipop back into his mouth.

"Oh, then I take it that this is Ginny?" Lily said while giving her a predatory look and shifting Little Harry to her other hip.

"Oh, yeah, how rude of me. Gin, this is my Mum, Dad, Godfather, but you already met him, my Aunt and you know Professor Dumbledore."

"How?" she asked him.

"Not quiet sure really. Bit of a puzzler."

"Well she does look like you Lils, you can see where he'd of gotten confused," James said, gesturing towards Ginny and coming up behind his wife to wrap his arms around her. He rested his head on her shoulder and discreetly whispered for her to stay calm.

"I take offence to that, I look nothing like her," she said loud enough for everyone to hear. Sirius held Melody's hand and they shared a worried glance.

"I'm sorry," Ginny said, insulted, "do you have a problem with me?"

"A little bit, yes," Lily said.

"I'm just going to take him, ya know, just in case things get ugly," Melody broke in, taking his nephew from Lily's arms, before retreating back to her boyfriend. Little Harry, not exactly oblivious to what was happening, was all too happy to go with his Aunt.

"What have I ever done to you?" Ginny asked.

"I think taking the virginity of my first born merits something," Lily seethed. Ginny and Big Harry blushed.

"What?" Ginny exclaimed, how the Hell did she know about that? She glared at her ex-fiancé in annoyance, "Well he took mine too, and we were engaged."

"Wait a second, I'm a bit confused, was that before or after you broke his heart and left him crying in the rain?"

Ginny was about to retort, after recovering from shock, when Harry slipped his hand over her mouth "Mum! Ginny! Please… Can we, just maybe, continue this conversation at a later point in time, like, I don't know, a few hundred years from now, preferably when we don't remember it or I'm very very far away."

"Oh," Lily blushed, noticing Big Harry fully for the first time, "Oh, I'm sorry; I was completely out of line there. I don't know what came over me."

There was an awkward silence for a moment or two, where Albus sucked contentedly on a lemon drop. Sirius broke the silence, asking Big Harry a question, "So, er, was she good?" More than one evil glare was sent his way; Melody cursed him with red, itchy, splotches. "Ouch, sorry, forget I said anything. Change me back, sweetie?"

"I'm a little miffed at you right now, ask again later."

James laughed, "Ow, sorry mate. I've had her mad at me before."

"Do you want me to be mad at you now? Brother oh brother of mine?" Melody asked darkly. James laughed.

"Sisi, there has never been a moment in my life where I would even wish your wrath, even on my worst enemy. Though it was pretty funny when you cursed that guy with a tutu, and had him dance like a ballerina," James sighed happily, "what were we talking about again?"

"Its okay, baby," Lily said, turning around and giving her husband a peck on his check and patting his arm.

"That is, however, a good idea," Melody mused, before turning her wand on her boyfriend again. Sirius tried to run away, but it was already too late. Before he knew it he was sporting a hot pink tutu and prancing around like a six-year-old girl. "There, that's better," she wore a wicked smile.

"So, Har, I don't know how to put this, but, let me give it a shot. Okay, what in the name of Merlin is going on?" Ginny demanded. James kissed Lily on the mouth quickly to help her bite back a curt response.

"Well, when I defeated Voldy Moldy the second time around, he hit me with one final curse and I woke up in James' body with, er, mum, at the night that all happened."

"Oh, Har," Ginny said. James kissed Lily again.

"Well, yeah, then I defeated him for the second time, but because I changed stuff I wasn't supposed to be able to go back, which wasn't too bad I guess, I don't have much here anymore. And there, Ginny, it was amazing. Minnie put me in my body as a three-year-old and I was growing up with Mum and Dad, and Sirius was alive and I had a nice aunt. It's great. But then that stupid Trelawney bitch made another prediction with me being the Merlin-Forsaken "Chosen One" again and I kinda wished to go back home and then I woke up in the hospital ward, again."

"How?" Ginny asked again.

"I don't really know, Professor, any theories?" Dumbledore was about to answer when roughly seven members of the Order walked in on the group from around the corner.

(ANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANAN)

Please R&R, nice long detailed Rs, with cocktail sauce and shrimp and lobster and, oh oh, steak! Man I'm hungry. Let it be known, though, that I update quicker with better reviews :-p Sushi, maybe I should go get sushi…