"You know where they are, right?" Harry asked, his voice rising with every syllable as the temperature in the room dropped. "RIGHT?"
"Harry, please calm down," The Dumbledores pleaded.
"Calm down? You want me to calm down? Ok, then tell me just where the Hell my parents are?" He stared at the older man, his eyes nearly glowing in the now-dimly-lit room. "You said it they would go to me and Ginny!" Harry was all out shouting now, "Where Are They?"
"Harry, there in a body somewhere, we just need to find them. It won't take long to make up a list of the other possible people they could find themselves in. Please just relax."
The anger left Harry and he fell to his knees. Dumbledore would do the best he could, there was no more he could ask. "There gone again, I just got them back for the first time and POOF just like that and they're gone," he said, barely above a whisper. Ginny went up behind him and began to rub his shoulders lightly. He shook her off, he couldn't trust her with things this hurtful when she had caused him the same kind of pain not long before.
"Harry, it's going to be okay," Melody sank to the floor in front of him, Remus winced and tried to stop her but it was too late, "We know what you're going through," She said. Harry glanced up in anger.
"No, you have absolutely no idea," He said darkly and stood up abruptly, "I can't be here anymore, I have to go, somewhere. Minerva knows how to contact me." He nodded towards his old professor and, with a pop, was gone.
"Wait, no one can apparate inside Hogwarts' grounds," Melody said, sad and confused.
"The wards were broken in the final battle. They have yet to be fixed," Minerva explained.
"Well, where are my nephews? We have to find him, them, whatever!" Melody said, worried.
"I think, Ms. Potter, that first we should find your brother and his wife."
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Harry James Potter appeared on the beaches of Australia in a wife beater and blue briefs. He walked into the first surf store he could find and ordered lessons. He was tired of being the world's hero; from now on he was going to have some fun. Maybe his life from before wasn't worth living for but that didn't mean he couldn't kick back now with some hot chick on a beach. Of course he had trouble starting conversations with women, and he really wasn't that great at swimming, but hey, he had the rest of his life to prefect his bachelordom and that night he was going to a club, getting drunk and he was going to dance with the most beautiful woman in the room if his quiditch muscles had anything to say about it.
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"We should try going to Lily's sister first; wouldn't there be a chance that she would end up there?" Remus suggested.
"Good thinking, I was about to suggest it myself," Dumbledore said with a sigh, "If you don't know where to go grab on to someone who does." He said and grasped Minerva's arm. Soon the room was full of pops and they were gone, right to Number 4 Private Drive.
Dumbledore went up to the door and knocked politely with the back of his knuckles. A blind to the right of the door fluttered open and close. There door sounded with a click, locked.
"Does she really think that'll stop us?" Melody asked with a sigh. With a furitive glance to either side she slipped out Tonks' wand and let her take over. Tonks looked around in confusion for a bit, and then Melody's memories slipped into her mind as they were able to pass through her barriers as they weren't as strong as Harry's. She looked at the door darkly and then tapped her wand to the wood. It clicked open and they walked in.
"You freaks get out of my house. The boy is gone, good riddance, and I don't want to have anything to do with your kind ever again!" Petunia shouted at the intruders, brandishing a broom like a bat.
"Hello Petty," Aberforth said conversationally, "We were wondering if you've been in touch with your sister or brother-in-law recently?"
"They are dead," she said flatly, "As you well know."
"Well you'd be surprised what can happen in the wizarding world," Remus said, "I for example, can turn into a werewolf and rip you limb from limb," He said dangerously, though he would never do that, and showed his teeth which did seem a bit pointier then most human ones.
Petunia's face drained of color, "I-I, still haven't seen or heard form her since she died, actually, since well before she died." The phone rang. Petunia bid them good day and answered it with her back turned to them, pretending they weren't there. She listened intently; then, all of a sudden she looked to each of the wizards and witches individually and then passed out. The phone, still clutched tightly in her white-knuckled hands, was ripped from the walls. Tonks tore it form her hands but it was dead.
"That's not how phones normally work, is it?" Sirius asked, obviously now in charge of Remus' body.
"No, it's not."
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Harry was very drunk and extremely Horney. He could feel the music vibrate through his whole body as he felt the girls hips with his fingertips while they grinded against each other in the crowded room. He had gotten so hot that he had ditched his t-shirt and was now only wearing the cargo shorts he had gotten about an hour ago after he had signed up for surfing, kite boarding, scuba diving and skim boarding lessons, which happened directly before buying a nice large "bachelor pad." It was now fully furnished with a large flat screen TV and tons of cds, every kind of game platform he could manage to hook up to it, a large bed, a gym, air hockey table, pinball machines and more clothes than a girl would have, plus tons of other stuff. He was going, for the first time ever, to enjoy life and everything it had to offer, which wouldn't be a problem considering all the cash the ministry had given him for "compensation for his losses." It wasn't worth nearly everything he had lost, but it was too late to dwell on this now.
The girl turned around and he wrapped his arms around her bum, "I like your sixth pack, its super sexy," she shouted over the music.
He smiled, too drunk to think straight about what he was doing and, as a straight and single guy, he would be completely fine with how the situation was going if he wasn't inebriated, "If you think that's great you should see the rest of me, and maybe I could see the rest of you." He leaned down and kissed her fiercely, "You're beautiful, you know." And she was, she had all the right curves in all the right places, he let his eyes travel down her body and back up to her blue eyes.
She smiled at this, "Oh, I know."
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AN, okay, I need to know what you think about Harry's reaction and next chappie were going to find out what happened to Lily… Dun Dun Dunnnnn! So if you want to know what's going on you better hurry up and review. If I get enough of them I might just take a break off from doing hw tmr and write up the next chapter. Sorry it took so long to get this one up… Also, did you like my AN from my last chappie:-p and sorry about the windfred-alberforth thingie :-/