Thanks for the reviews guys! Here's another song for your enjoyment. This song goes to the tune of "Belle" from Beauty and the Beast. Hope you like it!
Oh, just
to let you know:
Regular font means speaking
Italicized
means singing
Disclaimer: Beauty and the Beast is owned by Disney and the original lyrics and tune belong to Alan Menken.
Christine
Christine:
Dressing room, in a big opera house.
Everyday,
like the one before.
Dressing room, full of
gossiping ballet rats,
Pointing at each other to
say…
Ballet
Girl: You whore!
Meg: You like him?
Ballet
Girl 2: I never did!
Ballet Girl 3: Yeah sure!
Christine:
There is Piangi eating stuff like always.
He's
always got new foods to eat.
Everyday is just the
same,
when you're playing the phantom's
game,
in this big old opera house…
Andre: Good morning Christine!
Christine: Bonjour messieur Andre! I just heard the most wonderful opera recently! It's about this girl named Amnita and this man Don Juan and..
Andre: (cutting her off) That's nice. Mme. Giry! Hurry up with those letters! Right now please!
Christine: (shrugs and walks away)
Guys
in Opera House: Look there she goes, that chick is so friggin
hot!
She can't be much past seventeen!
Ballet
Girls: But she's rarely ever loud,
Mme. Giry: she
has her head up in the clouds.
Everyone: No one can
understand that girl Christine!
Joseph
Buquet: Bonjour!
Firmin: Good day!
Joseph
Buquet: How is the junk biz?
Andre: Scrap metal, actually...
Meg:
Bonjour!
Monsieur Reyer: (staring at her boobs) Good
day...
Meg: How is your wife? (walks away)
Reyer's
wife: (comes up from behind and slaps Reyer)
Carlotta: I wanta
a new pooch!
Piangi: That's too expensive!
Christine:
I want much more than this chorus girl life!
People
in the Opera House: Look there she goes, that girl is so
peculiar.
She's not the same if you know what we
mean.
In the distance she always stares,
like
she doesn't really care.
There's no way to
describe that girl Christine!
Christine:
Oh! Isn't this mysterious?
It's a rose with a
black ribbon sent to me!
It must be from my
angel!
Erik: (from behind the mirror) But she won't
discover that it's me, until scene three!
Ballet
Girls: Now it's no wonder that every guy adores her,
she's
got the most flawless looks we've seen!
Guys look
at her everyday,
we think that's really gay.
We
envy that silly weird girl,
Everybody: that really weird
and silly girl,
that pretty but different girl
Christine!
(We now see Raoul in a dressing room putting on base (aka makeup) and he turns around to Nadir.)
Nadir: Wow! You didn't miss a spot Raoul! You're the greatest makeup artist in the world!
Raoul: (starts walking out of the dressing room with Nadir following) I know.
Nadir: No fop in the world stands a chance against you! And no girl for that matter.
Raoul: It's true Nadir, and I've got my sights set on that one! (points to Christine)
Nadir: The Swedish Musicians daughter?
Raoul: She's the one! The lucky girl I'm going to marry! The most beautiful girl in the Opera House, and that makes her the best! And don't I deserve the best?
Nadir: Yeah but-
Raoul:
(cutting him off) Right from the moment that I met her, saw
her,
I got her scarf out of the sea!
Here
in this place there's only she,
who is as
beautiful as me,
so I'm making all the plans to
marry Christine! (walks off to follow Christine)
Ballet
Girls: Look there he goes!
Isn't he
foppy?
Monsieur Raoul,
oh he's
so cute!
(clutching their chests) Be still, our
hearts,
we're hardly breathing!
He's
such a white, pale, skinny, handsome fop!
(people are talking and they're all in Raoul's way)
Raoul: Please let me through!
(Everyone is sitll talking and ignoring Raoul)
Christine:
There must be more than this old opera life!
Raoul: I'll
get my way and Christine'll be my wife!
People:
(blocking Raoul's way) Look there she goes, she's heading to
rehearsal!
She'll be the lead in the new play it
seems!
She took Carlotta's place,
(points
to Carlotta) she has a pissy face,
Good going
for that chorus girl,
that wierd and silly chorus
girl,
she saved our ears that chorus girl...
Christine!