Now for chapter 9! Hope you loved that last chapter, because here's part two of:
Never Believe The Power Puff girls, Cause there just bluffs like you are.
Part Two!
A/N: MY SIS WROTE THE OTHER CHAPTY NINE BUT I LIKE MY ONE BETA! OH!
I DEDICATE THIS TO MY SISY CAUSE SHE WROTE HALF OF IT SINCE IM A LAZY BUM!
BUT I DID GIVE HER THE PLOT.
Danny stood outside of Sam's house. HE was taking a big challenge here. He could only hope to make it.
Meanwhile…..(Sam's Pov!)
I'm sitting here. In the dark. BORED AS HELL. When's Danny going to get here? He takes so damn long and he lives just across the street!
After a while of being bored out of my mind, I happened to come across some cheese, and started to just gorge myself upon them.
2 minutes later……………
The cheese is gone and now I'm playing with index cards. Yay the fun!
3 seconds later…………..
Now I really going crazy, I just said the word 'poop' and I laughed hysterically for like, a minute longer than my lungs were going to allow.
1.245645376781345624726433 seconds later……
I feel suddenly high, or something similar to being that way because everything I look at just becomes a blur and now I'm imagining that I'm Buttercup from the Powerpuff Girls!
Dun! Dun, dun dun dun dun! (I'm singing the ppg theme song!) dada dun dun dun dun dun dun!
I play around a little until the part when the narrator comes in and starts talking nonsense.
"THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE!" the narrator in my poor, confused mind says, "IS UNDER ATTACK!"
What! I look around for the supposed attacker, then my eyes found the target.
Because just at that moment Danny stepped in.
Danny's Pov
Finally, I gather the courage to approach the house. Finding that knocking on the door and asking where Sam was would give away my cover, I decided a better plan.
I stood in front of a open window. A window, of course, may be the lamest idea ever, but what else could I do? Sighing, I started to climb up some conveniently put trash cans to open the window.
I make it up the trash cans and set to work at opening the window. Surprisingly, it opens without resistance and I manage through. But when I got inside I was shocked to find that Sam was in here, and with Tucker taped down to a chair very much like Valerie was.
Oops, kind of left her there, didn't I? I'll get her later. And with that I made a mental note to do so.
Now, I focused my eyes on Sam, though something didn't seem right about her, and before I knew what happened, she
"AHHHHHHHHH!" I felt her lips on my cheek and then I started losing my balance. I started to wave my hands around to stop my falling, but it was too late. I fell out the window and onto the trash cans below more loudly than a chicken giving birth to a dump truck. I hear doors opening and dogs, LOTS OF THEM, coming over this way to find out what's with all the noise. And I'm guess they aren't going to play fetch with me either.
While running madly away from diseased and bloodthirsty dogs I thought about Sam, and her stupid kiss.
HOW RETARDED IS SHE! SHE HAS MY FRIEND HOSTAGE AND NOW SHE'S KISSING ME! ARGGGGG! GROSS!
Somehow, though, inside I felt my stomach flutter, and a happiness come over me at the thought that, maybe, just maybe, she doesn't hate me.
I frown, yeah right…like she'd really like me. (if you think about it, all the stuff they've done together doesn't really mean love, does it?)
While thinking, I had unconsciously slowed down in my running, so when I got nipped in the butt by a ferocious man-eating dog, I started running full speed again.
Aww.. How cute, lovebirds.
Love birds?, yeah right, we're enemies!
And then, with my short attention span, I smacked my head into a pole. Oww…..
Damn does Sam have a security system, I thought, as the dogs once again began to attack.
Sam's Pov
As soon as I saw that Rowdyruff boy, I knew exactly what to do! Townsville will be saved! So like Buttercup, I zoomed over to the said 'Rowdyruff' and planted a big one on him. Then with that he melted with a big boom and my favorite pet dogs (for they were really just Sam's pets, she just liked the ferocious kind) came out to feast upon his innards, and all was happy.
Lucky me, after a good day's work I deserve a rest. I skipped happily to my room, then blacked out as soon as I closed the door. I really was that tired!
No one's pov really
Danny, after managing to outrun the dogs, went to bed defeated, without any hope of saving Tucker.
While Sam slept, she dreamed of bits and fragments of that day with many, MANY, episodes of the Powerpuff girls thrown in there repeatedly.
And while all slept uncomfortably, both, forgot of their hostages, and only remembered each other.
As for Sam's hostages….
Tucker POV
I sat there. Damnit where is Danny! Does he not care about me? I leaned back into the chair, getting bored. I watch this insane girl I think was, Danny said, was Sam. She paced around the floor, possibly getting bored, and started stuffing herself with cheese. Which I might I just add was a lot of cheese. Darn does Sam eat that like a maniac. It kinda makes me want to eat some. Why can't I have some.. Meanie.
I watch amazed at what Sam was doing in just two minutes later. She is sniffing index cards. Actually I think this is pretty interesting watching her. Well at least in a creepy way.
Well it kinda makes sense since she is creepy. I don't understand why Danny likes her, even though he doesn't admit it, gosh! No matter HOW popular he is, or whatever, he STILL has a brain like a first grader. Hasn't he EVER heard of 'Denial is the first sign'? or 'You tease her because you like her?'
And one. He HAS denied himself of liking her in the amount of 1.2345 seconds whenever I pressure him. He all so does tease her. BOTH. I think I had my point taken.
'Sam' or whoever she is, is totally weird. I read books about insane people and never EVER thought this was POSSIBLE. This insane girl GOT HIGH ON INDEX CARDS AND CHEESE! I inferred that my thoughts were correct because she started pretending she was like, an airplane or something, running around the floor.
It was then I realized that she was trying to be a PowerPuff girl, once she started singing the theme song loudly and very off course. But then again, I have to give the girl props since it is pretty hard to sing.. Um.. What! I don't watch the powerpuff girls!
I think with all this watching this insane girl. I felt delusional, SOO DELUSIONAL that Sam actually started to LOOK like buttercup, well older with purple eyes and everything. At the corner of my eyes I saw the Rowdyruff boy Butch climb in through the window! Weird though, Butch doesn't have blue eyes…
"Watch OUT BUTTERCUP!" I started to scream but only came out as a muffle.
Wait. Should I be rooting for the girl, or the boy… WAIT! I'm a boy, so I should be rooting for the boy.
On yeah.
OH YEAH! I'M STILL TIED TO THIS CHAIR BY BUTTERCUP! SO BUTTERCUP IS EVIL.
So… now the Powerpuffs are bad, and the Rowdyruff boys are good? Ok. Screw this. I'm just gonna have to wait for Butch to rescue me.
To my horror Buttercup zoomed over and kissed my hope of escape on the cheek! OK HOLD UP! I watched this episode ! Isn't this the one were the RRB's get defeated by the PPG's just by a little kiss on the cheek! NOOOO!
"HURRY BUTCH! AT LEAST GET ME!" I tried to scream, but to my hopes I can't even hear my self.
For a split second Butch started to looked like Danny! And that Buttercup girl started to look like that… insane girl!
If I could, my jaw would be at the floor now.
Danny started to lose his balance and fell backward with a large 'bang' I watch though the window and saw some very scary dogs go after him. Ok. That's just dandy.
I just might be screwed for life. If I ever get out. I'll have to take note on avoiding Danny's girlfriend.
Sam turned around with a satisfied smile, and ran crookedly upstairs leaving me behind.
Danny hostage POV
I sat there. Waiting. WHEN IS DANNY COMING!
I tried screaming but the sock in my mouth wasn't really happening for me. Man. Who know that my spit tastes nasty!
Ignoring the nasty taste that lingering in my mouth, I started to daydream of Danny. I wonder what he kidnapped me for….
OH…………………..
I bet when he comes he gonna give a something something!
Yep that it.
And I'll tell that girl Maria, that HE likes ME! Gosh. She needs to back off. Some people…..
Suddenly Danny burst through the door. His black hair fell lazily in his face, with dazed blue eyes.
Wait! Is he in a daze because of my beautifulness? (and if you didn't know, this is VALERIE, that would be gross, and totally really gross if it was Tucker thinking these thoughts)
I sat up straight and waited for him as he neared me.
Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes YESS!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Danny walked on, not even LOOKING at me! WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM?
I SAT here for five HOURS doing absolutely nothing just waiting for Danny to come back, and he walks PAST ME!
"COME BACK DANNY!" I try to scream squirming in my chair.
But,but, how could he past ME! I cry.
Sam POV
I woke groggily in my room. Well, that was a weird dream.
Suddenly I felt something on my face. Hesitatingly I brought my hand towards my face, and felt something papery. I took it off.
A note?
Dear: Sammy
Sooooo sorry to tell you Sammy, that you don't have your hostage ANY more.
I took the liberty to bust into your house again and take Tuck back.
Don't worry about Valerie cause, like you said, I really don't care about her either.
And she is now just tied to your couch still gagged. I also have to remind you that right now, she should be a bit testy if you know what I mean.
Oh. I also have to tell you, that you are obviously crazy and nothing you can do to me can me crack if that's what your trying to do.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Your plan has failed, cause your craziness did NOT get to me. Since I just accepted your insane ways. Thus you, are just a big sore loser.
You are simply crazy and you freaked Tucker out (not that that's surprising)
NOT from your crazy(like some people)
Danny Fenton
Wha? I'm not insane! I'm perfectly sane, I'm just an EVIL genius trying to get back at this stupid loser.
You know, I really DO feel bad for Tucker
SHUTUP!
I silently read the letter again, trying to find some clues that I missed. Wha? It says that he busted into my house twice? What about my security dogs? And did I defeat him the first time he tried to break in? WHAT HAPPENED!
And Danny is so CRAZY!
UGH. Valerie is actually touching my couch. Twitch. I better spray some Windex on it or something to get her 'germs' off. Who know's if a 'I love Danny' disease goes through my house or something. It's already going through my stupid school. And my stupid mom's head.
You know if a 'I love Danny' disease does go through your house, I bet nothing will happen to you. Since you already have it.
Pffftt. Wha do you mean! I do NOT like Danny! If a 'I love Danny' disease does go through the house I bet I'd be the only one who's healthy.
I grunted getting downstairs to move the piece of 'crap' called Valerie off my couch.
Please read my A/N pple that doesn't have a user account on I want to tell you that I DO read anon reviews and I DO thank them in my stories. And I dedicate stories to some 'anon' ppl so feel free 'anon' pple cause I use to be like you, and I do like what some 'anon' ppl say and they are also the reason I wright.
Thanks to this anon girl(or)boy called 'invisiblyrullingtheworld' cause she/he is so cool.
Thanks to this anon girl(or)boy called 'tristyn' cause she actually made me feel nice since this is a crappy storie.
This is for the pple that do have user account.
Epobbp: I finally know what 'epobbp' means! But I forgot… oops!
Radio active squirellmokeys: ACK! RADIO ACTIVE SQUIRELLS THAT LOOK LIKE MONKEYS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Go SamathaGirlScout!; she has a cool name too!
I'll put others in later. Cause im still bored. I MEAN TIRED! Runaway!
