OMG! I AM SO SORRY! Err. Sorry for the not updating. I had this effing project and I had this essay to do. Then I had this golf tournament

UGH.

Anyway. Now where did we leave off from.. OH! Never mind. Ok.

Lovebirds? Yeah right! Were

Enemies!

(bigger words! Yay!)

P. S: I thanked EVERYONE that reviewed me, in that chapter 11, OPPS! OH YEAH! The chappy is called!

Chapter 11: Darn.. Internet is evil.

Sam POV (as usual)

" LET GO, YOU STUPID DEMENTED PIECE OF ROTTEN PIE!" I yelled furiously.

"NO! YOU LET GO STUPID DOG TARD!" He yelled back as he tried to yank poor Muffy from my hands but only pulling me closer to him.

I tugged the stuff animal and heard a 'zzz' sound coming from it, then noticing that we were actually breaking it.

No! my poor Muffy!

For some reason I choose to give my, 'oh no you didn't' look at him then saying it out loud and losing my chance of stealing Muffy.

He smirked as he tugged harder and gave me an 'Yeah, and what are you going to do about it?'

'Oh! Is that how it's gonna be! Well I could outsmart you in look talking in look too! I might just do it better!' (remember physic connection?)

Not with your ugly face.

Shut up.

'I'd stick a pole up your ass, that's what I'm gonna do.' I looked. 'and I'd do it too.'

'your just jealous that I'm WAY better than you'

'No way! A monkey is better than you!'and I don't get jealous of monkeys.

'Oh yeah, well you must be a buffoon'

WHAT! I am not a buffoon. I rather be something.. GROSS then be a buffoon. There always so.. ugly and so.. disfigured.

"OH YEAH! WELL TAKE THIS! OOF!" I said while pushing him hard into the ground-but also forgetting that he's still holding the stuff animal and I'm holding the stuff animal. So technically, I'm so lame that I just made me fall too. Or. He pulled me, down with him. how dandy.

Cause I'm on top of him now. But then again, this doesn't get to me. I'm just thinking of…

YES! VICTORY IS MINE! I am on top of him, which means.. I AM SUPERIOR! He is stuck underneath me, which obviously makes me the higher one! I CONTROL ALL!

(A/N: If your wondering, Muffy is OLD news. Right now Sam doesn't care about it, all she cares about is being better than Danny. See, how Danny makes her crazy!)

"MUHAHAHAHAHA! How do you like that Danny! YOU are in MY clutches! I am better than YOU. Finally the day has come when I defeat YOU! MUHAHA-WA!"

If your wondering, the 'WA!" part is not in my evil laugh. That's. Danny flipping me over making him be on top of me.

I looked back into his evil eyes that was full of amusement.

"So SORRY that I cut you off of your, 'evil laugh' it's just that.. FINALLY I HAVE YOU. In MY clutches! WHO IS THE SUPERIOR NOW SAMMY-KINS!"

"ME!" I yelled as I flipped him over so I could be the superior again. (and if you think about it, yeah, being superior is everything)

"NO! ME!" he yelled back as the 'tumbling ritual' has begun.

Ohh.. It is on!

But. In behind the corner of my determination of being better at rolling-err I mean getting on top of Danny. I was sorta having fun. NO! never mind I was having, determination-al fun. yep that is what's happening. DARNIT! STOP SMILING SAM!

Finally I take all my strength and pin him down on the floor. But somewhere in the back round, in the room I hear a shift noise. But I didn't care, I HAVE HIM! VICTORY!

I smirked down at him, feeling very victorious. I mean, of course I would- I won! But I felt really different as I look straight at him-and just stared at each other for a while..

Suddenly I realized that our faces were getting really close together that I could feel his warm breath on my face. But the REALLY surprising thing was-I remembered that-I wasn't home alone, the maids were still here! And they were SUPPOSED to do the movie room right now. I broke the eye contact with Danny and looked around. About 2 dozen maids were standing there eyes on us-for WHO KNOW'S HOW LONG!

OMG! OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!

WHO KNOW'S WHAT THERE THINKING! they would probably think I'm ' doing it' with Danny!

Which also made me realize, what leads to that dirty thought!

Ten things-

-hair messed up

-very sweaty

-tumbling

-Danny's lack of shirt

-my lack of pants-WHAT?

I quickly looked downed to see, purple undies. Thank god for my huge-o shirt.

I jumped (more like a leap but who cares) off of Danny and got up, pretending like nothing happened, which Danny did also.

"All of you" I addressed the maids in my, 'do it or die' kind of tone. "Will, say NOTHING. Oh what you sneaky little dorks saw" I heard some giggles in the back round but ignored it, "OR. You shall be fired and I shall stalk you, and punish whoever does personally" I said glaring suspiciously at them "-And, we WERE NOT doing anything." perverted stupid heads.

"Yeah," Danny adds in, "If your thinking perverted thoughts, Why would, ANYBODY like even come in contact with this buffoon" he said while walking out of the movie room (most likely to leave the house) but also pushed me into the couch.

Err.. Cocky jerk….

Next Day……. (really big words)

I yawned. I just finally finished my essay. And I was, dead tired. Suddenly I get an email-

(A/N: this, is where I use some of my best reviewers names cause I'm a lazy butt to make up some)

I feel awfully random: OMG! Why didn't you tell me!

Oh! Maria's on? Well what is she talking about?

DarkLightSpirtGirl: What are you talking about? (that's me)

Danny-and-Val: just sign on- (A/N; you know who that is)

Danny-and-Val: HOW COULD YOU! YOU BI-OCTH!

What? What did I do to deserve this language? I'm innocent! Don't believe what they tell you!

DarkLightSpirtGirl: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Danny-and-Val: DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW!

WHAT DO I DON'T KNOW?

I Feel Awfully Random: Don't be so harsh! Maybe she didn't see the school front page in the internet. Oh you should check that up, Sam. You should of told me you like him. I would've understood.

WHAT? Who told! I DON'T LIKE DANNY! NO I DON'T! DON'T BEILEVE WHAT THEY TELL YOU! THEM COMMUNIST!

Shut up! They didn't say it was Danny! So stop being such a pussy!

Fine.

But what up with the school web page? It's only for those preppy kids, that want to see what's in, or the coolest couples and stupid worth-less stuff like that.

So just get a little peek and run. Not so hard.

I can't.

And the reason? Simple-I feel like that it's probably about me.

And it's probably sick.

.. But the sad thing is, I want to see what's over there. I mean, if it could make Valerie mad, it has to be something good. Now that's, a rule. Plus, if it could make Maria all giddy, it MUST be about something that has.. Burning in it. It just has to be. There's nothing better than that.

I silently and slowly typed in the school web page. Very slowly. And out of instinct pressed the 'enter' button.

And within the 1.263739453637 seconds I prayed to God that what EVER was on that webpage, was me burning Valerie's locker. (oh, if you don't know, I burned it the day I kidnapped Tucker) but here is what I got back-

"BEEP. Sorry, but God right now is at the Deli and getting the new special "Cheese and Ham" sandwiches."

WHAT? But God's SUPPOSED to know EVERYTHING before EVERY THING HAPPENS!

"BEEP. Sorry, God did know about what was going to happen. The fact is, he wanted it to happen. BEEP"

OH YEAH! Well BEEP, BEEP, BEEP GOD! I HOPE YOU DON'T LIKE YOUR DELI SANDWICHES!

To my complete horror, in HUGE pink bold letters, was-

Danny and Sam forever together.

JOIN THE D/S CLUB TODAY!

WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT US TOGETHER? (A/N; We defiantly would)

My mind was racing. I mean you would too, if your ENEMY and yourself, was thought to be a COULPE. HOW TWISTED CAN A PERSON GET?

And that wasn't the only thing. THE WHOLE PAGE WAS OCCUPIED WITH PICTURES LIKE SOMEONE STALKED US!

There was me dressed up like a vampire on top of Danny; Me chasing Danny; Danny opening my locker for me; And me kissin-

WHAT!

I stared at the picture, I knew my cheeks held a blush and my mouth was slightly open in disbelief.

The picture held Danny and me, Danny looked like he broke into the house through the window, and was caught off guard by me, suddenly kissing him on the cheek.

If this wasn't a HUGE picture in the middle of the screen, just maybe I wouldn't be that surprised.

There's more pictures to that too, but really. Could it BE more obvious who made this? MOM. The evil smiling blond hair women that's insane.

Cause, there was a picture of what happen yesterday.

Me, with my nice undies, ontop of nice chest Danny.

How wonderful, that everybody will think I raped Danny Fenton.

We shall nominate tomorrow as, 'Bring your Pitchforks and torches to attack Samantha Manson, the ugly rapist,'

The most disturbing thing was that they also had my diary written in it too! SOME ONE NOT TAKING MY PERSONAL SPACE QUITE SEROUSLY!

FREAKING FUGDE MONKEYS!

THE D/S GO-ERS COMMENTS-

(A/N-Sorry pple this actually is some comments in my reviews and yet again I stole some of my reviewer names and what they wrote or what they would say in real life in this story)

Soccerdiva-funny i liked it a lot. it was very different then I

thought. and I totally agree with you that D/S will last FOREVER and if they don't like d/s then I'm chasing them with a pitch fork

I Feel Awfully Random-YES! Wow. Can I join this club? Your right! They are such a cute couple! (hint keep stalking them and I'll keep coming back to this websiteHint)

OH. FUCK-TARD. There was WAY more than those two, and I kept on eyeing the pitch fork one. WAIT! That was Maria who commented the second time!

Oh… someone's gonna pay..

ARG! I couldn't believe how many people commented! And 50 wanted me to marry Danny and the other 50 wanted to have Danny all for them self! (except for some err.. People that wanted me.. hint Mr. BLOND HAIRED/STALKER)

"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH!" I screamed through the house.

Suddenly I see my mom and Danny's mom (across from my house) start speeding outside, with a expression like, " There onto us! Hurry run while you cannnnnnn!"

It was irritating watching them run in there platform high heel shoes-wait no. Out of desperation both of them ditched there high heels. Wimps. At least they're aware of what's going to get them. I looked over at Danny's house, his window was somewhat in front of mine, and what do you know? He must have gotten the news too. Cause he looked 'not so dandy' either.

Well. At least there's no 'hate Sam' mobs that want to rip my head off and eat my organs (there was actually a D/S hater comment that wrote this) outside my house yet.

Oh god, I swear I'm going to get back at them. DARN YOU! Though that's not the only thing I'm worried about.

Tomorrow's school.

Hey all you D/S lovers! Sorry I didn't update sooner, as I said at the tippy top of this page, I know it's been a month, but hey, at least you can write hatemail to me if you want, (not) and I promise that you probably (won't) get a response! And also, sorry if the lettering isn't really big, it's because of the stupid thingy-ma-bob of a website this is that doesn't allow us to be indivduals! (can't make them bigger than other letters and can't make them any special colors) So, just use your imagination!

Anyway, this is a really weird chapter, though it sounds like Sam's got a problem here…..I'll update the next chapter as soon as I can, so don't worry my pple! I still not a poo!

Kaahhhh!