HELLO! WAS UP MY FELLOW D/S FANS! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!

Ok. I think, I would make a GREAT rock star.

LOVEBIRDS!YEAH RIGHT WERE ENEMYS

CHAPTER 12: God, mom, everybody, They all are against me.

AS USUAL IT'S SAM POV

Have you ever had a time when you had to do something you don't want to do but you had to and in the end, the thing you had to do turned out something that you'd really like?

Yeah…. well that's not happening right now.

I shivered in my bed pondering it over and over again.

Go to school and die from the humiliation of that darn website. I mean, I am a absolute dork, so why am I so lucky that I have to get worst than I already am. I already have the teachers pity! AND NOW THIS!

Uh..…… no. I wont do it! I'm not going to school! There is only one way out!

As quickly as possible I headed for my bed room window. Hey, if dying is a way out, than what the heck! I reached out for knob but it wouldn't turn, so I banged on it over and over.

And you know how good of success that is.

Absolutely none. But you know, I have some comforting thoughts.

Hey if the dang knob wont work the only way TO jump off your balcony like a normal person, is to break the dang glass. More easy and simpler eh?

So, as normal person would do, I headed over to my favorite chair and slammed into my favorite glass window.

But even, the greatest of mastermind or dumbheads wouldn't of thought of such great success as mine.

None. What a great number. And lucky me, that my window is as hard as steel that now, I have dented chair.

How Amazing. So, I start to my bathroom slowly in much of my AMAZINGLY happy moment to get ready for happy good school.

Yeah, and I shall celebrate my death while I'm at it too.

30 minutes later

I trembled in front of my mirror now. How life can be so cruel. Odd enough, I was totally ready for school.

I wore a black skirt and a simple white T shirt.

But to the unknown eyes…

I had protecting padding under my clothes. Why? Cause I'm pretty sure I shall tackled and hauled by many people. Those people are the people that hate me. Oh, how I'm so greatly known in school.

I also had Muffy jammed into my backpack. I know how childish that sounds, but hey! That thing does work!

Yep, I was ready. But afraid.

I mean, for what I seen in the 158 hate mails, I'll die if I go to school today. Simple.

THEY. WILL. EAT. YOUR BRAINS LIKE MAN EATING MONSTERS.

In fact, they probably eat raw BABIES!

Either that, 178 of them (counting from the 'you better be with Danny' threats I've been getting), they will try to make some gushy moments with Danny and start video taping it and start organizing our forced wedding. But they'd have to kidnap me,bring up zombies that would eat your brains and threat that once the zombies eat my brains they will make me eat my own baked cookies. Only that would make me do a forced wedding with Danny. BUT.

Zombies + my cookies death.

I'll just use this formula to save myself the trouble!

So technically. I win. I don't have to do a forced wedding if I'm dead! Oh. That leaves Danny. Welp. I don't care about him. SORRY DANNY.

So… MY plan is made. I thought as I started to open the front door except- ACK! ANGRY MOBS OF DIFFERENT PAIRINGS!

"D/S! D/S! D/S SHALL LIVE FOREVER! MARRY DANNY!"

"NO! DANNY AND VALERIE! DANNY AND VALERIE:

"HECK NO! CRAZY TALK! GOOOOOO DANNY AND PAULINA!"

The people started to yell.

What should I do? What should I do? DAMNIT! WHAT SHOULD I DO!

Starting to think fast, I took out my secret weapon and whirled it out in front of everybody. Almost everybody blocked except for that slut Paulina that got hit square in the face, but wait! When did she get here? Why is she here! Where did everybody find out where I live! I glared at them as I wielded my precious Muffy as they got silent-but I could tell that some "D/S" lovers were quietly celebrating, while the D/P lovers were 'OMG'ing.

"LIKE OH. MY GOD!" Paullina said furious as she held her face like it was so precious that it was gold. "YOU ARE SO-LIKE GOING DOWN!" she said as she started to lunge forward to scratch me.

HOLY COW! Little preppy girl gone MAD! She is going to scratch the hell out of you with her pink manicured nails!

OH CRAP! THE NAILS! IT'S TOO PINK! HOW COULD SOMETHING SO PINK… BE…… PINK! IT REMINDS ME TOO MUCH OF THAT DARN PINK INSITUTION! NOT THE PINK INSITUTUTION!

Not wanting the pink nails (or really scary thingys) to try and claw the crap out of me, I started to fight back.

So. In a split second I jammed my Muff into her face and pushed her backwards, making her fall on top of nice old Valerie.

"Uhh…." I said as I stared for a second, looking at this awkward moment, too much in awe at the two, my most hated enemies, on the ground, Suddenly I couldn't help my evil smile from creeping onto my face. " Well, isn't this a nice day? How's the floor. HAVE A NICE DAY YOU TWO AND ENJOY THE DIRTY GROUND JUST LIKE YOUR DIRTY LITTLE PINK HEARTS!" and to make this moment any better, I finished it off as I threw my cute huggable old Muffy at there faces. I turned my heel and slammed the door leaving Muffy and the mob still outside.

I quickly slid out of the back door of my house, and sneakily made my way out of my backyard into the sidewalk and- not wanting to get caught by the angry mobs surrounding my house I ran onward to school. Occasionally jumping into bushes, hiding behind poles, and acting like James Bond and occasionally getting really bored, so I started to do the theme song of James Bond (which, might I say. I did very good)

I stop where I was. For I… Was there….

DUN, DUN, DUUN! (this is the part in my mind When the scary lightning comes out and BOOMS)

IN DOOOOOOOM!

where there was people everywhere on benches, under trees, all seeming very happy and innocent. WELL NOT FOR LONG! These, are the conniving, naughty HATE email people that SEEM innocent…. BUT THERE NOT! They shall burned in everlasting hate from me. ARGH! Feeling more hate for them I wanted so badly to stomp everywhere, yelling "YOU! WHERE'D YOU GET MY PHONENUMBER!" or, " ARE YOU THAT PERSON THAT SAID THAT YOU'D EAT MY BRAINS? WELL YOU LOOK LIKE A SHRIMP NOODLE, INFACT I DON'T BELEIVE YOU COULD EAT SERVED BRAINS WITH KECTUP ON THE SIDE! I MEAN I COULD EAT BRAINS BETTER THAN YOU!" and I also bust out with a, "I tried too! And your next!" and I go around school campus saying, "You hear, I EAT SERVED BRAINS, AND ANYBODY HAS SOMETHING TO SAY, I WILL, eat your brains. WITH MUSTARD!" and everybody would be awed cause, who really would add mustard to some brains? That's insane, totally insane.

But you know, that never happened. (even though, saying you'd eat served brains is pretty cool) THAT NEVER HAPPENED.

Because I had to restrain my cool little self, cause I'm have no weapon (Muffy…..) to protect myself if anybody would be (most likely) offended that I could eat raw brains and that. In the end, there all just burnt shrimp noodles that cant except the truth in which I hold.

Plus I'm pretty scared of them, I mean, WHY would I even touch them those crazy freaks. especially that blue eyed, blond hair guy.

So I instead of what I wanted badly to do, I ran of to the side of the school next to a window in which I would break in. And you know, I had such time do my James Bond roll over to the window, cause ya know I'm really good at that. Sneakily, I looked through the window there. the hallway was absolutely deserted.

HMM……………………………..

Slowly thinking if this is the right choice I took off one of my shoes and raised it about to lunge it toward the glass.

Hey, what they don't see, they don't know.

And with a "what the heck" I threw it with all my might through the glass window, and I started to remove the remaining glass where the 'use-to-be' window was, but someone HAD to see what I had done. Someone that probably has a tracking device which is probably the reason why he keeps on friggin finding me everywhere!

Danny.

"Sammy, what the eff are YOU doing in the side of the school, throwing a shoe to a window and… You're a…." He caught his breath

What, psycho? Is that what he was gonna say? Well I know already so he shouldn't be the smart one all the time! Wait.. What?

"Well, I'm just trying to get into the school and go to my classes. Nothing bad." I said stomping my feet stubbornly, a trait I do when someone's being a bit too 'I'm right, your wrong'. Which also is a bad thing when you have one foot that has no shoe and the other with a shoe. Suddenly I was swinging my arms trying to get balanced but it was too late I lost my balance and was going to do a beautiful facefall, but gratefully Danny had caught me with ease.

"Didn't it ever occur to you that doors where invent for problems like this?" he replied smoothly not even thinking about my fall as he helped me up.

"Yeah well doors mean people, and I don't like people. And if you have something to say, say it to my face you, shrimp noodle!" Hah, I just had to say shrimp noodle at least once today.

"Right, you are out of your mind

"Yeah, Damn straight I'm right!" I said as I was getting in the moment, Danny just stared at me.

"By the way," Danny said as glanced from me to the 'use-to-be' window. "Since we have an opening we should get to class now."

Class? Class! No I'm late! Darn I hate being late! I hardly am late! (mind the accident with Tucker)

"Ok," I said getting pumped up, "Since you're a boy, and I'm more fragile, YOU jump in first, and I'll follow you."

He looked a bit scared but took of his jacket (sorry I didn't say it in the first place) and put it over the glass on the other side of the window, and with a grunt he backed up and gave a leap over the window. Hearing a 'ugh' sorta sound, I supose he was alive and it was my turn to jump.

"Hey Danny, are you okay?" I asked somewhat scared.

"Yeah,"

As I could hear Danny getting up, I took the opportunity to jump the window. So taking a breath I jumped, barely making it.

Danny caught me with an 'omf!' and we landed on the floor together.

Just our luck when a gang of D/S groupies passed by.

Darn……this is going to be hard to explain.

It's over! Just kidding, here's a preview of the next chapter.

Just when I thought that the D/S lovers (you can tell by the banners and t-shirts) we're going to go crazy over this scene, I was proven wrong when…..

"EWWWW! DANNY and SAM together! AHHHHH!"

That's when I realized that these weren't Danny/Sam lovers, but DASH and Sam lovers.

And to my horror from behind the groupies stepped out my worst nightmare…..

Dash himself, with a bouquet of flowers….PINK flowers….I might add….

I quickly jumped off of Danny to find an exit to take a breakthrough but there was none. The groupies have sounded all possible exits, while giving me obvious hinting smiles and

Smirking. HOW. RUDE.

"Ah…." I started as I thought of a way to distract DASH and me groupies. (A/N eww……. I just found this out in fan fiction. I didn't even KNOW this was possible) Suddenly I hear Danny get up and remember that he was still here.

HMM………………………………...

Suddenly a plan formed in my head, so I pulled Danny toward me so I could tell him my plan for escape. Suddenly he grins and whispers,

"Hah, I think you really gone for me" he said jokingly.

I hit him and started out my plan before Dash could say something sappy and such.

"Hey, Well too bad for you Dash and Dash and me groupies" I began considering if this was right. " Cause I like, like Danny" I said with a loud firm voice making sure everybody in the hall and inside classes could hear me.

"Yeah," Danny started with a foolish grin. "I like, like Sammy-kins too" He said with the same loud firm voice I had. And I too, couldn't hold the grin coming on my face.

It came so fast that everything went a blur.

People everywhere, from classes, in halls, everywhere came crashing through the once empty hallway. I didn't even know I could've created such chaos.

People start fainting everywhere, having heart attacks, screaming for medics like angry cows on rampage…. And… people started dying. (looks like cause they keep collapsing)

Others however, Were rejoicing, screaming yippee, drinking and handing out wine (wonder how they got it though) and (for those egotistic ones) started flaunting out there victory. Which you know, you really shouldn't do cause all that sums up to….

Is a black eye, broken bones, but. You'll still have your dignity that you beat some guy up right?. Nah, that's broken too.

It took me a while to finally see my opportunity of escape, so quickly I took Danny's and made my way through the crowd while we screaming-

"HAHAHAHAH! To bad for you suckers! I don't like, like Danny!"

" Yeah! I don't like, like Sam too!"

Suddenly everything became unearthly quiet after that as we left the hallway. Suddenly loud sobbing, crying, cheering, and living could be heard down that hallway.

I should have been happy that I escaped that dreadful hallway, but… It sorta hurt when Danny said he didn't like, like me.

Soon classes passed as I pondered over my situation. What? Isn't Danny just like all Mom's other failed attempts to get me to have a boyfriend? What makes him different from all the rest.

Awww…….. Isn't this cute. Little miss Sammy-kins has a little crush.

Wha! N-NO! I don't like him! I'll never like a guy like Danny.

Oh. That's right. Sammy-kins doesn't like Danny, She loves him.

I blushed at the thought, but quickly moved it away as I entered my 4th period, Drama.

I quickly took my seat which was a bit farther from Danny's who was already there. Suddenly the teacher, Ms. Darling entered the room, but out of the corner of my eye I saw her glance at me and smirked.

Huh? What's that smirk for! That's my mom's smirk! Doesn't that mean somethings up…..

After the teacher did roll call she started.

"Ok class, today we are doing a play," she said in her sugary sweet voice which seemed a bit TOO happy to be normal. "this, play is going to be- Romeo and Juliet." Most of the class, when hearing this perked up a bit. But for me, I froze my heart speeding as if I could sense something tricky about this. "Well," my teacher continued. "Since we don't have much time. We are going to do just a demonstration of the scene where Romeo is dead and Juliet is going to kiss Romeo and then kill herself" she smiled again. "Now, any volunteers for Romeo?"

Every boy raised there hand except for Danny, which made me sigh in relief. (now no ones going to kiss him) Ms. Darling looked over at the boys then, she came to Danny and she smiled. "Good, Danny shall play the part"

I jaw felt like dropping to the floor. I had not even expected this. All the boys didn't even think of this. The girls were surprised but it quickly got removed and became more excited. And most of all, I think Danny had no idea that he would be picked.

"Wha-What?" Danny said confused "But I didn't even raise my h-"

"YOUR DOING IT BECAUSE I SAID SO!" she yelled in such, that it was the most opposite of what is Darling and sugary sweet that it surprised us that we could ever think SHE of all people could have such menacing voice. Danny just nodded and got up from his chair and laid down on a mat that was laid in front of us.

At this, Ms. Darling smiled and turned back to us and continued like what she said never happened. "Now, how bout we get a Juliet."

Just like all the boys when asked for volunteers every girl raised there hand though except for me. (I shall never have the guts to) So I decided to watch in my gloom as Ms. Darling searched over the girls until finally her eyes met mine and out of the ordinary, smirked.

And I knew that something was wrong.

Since that smirk, was of my moms. I know (cause I've seen it more than one occasion) that this smirk was no good.

This, was the smirk my mom gave me when she told me to meet the neighbors, this smirk told me when a boy was in the house, this smirk was sent to me when Mom saw me when I fell on top of Danny.

This. Smirk. Is. Of. No. Good.

And Ms. Darling sent it to me.

"Samantha shall be the Juliet." She said with such enthusiasm and happiness it just seemed wrong.

Everything happen to quick that I could barely hear or see anything that was happening. I heard Dash sobbing. I heard some 'yays' in backround and some 'darns', and saw Danny looking horrified much like I had on my face.

Before I could think of what I was doing I leapt out of my chair and ran for the door. But suddenly a big guy I think was Kawn grabbed me before I could escape and threw me over his back fireman stile and start to walk over to the mat.

"LET GO ME YOU FREAKISHLY TALL CHINESE (A/N no offense to Chinese pple their really cool ) PERSON! LET GO OF ME! THIS IS TREASON!" I screamed as banged on his back with my fist.

"To bad, you have to give Romeo a kiss" he said with a laugh.

Suddenly he lifted me off of him as I was put near Danny on the mat. I knew I didn't have a chance of escape this time since I could hear the door lock and a semi-circle was being formed around us meaning-yes death is near. (I'm so optimistic aren't I?)

"But why do I have to do this!" I wined feeling very uneasy that I trembled as I hovered over Danny, but it was unnoticed since I stole Danny's jacket.

"Because…." Ms. Darling said while taking out a video camera and started video taping. "you're a good actress and I want to show your classmate how a real play is done"

I always knew I was a great actress… I should get a career………..

DUMMY! This is all a trick! Ms. Darling hasn't ever seen you act!

OMG! YOUR RIGHT!

"Hey! If this is a demonstration then why are you video taping me!" I wined again feeling nauseas.

"I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO ASK ME QUESTIONS! NOW DO AS I SAY AND KISS ROMEO."

"But I d-"

"Do it or Paullina is going to be Juliet or there also another option that Dash will be Romeo and you still be Juliet!" She said getting inpatient.

I cringed at the thought of both of them and I saw Danny cringe though kept his eyes shut.

"Okay…." I said quietly. "I'll do it."

4 seconds pass and I prayed to god that god will save me from having to do this.

"I DON'T ALL DAY! I SHALL COUNT TO 3 AND IF YOU DON'T DO IT BY THEN YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN…" the teacher yelled furiously.

"ONE" god answers my prayers and says, " I shall bring happiness to you and to me in 2 seconds, do not fear."

"TWO" Danny opens his eyes and stares up at me with a blank face, his black hair falling in his eyes. (which seemed really cute on him right now)

"THREE" Suddenly my arms become weak and a powerful force comes and pushes my head downwards (and I know nobody pushed me down with there hands) and my lips meet a certain someone's.

And oddly, I didn't pull back.

More so, I had NO idea what I was doing. (A/N-if you don't understand, she kissing him)

But I liked it. I liked how soft his lips were. How, it tasted fresh. And just the fact, that I was kissing him.

After a good 10 seconds I reality came pushing back at me so I stopped, hovered and stared down at Danny whose expression was like "What… Happened?"

And until then I realized, he's right. What. The. Hell.

Suddenly the whole room became blur and started spin and couldn't hear anything anymore. And my last thought before I pass out was.

There all against me, God, Mom, School, they all trying to make me like Danny, even Danny himself (but Danny probably doesn't know it) But you know what? They all succeeded. Cause I do like Danny.

Yeah, I know it's been a loooooooooonng time, but hey, it's the summer! Plus, my sis keeps on hogging the puter so I need to force her to clean up dog poo to leave it alone.

The next chapter is going to include some email inserts so if you guys can write a couple that I can put there than that would be great. 'member to use all sort of pairings and even hatemail would used. If it's good than I'll use it. And as always

I'll get my butt up and write these chappies faster. In a week or two, I'll have lucky number 13 up. This time I promise for sure.

If not…..if not……….than……………….yeah.

Kittypisha!

Oh, yeah. If you have any endings I could use for the story e-mail me

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you could still E-mail me so we could be internet buddies too cause, I get pretty bored typing and stuff.