Death of a Mary Sue

by chicks4aragornunite

Another disgusting Mary Sue actually named Mary Sue is about to meet her untimely end! If you can suffer through the horrible butchering of Lord of the Rings, you'll probably enjoy the end of this story when the end comes!

2. To Middle Earth

Disclaimer- I don't own Lord of the Rings. I wish I didn't own Mary Sue.

CHAPTER 2

Little Mary Sue thought that maybe, just maybe, she had found the answer to her prayers. She quickly became absolutely obsessed with the Lord of the Rings, and spent all of her poor pathetic haunted time crying into a pillow shaped like Legolas' head.

Then one day, she couldn't take it anymore. Her 27th turtle had run away screaming into the night, and Mary Sue had had the last straw. She started crying perfect tears down her perfect cheeks, when all of a sudden, her FAIRY GODMOTHER (who randomly didn't exist until this precise moment in time) appeared and gave her a pair of ruby slippers.

"Dear, sweet little Mary Sue" said her obviously drunk fairy godmother "I have come to give you these random pair of ruby slippers that I found on the set of the Wizard of Oz. Just click your heels together three times and you can go wherever you want." Then she disappeared in a drunken cloud of purple smoke.

Maria Susana etc, etc, etc, widened her beautifully creepy green eyes and put on the ruby red slippers. Clicking her perfect heels together three times, she began her journey….

TO MIDDLE EARTH.