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 Author has written 9 stories for Dead or Alive, Avengers, Superman, My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア, One Piece, Pokémon, Halo, Kuroinu: Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru, and Goblin Slayer/ゴブリンスレイヤー. Born and raised on Long Island, New York Middle son of 8 children Sex: male I'm of Irish descent and was raised as a Catholic. But I have been an atheist since I was about 16 or so. No, I don't eat babies. No, I don't worship the devil. (unless you're a fellow atheist reading this, then I totally do and I'll see at the next satanic summoning at Richard Dawkins's house, I'll make sure to bring the pig's blood for the virgin sacrifice). I'm just an average dude who just so happens to be the size of a small foreign car, trying to improve my writing skills by writing fantasy during whatever little free time I find myself having. Interests: Reading books, playing video games, watching old-school horror movies, cooking, practicing Jiu-Jitsu, playing rugby, and just overall relaxing and chilling out with friends. Will be taking a break regarding chapter updates and social media for the next several months due to family issues. I'll see you all in March. Twitter_WhoLetThisGuyOn? (@dinthemorning) / Twitter Archive of our Own_WhoInvitedThatguy - Works Archive of Our Own _whoinvitedthatguy |
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A Soldier Adrift: Captain Westeros by WiseTomato reviews
The Infinity Stones are not to be wielded lightly, as Steve Rogers discovers when he washes up on the shores of Westeros. In a world of swords and spears, what difference can one shield make?
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 406,210 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 2,346 - Follows: 2,684 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 6/23/2021
Collected Ramblings and Assorted Prompts by WiseTomato reviews
A collection of short elseworlds and what ifs usually based on my Adrift series. Crossovers currently include Harry Potter, The Witcher, Youjo Senki, and Metal Gear.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,910 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/21/2022 - Published: 6/12/2022 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Wong
Dark Defense by kyugan reviews
Before Fudge can appoint Dolores Umbridge as the new DADA Professor, Dumbledore seeks out a candidate of his own. And after all, the best tutors against the Dark Arts are those who are Dark themselves… 5th Year
Crossover - Harry Potter & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,485 - Reviews: 1380 - Favs: 3,406 - Follows: 3,140 - Updated: 10/30/2022 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Albus D., Vergil - Complete
Daily war with monster girls by Masterdude21 reviews
With the help of the highly-motivated extra-species in the military, mankind holds their own against the brutal onslaught of the Covenant. In their haste to close the gap in space warfare, ONI stumbles upon Relay 314. Even as new enemies arise, the galaxy constantly thwarts Cortana's schemes to build the Master Chief the ultimate harem. Halo/Mass Effect/Monster Musume crossover.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 383,980 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 2,378 - Updated: 10/28/2022 - Published: 9/20/2016 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana, Shepard
The Pirate's Soldier by operation meteor reviews
Heero's career as a Preventers operative takes an unexpected turn when he gets caught up in a battle between a Juraian princess and a notorious space pirate. As the two alien beauties settle in with him on Earth and more quickly follow, the former Gundam pilot soon finds himself to be the target of their affections, with a certain lovely outlaw at the front of the pack!
Crossover - Gundam Wing/AC & Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 873,884 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 10/22/2022 - Published: 5/30/2015 - Heero Y., Ryoko
Heart Stealer by FapTime reviews
After defeating Goblin Lord at the farm, things will start to get hectic for Goblin Slayer. With so many new friends, Goblin Slayer must learn how to properly communicate with them. Especially when it comes to his female friends, who will constantly try to make Goblin Slayer think about other things than goblins, mainly about them as women. Lemons begin at chapter 23.
Goblin Slayer/ゴブリンスレイヤー - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 241,877 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 1,932 - Updated: 9/25/2022 - Published: 2/16/2019
Wonderfully Ridiculous by qrntnwrtr reviews
Gojou Wakana and Kitagawa Marin graduate. My own 'what-if' on the potential end of the manga.
Sono Bisque Doll wa Koi wo Suru/その着せ替え人形は恋をする - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/5/2022 - [M. Kitagawa, W. Gojou] - Complete
Divine of War by Razbunatorul reviews
Alduin has returned and dragged in his wake a newcomer to Skyrim. Kratos, years after the events of God of War, finds himself in a tumultuous Skyrim, plagued by dragons and civil war.
Crossover - God of War & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,335 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 2,872 - Follows: 3,002 - Updated: 8/27/2021 - Published: 8/20/2019
Flashback by PsyckoSama reviews
On the day Izuku Midoriya was to receive All Might's quirk, the sacred torch of One for All, a young girl glowing with a corona of power runs up to the mentor and student yelling for them to stop as she desperately contains the energy within her. After pleading with Izuku to, impossibly, take One for All from *her*, she lays the weak and crippled Toshinori Yagi's hand upon her spar
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 153,061 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 2,163 - Follows: 2,375 - Updated: 7/4/2021 - Published: 8/2/2020 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, Eri
Total Command by Epsi110 reviews
When quirks appeared, humanity dealt with the greatest power shift it had seen in millennia. The sudden change gave women powers never seen before, but men were left behind. It was an age of heroes. Now 200 years later, the rest of humanity began to catch up... and it all started with a man gifted with Total Command over every function of his body.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 294,093 - Reviews: 2629 - Favs: 7,763 - Follows: 8,065 - Updated: 5/23/2021 - Published: 2/4/2019 - [Izuku M., Ochako U., Momo Y., Mei H.]
Idunn's Apple Pie by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
The Red Skull has tracked down not just Steve Rogers' home, but his new wife and child. He plans to take his revenge... Without considering just what kind of woman it takes to make Captain America settle down. One thing's for sure: She's not ordinary... Crack pairing. Please read and review!
Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/11/2021 - Published: 1/14/2020 - S. Rogers/Captain America - Complete
The Gunslinger by Mugiwara N0 Luffy reviews
(CONTAINS SPOILERS FROM RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2) Arthur Morgan got his redemption at the end, or at least something that made it all worth it to him. But it seems God wants to give him another chance. Now, Arthur has to figure out if he really did learn from the sins of his past to help better a future for a world unknown. (Rating likely to change to M for future scenes)
Crossover - Red Dead Redemption & Goblin Slayer/ゴブリンスレイヤー - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 106,783 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 3,006 - Follows: 3,277 - Updated: 2/8/2021 - Published: 11/19/2018 - Arthur Morgan
New Kids on the Block by Lightning Ash reviews
Buu didn't just accidentally tunnel an exit to the outside world from the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. He accidentally DESTROYED the training dimension itself, sending each of them away to new realities.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,951 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 10/5/2020 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Trunks, Goten, Naruto U.
Saiyan Effect by bored peasant reviews
The Citadel Council weren't ready for a species with the power of the saiyans at their back.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dragon Ball Super - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,524 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 2,089 - Updated: 9/24/2020 - Published: 8/9/2017 - Son Gohan, Son Goku, Vegeta
Mulligan by DomYang reviews
A Mulligan, a second chance to perform an action, usually after the first went wrong through bad luck or a blunder. A second chance is sometimes needed when the Gods have turned their backs on those who need it most. By a slip of fate, that second chance is born in the form of a man who leaves the the roll of the dice only to himself. The time to call for a Mulligan is now.
Goblin Slayer/ゴブリンスレイヤー - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 149,339 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 9/20/2020 - Published: 12/4/2018
Venture Siblings by Angel of light darkness reviews
As the saying goes, "the past will always haunt you". This saying couldn't be more true for the dysfunctional Venture siblings, Rusty Venture and Inko Midoriya, whose pasts have continued to influence them even years after their father's death.
Crossover - Venture Brothers & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,161 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/30/2020 - Published: 6/4/2019 - Monarch, Rusty V., Izuku M., Inko M.
Blank Slate by DrWriter21 reviews
After his first mission, Axel gave some very vague instructions about the corridor of darkness. Now stranded in a new world, Roxas needs to learn how to deal with people who passionately express their emotions, even though he lacks them. Read as this empty shell begins to understand and desire the power of a heart. And who knows, maybe even gain one himself.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 338,972 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 8/11/2019 - Published: 11/21/2016
The Spartan Effect by Gatekeeper333 reviews
Everyone's favorite Spartan is looking for a new purpose, lucky for him, the Commander his happy to oblige. (5-23-19 Info: On Hiatus after Chapter 45. Will update with schedule after life is in order.)
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 495,928 - Reviews: 1755 - Favs: 2,806 - Follows: 3,346 - Updated: 5/23/2019 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Master Chief/John-117, Tali'Zorah, Miranda L., Shepard
Monstrum by Ranschaj reviews
Stray children taught the ways of foul sorcery, their bodies mutated through blasphemous ritual. Sent to fight monsters, though they could not distinguish good from evil. The flicker of humanity long extinguished within them.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Witcher - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 106,744 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 2/1/2019 - Published: 3/1/2018 - J. Garson, Shepard
Let's Watch Class 1A by NeonCrow reviews
So...it's time for my first attempt. Let's see how Class 1A could react to their future as well as to the many secrets revealed.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 56,365 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 2,404 - Follows: 2,601 - Updated: 10/12/2018 - Published: 8/14/2018 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, 1-A Students
A Spartan in Westeros (A Song of Ice and Fire X Halo Crossover) by Agailius reviews
When the Forward Unto Dawn lands in the North, it sets the stage for untold repercussions which will ripple throughout the whole of Westeros. With civil war threatening to tear the land apart, and an entirely more dire threat arising beyond the Wall, John and Cortana take it upon themselves to again protect the whole of mankind; from both it's own demons... and those beyond.
Crossover - Halo & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 128,153 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 4,303 - Follows: 4,910 - Updated: 10/1/2018 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana, Jon S., Eddard S./Ned
A Man of Focus by WizardlyWords reviews
Roanapur, the Den of Thieves. Home to the most violent and dangerous people on Earth. The mobs that deal in blood, the cops more filthy than sewage, assassins with a thirst for violence, and businessmen who saw only profit and gains. What better place for the devil to hide then amongst his own kind? [Cover Image by G0966]
Crossover - Black Lagoon & John Wick - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 107,225 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 5/13/2017 - Rock, Revy, Shenhua, Sawyer - Complete
Issues of a Stat-less Gamer by noctisxsol reviews
"An academy full of sexy huntresses, and I'm the only male. Add in a semblance and you have a recipe for a perfect generic fic! Wait, what do you mean it isn't an RPG?" Gamer!Jaune story with a twist in a world of huntresses. Come for the humor, stay for the surprisingly deep lore and world-building!
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 287 - Published: 6/26/2018 - Ozpin, Jaune A., Team RWBY, Salem
Winter Soldier in Westeros by MarshalofMontival reviews
Rhaegar and Lyanna thought they were home free; they didn't reckon with the Winter Soldier. Rated T for light-graphic violence and language.
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 111,819 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 4/9/2018 - Published: 4/1/2017 - Complete
The Beacon Civil War by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,448 - Reviews: 2200 - Favs: 5,130 - Follows: 3,449 - Updated: 2/24/2018 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Jaune A., L. Ren - Complete
Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 582,340 - Reviews: 8159 - Favs: 9,473 - Follows: 7,936 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune A. - Complete
The Asset by jCOOLn reviews
James Barnes, AKA Bucky, has been captured by the Red Skull, who was able to steal a vile of the Super Soldier Serum. He plans to transform Bucky into a Superior Man and then brain wash him into becoming his perfect assassin. The problem is they try to use the Tesseract in place of Vita Rays to activate the transformation. Long story short he is teleported to the GoT Universe.
Crossover - Game of Thrones & Captain America - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,693 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 8/17/2016 - Published: 3/25/2016 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier
A Video Game of Thrones by Temairine reviews
When Jon Snow touches the book Ghost finds in the forest he does not expect it to change his life: much less his reality into a video game, complete with attributes, skills, levels up and a plot! As he struggles to follow his destiny he will realize the truth: The Video Game of Thrones has only just begun... Rated M for future content, potential Harem, slightly AU
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,577 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 5,252 - Follows: 5,984 - Updated: 8/8/2016 - Published: 6/3/2014
You Sure He's Human? (up for adoption) by Dr. ForgottenFables reviews
After being kicked out of school for bad attendance, Sado finds himself in a very different place. Man is this guy big.
Crossover - Bleach & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 10/2/2015 - Chad/Y. Sado
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The Star Spangled Man With A Plan reviews
"I don't want to kill anyone. I don't like bullies; I don't care where they're from." -Steve Rogers. A man out of time, thrown into a strange new world does what he does best. Stands up to bullies and protect those who can't protect themselves. Or how a single man at the right place and the right time can save an entire nation.
Crossover - Avengers & Kuroinu: Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,328 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 1,776 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 12/17/2017 - Captain America/Steve R., Maia, Origa D, Cellestine L
Dead Or Alive:Finishing The Fight reviews
When the Forward Unto Dawn crash lands 500 years in the past on earth, it sets the stage for untold repercussions for the whole of humanity. When the super soldier finds himself as a potential entree into the years DOA tournament however it sets the stage for Victor Donovan and the rest of the Doa World to finally see what a "Perfect Weapon" is capable of.
Crossover - Dead or Alive & Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 123,994 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 12/25/2022 - Published: 5/28/2016 - Ryu Hayabusa, Kasumi, Master Chief/John-117, Cortana
Someone I used to know reviews
Six years after being arrested and sent to Tartarus, Izuku Midoriya tries to rebuild the life that was taken away from him all those years ago. All everyone else can do is awkwardly watch and pine after what they willingly threw away on the basis of misconceptions and falsehoods. Suspected Traiter AU.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,677 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 12/20/2022 - Published: 6/19/2022 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, Katsuki B., Mirio T.
Dad Might or how All Might learned to love the multiverse reviews
All Might should have been dead. He really should have been. No one survives walking into a nuclear bomb and lives to tell the tale. But not only does the symbol of peace survive, but he also finds himself in a once-in-a-lifetime chance to fix the mistakes of his past...in ways he never really thought were possible. An Izuku/gender-bender 1A harem
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,440 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 11/27/2022 - Published: 6/3/2022 - [1-A Students, Izuku M.] Toshinori Y./All Might, Mirio T.
Mr Sandman, send me a dream reviews
Mew wanted to do something good for its favorite human. It ended up having unforeseen consequences. Or *the always sunny in Philidelphia theme plays* Mew accidentally gives dozens of women wet dreams about Ash Ketchem. Ash/harem
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,492 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 121 - Published: 5/13/2022 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi, Serena/Sarina, Dawn/Hikari] - Complete
The green man reviews
The road to hell is paved by good intentions. This particular lonely stretch of road is the only road Izuku has ever known. Suspected traitor Izuku AU.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,917 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 11/24/2021 - Published: 8/4/2021 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, Shouta A./Eraserhead, 1-A Students - Complete
You broke his heart We break your legs reviews
Being born normal in a world of the abnormal can be rough. Being born a boy in a world of women can be just as rough. Being born too nice for your own good in this same world can be even rougher but has some added benefits. Those who wish Izuku harm for being a guy who's just too nice for his own good learn the error of their ways. GenderBended Class 1-A. harem
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,978 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 10/13/2021 - Published: 1/27/2021 - [Izuku M., 1-A Students, 1-B Students] Toshinori Y./All Might - Complete
It's all Nami's fault reviews
Roronoa Zoro gains...a bit of a reputation amongst the women of the grand line. A reputation he isn't exactly comfortable with, but one that follows him nonetheless. Or *the always sunny theme plays* Zoro accidentally bangs the Grand line. Zoro x harem. Now with a Tv tropes page.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/8/2021 - [Zoro, Nami, Perona, Robin] - Complete
The last Son reviews
Out of every village in the frontier, these goblins choose to attack this one. The one village where a boy who dreamed to become an adventurer, discovers he wasn't like other kids. Mistakes were made, and a hero unlike any this world has ever known was born. Minor Xover.
Crossover - Superman & Goblin Slayer/ゴブリンスレイヤー - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/27/2020 - Complete