Disclaimer: I own nothing but the stupid Mary Sue who is going to die.
A/N: Thanks to SuPeRsiLiSaRaH for your review. Isn't it disgusting how people think this kind of crud is good? Ick! I want to kill myself for just writing this stuff! J.R.R. Tolkien! Forgive me! (falls on his grave and begs)
CHAPTER 5
Mary Sue was alone once again, and in the middle of a crisis. The super secret meeting of the ring or whatever the heck it was called (Mary Sue could not trouble herself to remember something as trivial as the name of the COUNCIL OF ELROND) was in less than an hour and….MARY SUE HAD NOTHING TO WEAR! OMG!
She searched the closet once more, tears clouding her perfect green eyes. This did her no good, however, because she had already strewn most of the gorgeous gowns on the floor of her room. Mary Sue ran to the mirror and screamed. WAS THAT A ZIT? OH THE HUMANITY! She fell on the floor in the fetal position just as Arwen burst into the room.
"What's wrong?" she said, trying to fake concern.
Mary Sue rolled around on the floor blubbering. "I h-have n-nothing to WEAAAAAAR!" she howled as she buried her face in a blue silk gown.
Arwen stared at her, mouth hanging open. In a wild fit of rage, she snatched up a rather heavy vase and was about to fling it at Mary Sue with all her strength….but she stopped herself and stormed out of the room in a huff.
Mary Sue lay on the floor until Arwen came back with a green bundle. "Wear this and stop your sniveling or I swear I'll kill you and not feel the slightest bit of remorse about it" throwing it on the floor, she left again.
Mary Sue picked up the green dress, her eyes growing wide. "This is….PERFECT!" she squealed, hurrying to put it on. But in the back of her mind, she had a sneaking suspicion that Arwen didn't like her…..nah.
"Everyone loves me" she said, fluffing her hair, "That's ridiculous" and she left her room to go to the meeting. Council. Thing.