Disclaimer: I don't own LotR
A/N: Thanks again to SuPeRsiLiSaRaH for reviewing, and thanks to shieldmaidenofeorlingas for you review as well! My horrible Tolkien-butchering story has a following! (of sorts) Okay, I know you're only reading this to see Mary Sue die a horrible death. I'm okay with that. I want her to die too! So without further adieu,
CHAPTER 6
Mary Sue suppressed a yawn. This meeting dealy thingy was soooo boring. It was just scads of men and ugly dwarves going on and on about a stupid ring. She had personally seen the ring. It wasn't that special.
Of course, the ring was about the only thing she could see, because that nasty Elrond had hidden her from the rest of them. "Too much of a distraction" he said. Mary Sue pouted. As true as that might be, there was really no need to keep her hidden. It was like taking someone to see the Mona Lisa and then putting a curtain over it. Of course she thought I am obviously more fantastic than the Mona Lisa.
She crossed her arms. Stupid Elrond. Stupid bush he put her in. Stupid ugly ring. The voices grew louder and louder around her and she covered her perfect ears for a few seconds. She heard snatches of conversation.
"You have my sword"
"And you have my bow"
"And my axe"
Mary Sue rolled her eyes. She was bored almost to perfect tears. She shifted her weight and…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
She could feel all eyes on her. Elrond rushed to her and pulled her out of the bushes. "Mary Sue, are you all right?" he asked, his wise eyes full of concern.
Mary Sue sniffed as perfect tears ran down her perfect cheeks. Her usually perfect hair was mussed, and her cheeks were red with emotion. She drew a shuddery breath. "I broke a nail!"
Elrond stared at her in disbelief, then shook his head and said, "Ten companions. You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring."
A/N: Yep, ten companions. I'm so sorry that I am killing Lord of the Rings! ACK! It burns!