It had been 2 weeks since Revan had joined the Hellsing organization, and to the surprise of the residents there were hardly any missions and the only mission turned out to be a wild goose chase. As of right now Seras was trying and failing to get the mercenaries to fire a target 4,500 meters away, only Revan's assassins could manage it.

"Why can't you manage the 4,500 meter marker?! You IIIDIOT!"

"Don't be ridiculous!!"

"God!" Revan had finally had enough of the two's bickering.

"Will you two dickheads shut the fuck up before I get over there and kill you with your own weapons!?"

"Now as I was trying to explain all you have to do is encourage them, with my soldiers if intimidation didn't work then praise did, it was a lesson I'm sorry to say I learned from my master back in my Jedi days."

A few hours later and the soldiers finally managed at their best the 2,500 mark.

The next day (after Walter and Alucard's conversation)

"What a pain. So, how did you decide to transport the police girl?"

"Yes, about that."

"Hunh."

"Good morning, Integra." Alucard and Revan said at the same time.

"We settled on using a coffin in the end." They chimed at the same time once again.

"NOOOOOO!! LET ME OOOUT!!"

"Why are you doing that?" she asked.

"Doing what?" Revan and Alucard once again said at the same time.

"That."

"What?"

"Tha…oh fuck it, anyway I don't see that getting through customs."
"There shan't be any"

"Why not?"

"because it's a smuggling vessel."

"…are you certain about this?"

"We had to ship the firearms too, you know. And our coffins (Revan and Alucard's coffins). Two birds with one stone."

"It's' ze same smugglers we always use. Long as we're payin' zem, we can rely on zem."
"LET ME OUUUUUUT!!"
"Silence." Alucard and Revan said.

"That isn't how either of you usually dress."

Alucard was wearing what you see in the manga but Revan was wearing a black pinstripe suit with a maroon dress shirt underneath. His tie was pitch black, and he was wearing a black fedora and wore glasses similar to Alucard's except the lenses are pitch black.

"Isn't direct sunlight one of a vampire's worst enemies?" Integra asked

"We can't be expected to go for a plane ride dressed like that. It'd make us walking billboards for our foes." That was Alucard.

"Besides for us, sunlight isn't some great enemy. We just HATE it." That was Revan.

They stood there waiting for their master's orders.

"You have only one order: SEARCH AND DESTROY."

"We understand. My master" They replied smiling.

Brazil, South America. The capital, Rio de Janeiro Hotel Rio.

"We have a reservation for a suite…"
"Yes, sirs. Your suite is on the top floor. Mr. J.H Brenner, and Mr. Revanous H. Vermillion? We were told to expect you."

"Oiii, iiin 'ere Zees way!"

"A suite on the top floor."
"Roger!! 'Ey, over 'ere. It'z ze top floor."

"S-sir. We can't have you keeping such large luggange…"
"Alucard you take care of this one, I'm already tired from hypnotizing all those taxi drivers."
"Right." Alucard turned around and said "There's no problem"

"Yes, sir, there is. Something that size in this hotel…"

Alucard fixed his glasses and then moved his fingers in front of the hotel aid.

"There. Is no. Problem"

"There. Is. No. Problem."

"There's no problem."

"No problem. None at all."

"Let's go. Hurry and bring it up."

"Ehh?"

Pip looked back at the girl who now sported a dazed look on her face.

"Whadya do? Magic? Some kinda sex beam or somezing?"

"He didn't do anything. More to the point, what's holding up the luggage?" answered Revan

"It's just scary 'ow easy zis is."
"……perhaps. …………Hmph." Alucard said after a moment

"Somezing amiss"

"There's no problem." Both Alucard and Revan replied

"This promises to be a fun holiday." Said Alucard

"Indeed." Replied Revan

"…"

"This is red glove calling white sock. The guest has just checked in. I repeat the guest has checked in."

Minutes later…

"Sure is quiet. That's not like her."

"Qui. She was really freakin' out during ze transit. Guess she didn't take to bein' tricked. Looks like she must 'ave gotted tired or given up, and fallen asleep."
"Hmph.""

Both Revan and Alucard grabbed the cloth on their coffins and pulled them off.

"…so zose, are your coffins zen, eh…?"

"That's right. My final dominion. Here I am born, here I die." They said

"I reckon suites and whatnot…must seem pointless to blokes like you both. Right zen, ze investigation starts tomorrow, so 4-6-4-9. I'll come get you in ze evening. You prefer nighttime, right? …you vampires."

"Oh, we can hardly wait."
"Eh?"

"Looks like it'll be fun, this place."

After Seras wakes from her weird ass dream…

"Wake up."

Sera's eyes shot open to see Alucard and Revan looking down at her.

"T--. Top. Top a'the morning."

"Get up. Hurry you have to see this." said Alucard

"I don't think that's wise, we might get caught." Inquired revan

"Nonsense."
"What's going on here…?"

"Look outside idiot." Said an annoyed Revan

"Wha-wha-what?! What is…what the?!"

"Come it's time for war." They answered

outside news reporters soldiers and police littered the streets. "3, 2, …"

"This is Julia Edward (It's a dude, don't ask me why) for NKT Brazil, reporting LIVE on the ongoing, tense situation in front of the hotel RIO DE JANEIRO. About thirty minutes ago, two armed male and a female terrorists massacred several employees and guests of the hotel. They are now barricaded on the top floor with approximately ten hostages!! The military police are currently preparing for a confrontation. It is an extremely high-stress situation. Ah, we've just been told by the authorities that the identities of the criminals have been determined. According to the hotel guest register the men are J.H. Brenner and Revanous H. Vermillion. The woman is as of yet unidentified. As they are believed to be extremely heavily armed, authorities have no choice but to exercise the highest caution."
"We are interrupting our regularly scheduled broadcast today to bring you this special news report."

London, Hellsing Headquarters.

"Yes, sir penwood. In regards to that matter, ah, please hold a moment. Oh, why hello there, sir irons. Yes sir! This is in regards to that, then. Yes. We have just now initiated efforts to get in contact with them………yes. No, I don't think anything like that is possible…yes. Yes, that is the case. Yes, I agree with you completely. Yes, sir! Y—Yes! Please leave this matter in our hands. Yes, sir. Very well then."

"Who brilliantly conceived. If you want a conflict that badly, we will give you on. Bloody warmongers."

"Vat say you, dok?"

"He is good ja. A superb model. Und now I suspect ve vil confirm our suspicions."
"Vether this man who, vile being a midian and yet goes and yet goes on hunting other midians…vill kill orginary, innocent humans…or vether he von't. or, perhaps he vill be the one killed."
"Vat do you think Mr…" he asked a man in a hooded brown robe
"I won't tell you my name just yet, and as to your question, from what you told me about this vampire…he will kill them all. So have you thought about my proposal."
"Yes, ve haf. I accept."
"Goooood, meet me at this location and we shall begin recruiting for the army."

Anderson's orphanage

"We now bring you an update on the terrorist incident at the hotel Rio. As of now, we have confirmed that over ten hotel guests and employees have been killed. The standoff between the authorites and the terrorists continues."

"Father. Fatherrr. Father Anderson. Dinner's ready, and there's someone who wants to see you. Is something wrong?"
"No nothing's wrong… send the man in, and I'll be down for dinner shortly."
"All right, okay sir you can go in." After the child left a man in a black hooded coat came in.

"Hello, Mr. Anderson. Or should I call you Killing Judge Anderson."
When Anderson heard that he turned around with a bayonet in his hand.

"What do ye want?"
"I want you to kill that Alucard and the entire Hellsing organization. I've already hired the entirety of The Vatican's Section XIII, and all of it's branches. That means that you are all under my command."
"Why would Maxwell Hire us tae ya?"
"He saw we had the same interests. Now come it's time for your first mission under my organization, but first I must make you one of us."
The man snapped his finger and a black shadowy monster appeared in front of Anderson and tore out his heart.

"Now he is one of us."
The man walked away into a vortex of darkness.

4-6-4-9 4YO 6RO 4SHI 9KU Yoroshiku Until Later

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