Potter Pan
The Great Hall was a buzz. No one knew what it was, really that had put everyone ill at ease, but they were all uncomfortable, what was going on. Dumbledore looked like a small child who had found his father's porn. Sad really. This just caused everyone to become more confused. Screams could be heard throughout the school and everyone ran to the sound. They ran out the entrance hall and into the courtyard to find the scool floating over water. In a large ship was a pale man with blood red eyes. The eyes were accentuated with a dark red cloak and a large feather hat.
"How would precious Potter Pan like it if his Cho walked the plank!?" the man barked. A group in black cloaks and hoods chanted plank plank! The girl screamed again, and with a long sword pressed in her back she fell out of view. The pirates cheered.
"Oh Captain Voldy, you great flobber worm," chirped Harry, flying into view with Cho in hand..."Did you think it would be that easy." The one thing missing was a group of children. This was remedied when Harry shouted, "Now!" and a group burst from below and attacked with great vigor. They quickly cut down the deatheaters and knocked Voldermort from his ship.
There was a great growl and he flinched."Not that bloody thing!" he cried, and ran, a large spectral dog chasing after him, "I lost my favorite pair of boxers to that barbarian"
The students cheered, before a large snowstorm covered them and they rememberd nothing.
"That did not go as I had expected," the ice witch declared..."But next will be my victory."