Chapter 5: Chronic Meets Sonic (hey that rhymes. Heh heh)

Chronic continued his sprint until he ran straight into a building. He made a huge mark with his imprint in the concrete. Sonic was nearby laughing at him.

"Boy, you need to work on your running."

Chronic got angry

"You purple meanie! Purple meanie! Purple meanie! MEANIE MEANIE MEANIE!!!!!"

"Okay, calm down. By the way, I'm blue."

"Purple meanie mean like red, yellow, and pink meanies!!!!!"

"Eggman... Pikachu, and... Kirby?"

"Santa Claus wasn't there!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I might help you out. What's your name?"

"The square root of a pie plus 17 is equivelant to the sum of the subtraction of-"

"Your name. I asked for your name."

"I like to beat up fat kids and make them eat SALADS. SALAD!!!!!!"

Sonic felt freaked out and irritated at the same time.

"Look, do you want me to help you out or not?!"

Chronic rose up to his feet and ran in circles around Sonic.

"RING AROUND DAH PURPLE MEENIE!!!"

"I told you, I'm blue! I'm blue!"

"Silly purple meanie head. You're purple! We all know that NiGHTS is blue! Silly head!!!!!!!!"

Sonic was fed up with Chronic and his mental retardation, and he ran fast. Chronic gave chase at the exact same speed. Sonic was surprised when he saw himself being chased.

"Woah, you're fast for a retarded monkey."

"You fast for purple meanie head!"

"I said I was blue!"

Sonic, not paying enough attention to where he was headed, flew straight into a rock and hurt himself. Chronic made a really bad slide stop without any skill, and he ran back to laugh at Sonic on the ground.

"You purple meanie! Meanie purple you are! Purple meanie head!"

"You stupid monkey! You're a pest! Stop following me!"

Sonic, still feeling seriously injured, was walking to play it safe. Chronic followed behind him very closely. Chronic's chest was touching Sonic's back quills. Sonic knew he was there and was really close to flipping out.

"Get away from me, retarded monkey!"

"AAAEEEGGH!"

"I said to ge-"

"AAAEEEGGGHHH!!"

"LISTEN TO-"

"AAAAAEEEEGGGGHHHH!!!!!!"

Sonic was really irritated and seemed to be a loose cannon. Chronic ran up to Sonic's face and started slapping him hard like a retard with his super strength while continuing longer "AAAAAEEEEGGGGHHHH!!!!!!" screams.

Sonic snapped.

"GET AWAY!!!!!!! I WANT THE WORLD TO GET AWAY!!!!!!!!!"

Sonic ran faster than ever before. Faster than perhaps Super Sonic. He ran in a random direction. It would probably hurt him when he stopped running, but anything was better than being with Chronic for any minute longer. Chronic tried futilely to give chase, but he wasn't fast enough. Soon, Chronic was generally way off course and running in a random direction. He forgot why he even started running in the first place.