Author's Note: I've received negative feedback on some of my stories from the people on this site that coincidentally write only serious work, and the ones who write comical work give praise. I notice a trend here... Just to irritate the critics, I'm going to continue a story I would have otherwise left unfinished or deleted. You know who you are. Have fun knowing you helped rekindle the fire instead of putting it out. :D

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Chapter 6: Chronic Meets Shadow

Chronic ran some random direction. He continued running into some plains with green grass. He ran into a huge rock and hurt himself. But behind the rock, there was a familiar character sitting there.

"I am Shadow! The ultimate life form! Hmm... sounds kinda plain. Maybe if I can add something a little sulkier and use a better tone... and I can make up another attack. As usual, the attack name should have "Chaos" in the beginning of it. Then all my fans will love me more than eve-"

"HEWWO!!!!!!"

Shadow was startled and leaped with fear.

"What are you doing!?" Shadow demanded to know

"The purple meanie was being a meanie to me!"

"Oh my God, you met NiGHTS!?"

"Noooooooooooooo!!!!!" Chronic shouted in a whiney retarded voice "NiGHTS is blue!!!!!!!!!!"

Shadow suddenly felt let-down; possibly because he wanted to know NiGHTS.

The two of them remained idle for about three awkward minutes.

"...so, who are you?"

"I want some chronic! CHRONIC CHRONIC CHRONIC CHRONIC!!!!"

"What?"

"MEEEAH HYEEAH HEEEEAH HYYYEAH!!!!" Chronic mumbled senselessly like a moron while he ran around Shadow and the rock in circles.

Shadow seemed a little irritated, kind of like he always looks, but a little more than normal.

"Stop running! Settle down, you retard monkey!"

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"Chaos Contro-"

Chronic ran into Shadow face first and hit him before he could finish. Then Chronic looked down at the emerald Shadow dropped.

"Ooh, shiny..."

Chronic picked it up quickly

"Chaos Crap! Ha ha ha!"

Chronic didn't expect anything to happen, but raw sewage suddenly fell from a glowing vortex in the sky directly on Shadow. Shadow got up with even more rage.

"You god damn monkey! Give that back!"

"Ha ha. You're covered in poopies! Ha ha ha ha ha-"

"Give it back or else!"

"AAAEEEGGH!"

"That's my emeral-"

"AAAEEEGGGHHH!!"

"If you don't-"

"AAAAAEEEEGGGGHHHH!!!!!!"

"Son of a bitch!"

Chronic suddenly flipped out and started slapping Shadow's head with his hands while continuing louder, more retarded sounding "AAAAAEEEEGGGGHHHH!!!!!!" sounds.

Shadow punched Chronic and gave him a savage beating. Afterwards, he then used Chaos Control to teleport Chronic somewhere far away. Just to get rid of him. He didn't care where. Chronic fell from the sky over the Team Chaotix Detective Agency and flew straight through the roof.