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Chapter 7: Chronic Meets Charmy
Chronic fell through the roof of the Chaotix Detective Agency and landed in the entrance room with a loud thud. Vector was out buying a new pair of headphones, and Espio was out elsewhere doing ninja stuff. So who was the only person at the agency?
None other than Charmy the Bee, who had heard the sound of the roof breaking and flew in to see what happened.
"Yay I now know a new person!!!"
Chronic jumped to his feet with excitement and enthusiasm.
"Me know new person!!! Me know new person!!!!"
Charmy flew around in a really annoying way shouting "Hip hip hooray!"
Chronic jumped and started dancing around like a retard.
Charmy pretty much hailed him as his new best friend.
"YIPEE!! Let's go to my room and play with the toys!"
So Charmy tried to lead Chronic into his toy room, but Chronic ran into the main office and started dancing on the table, allowing the paperwork to fly everywhere and things to fall off the desk.
Charmy panicked and ran into the office to stop Chronic.
"NO!!! You'll get me in big trouble!"
Chronic started dancing and swinging on things. He knocked down some bookshelves and broke the windows.
"Stop that, you big monkey meani-"
Charmy was cut off because something brown and slimy hit his face.
"EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!"
Charmy went to the restroom and washed his face clean as fast as he could, because Chronic was still loose in the main office.
After washing, Charmy ran out and tried to confront Chronic.
"Listen, you big dumb monkey!"
"AAAEEEGGH!"
"Get down from the-"
"AAAEEEGGGHHH!!"
"I don't want to get in-"
"AAAAAEEEEGGGGHHHH!!!!!!"
"I HAVE TOYS!!!!"
That's all he needed to hear. Chronic was now listening with open ears.
"If you want to play with my toys, follow ME!!!!"
Chronic ran after Charmy as they went into Charmy's toy room. Chronic went crazy with excitement and followed in close pursuit. He was so excited that he tackled Charmy when they walked into the toy room and threw him at the wall.
"Hey, you're mean, you big dummy head!"
Chronic wasn't paying attention because he was playing with the toys now. He was quickly shoving shiny and colorful toys into his mouth, and they were getting stuck.
"HEY!!!" Charmy shouted out "You're going to get my toys all yucky!"
Chronic, with all the toys in his mouth, tried once again to say "The square root of a pie plus 17 is equivelant to the sum of the subtraction of-" but he said something else...
"Muhf muh moof muh mu mie mufum fum mf mufufumfum fm muf muf mu-"
"Stop it and get out!!!!!!!"
Chronic spit out the toys and flipped out. He started slapping Charmy with his retard slaps and retard screaming. After that, he ran all over the rest of the Chaotix Agency rooms smashing and breaking things. Charmy tried to chase him away.
Eventually, Charmy caught up with Chronic, who was running around in circles in the back entrance area, until Charmy finally had a clear shot to sting Chronic. Charmy stung him while he was turned, and stung him pretty badly. Chronic panicked and ran out the back entrance screaming.
"And don't come back!" Charmy yelled to Chronic as he ran.
Unfortunately for Charmy, the entrance door opened and Vector and Espio walked in.
"CHARMY!!!!" Vector shouted out.
"You're in big trouble, young man!" Espio said angrily.
"No! It wasn't me! It was a stupid head monkey! I stung him but he-"
"Nuh uh! Don't try to lie your way out of this, kid!" Vector interrupted "You're in huge trouble!"
Chronic was running in some random direction away from the detective agency. He ran with the pain, but eventually stopped feeling the pain and continued his mindless running for no reason.