What do you get when you add together writer's block, a three-hour drive to see two plays (Shakespeare rocks) and an impending move? This chapter! The past two lines are standing in for the standard apology that's usually there. It's sick.

Anyway, to everyone in the Order of the Reviewers: Would you please write a review of the Sue's story and PM it to me? Hopefully not a flame, although if you really can't think of anything else… I'd do it for you, but I kept feeling guilty last story about trying to write real people. And, to answer Blue Arrow's question, no, you don't have to say mean things about people's stories. Thanks, guys!

Anyone who isn't in the Order but wants to review the Sue, just go ahead and send it anyway. If any Reviewer or reviewer doesn't know how to send a message, click on the link that says my name on the top, then click 'send message' and type away.

The author's note in the middle of the story is not mine, it's the Sue's, I know Yue's name.

Wow, that was a long note. And now: To the story!

They vaguely remembered using a similar contraption during their last Sue adventure, so eventually, a way to search stories was discovered.

Curious, Toph joined them, although she couldn't see. Katara silently vowed to read it aloud for her.

Fortunately, SueBasher had left up some sort of fanfiction site, so that wasn't a problem.

"Alright," asked Iroh, who was using the controls, "What should we search for?"

"Mary-Sues," suggested Toph with a yawn. Since nobody else had a better idea, Iroh typed it in, using skills he had received from a plot hole.

"Hmm," he muttered. "Author by Penname, Story by Summery, or Story by Title?" he asked them.

"How about Author by Penname," suggested Sokka. "We don't really care about the story, just the Sue."

"But SueBasher said that the Suethor wasn't who we were after," Katara protested.

Aang tried to make peace, even though they hadn't started arguing yet. Preemptive peace. "Okay, so why don't we just search story, then if we don't find anything, we can go by author."

With a little more argument, it was agreed.

"What's that?" Zuko asked, pointing at the arrow that had been SueBasher's head.

"It was an arrow, but now it looks like a…" Katara tried to explain for Toph's benefit, but couldn't figure out what she was looking at.

"It looks like an hourglass," Sokka pointed out.

"What's that mean?" Aang asked.

"How should we know?" demanded Zuko.

"I think it's searching," Toph said unexpectedly. Everyone looked at her and she shrugged. "It vibrated more whenever SueBasher did something, like searching for the story that was so bad. It's doing the same sort of vibrations now. Wait… it stopped."

They all turned back to the screen. "It's found something!" exclaimed Sokka.

Katara began reading it aloud.

"1. Bending Nations by awsomestbenderever

A young Earth Kingdom girl gets Air Bending abilities, and goes on a quest to find Aang and get him to teach her, but the Avatar isn't the one she's really after. Taang, Zutara, SokkaxOC Not a Mary-Sue!

Avatar: the Last Airbender- fiction rated K+- English- Romance/Action/Adventure-Chapters: 1…"

And then it goes on about words and all that. It only has one review so far."

"Alright, let's see the review," Toph suggested. Iroh clicked, and Katara began reading it, which seemed to have become her role in all of their Sue adventures.

"OMG! That is so awsom! I totaly luv it! Put a new cappie up soon! Im lolling my hed off! Lurved it!"

Everyone stared at the screen, looking slightly disturbed.

"That was slightly disturbing," Iroh commented.

"Slightly?" demanded Zuko.

"Yes," replied Iroh, sipping tea.

"Where did you even get that tea?" snapped his nephew.

"A plot hole," Iroh explained. "Duh."

Everyone stared at him.

"What?" asked the retired General.

"You said duh," Sokka pointed out.

"So?" demanded Iroh. "You got a problem with me saying duh?"

"Only that it's terribly OOC," Aang responded.

"And slightly disturbing," Katara commented.

"Slightly?" demanded Zuko.

"Hey, don't mean to break up the repetition fest here, but can we get on to reading the story?" demanded Toph.

"I thought you didn't want to help?" Sokka questioned.

"I don't," Toph told him. "But I've figured out to use these plot hole things. And, using one, I figured out the abbreviations for every shipping in the Avatar fandom."

"Shipping?" asked Sokka.

"Shipping," replied Toph. "It's a romantic coupling. Much against my will, I have become an expert on them. And so I can tell you what three shippings were mentioned at the end of the summary."

"You're sounding pretty OOC, but we all are, so I'll ask you what they were anyway," Sokka commented.

"The couples who will be put together romantically in this story are: Sokka and the Sue, Zuko and Katara, and Aang and… me." Toph made a face. "So, obviously, I want to get rid of this… abomination."

"The Mary-Sue?" asked Katara.

"No," replied Toph. "The Taang shipper. Well, at least its better than Tokka."

"What's Tokka?" Aang asked, interested.

"Me and Sokka," answered Toph, looking like she was about to vomit.

"Hey!" exclaimed the boy in question. "What's wrong with me?"

"Do you want to have a romantic relationship with Toph?" asked Zuko.

"Well, no, but it's still kinda offensive."

"At least you don't always have the Sues after you," Zuko pointed out bitterly.

"I do this time!" snarled Sokka.

"Hmm, read this," Katara suggested.

"I can't," snapped Toph.

"I wasn't talking to you," retorted the Water Bender.

"And so you think that I should just go without knowing what's going on because you weren't talking to me?" demanded the Earth Bender.

"Look, do you want to read the story, or not?" Katara asked angrily.

"I can't!" Toph repeated.

"Alright!" shouted Iroh. Everyone stared at him. "I'll read it," he offered. Since nobody protested, he did so.

"Ahem. Bending Nations. By… you know, I'm not going to read that, since that name is slightly disturbing."

Everyone paused and stared at Zuko.

"What?" he asked.

"Your cue," Aang told him.

"Huh… oh, right. Slightly?"

"Thank you."

Iroh continued to read.

"Chapter one.

Note: Okay, so, this is my first story, and I'm really hoping that it's good. So tell me what you think, but please be nice. Keep in mind that I'm new here. Anyway, my friend told me to put up that it was not a Mary-Sue in order to get more people to read it. Would someone please tell me what a Mary-Sue is? Thanks a ton!

The first time they met her, they knew she was special.

Toph snorted loudly. Iroh, once again, continued.

The first time they met here, it wasn't a special situation. She sold them bread. In a marketplace. Later, none of them would remember what they'd bought from her, just that they had known she was special.

Katara thought she was special because she sensed the girl would be a great bender. Toph thought she was special because the girl insisted that she couldn't bend. Aang thought she was special because her name was Myra, just like his mother's.

Sokka thought she was special because she was beautiful. Even more beautiful than the moon-girl. (A/N What was her name again?)

Sokka glared at the writing. "Oh, come on, if you don't know it, then don't write about it!" he exclaimed. Katara glared at him

"Am I going to have to make you shut up every few paragraphs again?" she demanded.

"Actually, since Iroh's reading, I think that'd be his job," Aang pointed out.

"Don't remind me," the Fire Bender groaned.

"Must you be so OOC?" whined Zuko.

"You're doing it too," Toph pointed out.

"So are you!"

"No, I'm not!"

"We all are! There's no reason for you to be immune to it!"

"Maybe it only affects idiots."

Before Zuko had a chance to answer and thereby start a fight, Iroh interrupted.

"She was tall and thin, with a delicate face, and long, flowing blonde hair. Her eyes were yellow-green, and they had cat-like pupils. Myra was the most beautiful girl Sokka had ever seen. He was in love instantly.

"Please," Katara groaned, ignoring her own ban against interruptions. "Not even Sokka falls in love that quickly."

"Well, actually, Katara, when you think about it, he did…" Aang pointed out. Katara glared at him until he shut up.

Iroh was still continuing, ignoring their bickering.

Later, when he turned up there, Zuko thought she was special because she knew of the Avatar. He would have thought she was beautiful, but his heart belonged to someone else.

Well, that's as far as I've gotten. What'd you think? I hope everyone was in character. Review and tell me, please.

"So now what do we do?" asked Toph who had missed the last adventure. Appa was wondering too, which they could tell because of a plot hole.

"We review," Katara said.