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Laura--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Paul, Shawn, and Lexi pull up to the arena in Philadelphia and Lexi notices a bunch of people standing around the entrance. They all get out of the car and they walk up to the dozen men and Coach. Paul stops whistling as Lexi leans up against Shawn, rolling her eyes.
"You want to, uh, get out of the way so we can go to work?" Paul asks, making hand movements.
"Guys, I would love to, I really would, but you see Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Lexi. It's a beautiful night, but unfortunately for you it's going to be a short night. 'Cuz apparently you two haven't been reading Coach explains, causing Lexi to look from Paul and Shawn
"Dot what? I don't even know how to turn on a computer Coach, you?" Paul states, then questioning Shawn and Lexi.
"Huh?" Shawn replies, not paying attention and Lexi shrugging.
"What?" Paul says, turning back to Coach.
"Well you see guys, if you had, you would have known that as of last Tuesday morning, Mr. McMahon has barred you from the arena, which means you three aren't going in there, which means you three won't be on Raw tonight," Coach states as Lexi gasps in mock horror.
"You mean…Mr Mc…..bar….ugh," Shawn stutters, sighing
"Yeah," Paul agrees, pointing at Shawn.
Lexi nods in agreement, crossing her arms over her chest.
"He barred us from the building?" Shawn asks, hitting Coach's chest, "What'd we ever do to him?"
"Yeah," Lexi chimes in.
"Man, we're already here," Shawn says, stating the obvious.
"Yeah," Paul agrees again.
"Man, what are we going to do now to occupy our time?" Shawn asks Lexi who shrugs.
Paul smiles, nudging Lexi who looks up at him, raising an eyebrow.
"Gentleman, Lexi, I need to ask you to leave now," Coach says, trying to shoo them away.
"No problem," Paul replies smugly.
Lexi blows a kiss to Coach as the three walk away, Paul leaning in wrapping an arm around Lexi's shoulders.
"Hey, you two," Paul whispers, "I have a plan…. how about we throw ourselves a little Independence Day bash?"
Lexi nods in agreement as Shawn chuckles.
"I'll call everyone," Shawn states, pulling out his cell phone, "I have them on standby."
Shawn walks away and Paul pulls Lexi to a stop, his grip tightening on her shoulders.
"That stunt you pulled last week, won't happen again," Paul threatens, "because if it does, I'll make you wish you never came back."
"Ooo, I'm scared," Lexi mocks, "give it up Paul, I'm not scared of you."
Paul pulls her close, their bodies clashing together, staring into her eyes.
"I'm not so sure of that," Paul replies, "come on, you can be my date for tonight."
"Maybe I don't want to be your date," Lexi states, "I don't go on dates with assholes."
Paul chuckles and his arm falls to her waist, leading her back to the car. He looks down at her, taking in her choice for an outfit. Her hair is down around her bare shoulders. She's wearing an American flag tube top, a black mini skirt, and black go-go boots. She feels her eyes on him and looks up at him, raising an eyebrow.
"See something you like?" Lexi asks, amused.
Paul scoffs as they walk up to Shawn who just got off the phone. He turns to them and smiles.
"They're on their way!" Shawn exclaims happily, "we're going to make Vince's night a living hell."
The group arrives soon and they quickly set up the tent and grill. Shawn and Paul put on chef hats and Shawn starts getting the burgers and hotdogs ready. Lexi walks up to Shawn and kisses his cheek.
"Compliments to the chef," Lexi says, "the burgers are excellent."
"Thanks doll," Shawn replies, smiling.
Paul walks up to the two and Lexi turns away, walking back inside the tent. Shawn watches here leave and shakes her head.
"She doesn't like you, does she?" Shawn asks, flipping over the burgers.
"I could care less," Paul replies, noticing two blondes, walking over to them.
"I think you do care," Shawn mumbles as Lexi rejoins him.
She hands him a cup and she takes a sip of hers. Shawn notices a camera crew walking up and he nudges Lexi who points it out to Paul.
"Woah, hey! Spirit Squad! How are you doing guys? Hey, sorry we can't be in there, having a good time with you guys, but Mr. McMahon banned us from the building," Paul explains, walking up to Lexi and wrapping an arm around her, "So we thought what the hell, we'll stay out here and have out own good time with our manager Lexi. We decided to throw a little 4th of July bash. We got it all going on! We've got food, we've got girls, we've got beer, we've got it all!"
Lexi tries to slip away from Paul, but his grasp tightens on her waist.
"We've got hot dogs," Paul says, as Shawn holds up a small one, "Mr. McMahon sized cocktail wiener, we've got DX sized foot longs. Now who want's a hot dog?"
"I'll take two!" A man calls out, walking up to the trio.
"You want two?" Paul repeats, "Hey, you're Terry right? You're one of the bus driver's right? Hey man, I bet you it must get lonely out there on the road. I've got an idea. Hey Shawn, isn't that Mr. Fuji over there?"
Shawn perks up and Lexi smiles.
"Oh! I love Mr. Fuji!" Shawn exclaims, grabbing Lexi's hand and dragging her away with him.
Shawn stops and turns his back to the party. Lexi watches as two girls take off their tops and she shakes her head.
"Thanks for dragging me away," Lexi says, placing a hand on his arm, "I didn't want to see that."
Shawn nods and grabs her hand again, leading her back to the party.
"Mr. Fuji's not over there!" Shawn states as Paul shrugs, "Spirit Squad, best I can tell you've got two choices. One: you can stay out there smelling like the feces you were rolling in last week or you can come out here and let us beat the feces outta ya!"
"Hey, who writes this feces?" Paul asks as Lexi shrugs, "it's terrible. Bottom line is Spirit Squad, if you're not down with that, we've got two words for ya…."
The party'ers yell out "suck it", then continue to party. The camera leaves and Paul chuckles, high fiving Shawn.
"That was great," Paul says, smiling, "this party idea was an excellent idea."
Shawn nods in agreement as Lexi slips away from Paul's grasp, walking into the tent. She refills her beer and turns around to see a dark haired man looking at her. She smiles and walks up to him.
"Hi, I'm Lexi," she introduces, "who might you be?"
"Justin," the man replies, "I'm a ring announcer for Raw…well, actually ECW now."
"Nice to meet you Justin," Lexi says, "want to grab a bite to eat? Shawn's cooking is the best."
Justin nods and they walk over to the grill where Shawn gives them both hot dogs. Paul watches as they sit down at one of the empty tables together and he can feel the jealously rising.
"What the hell is she doing with that loser?" Paul asks Shawn who looks from Lexi to Paul.
"Looks like she's having a good time," Shawn replies, "jealous?"
Paul scoffs and turns away from Shawn, never keeping his eyes off of Lexi. She laughs at something Justin says, touching his arm lightly. Suddenly, Paul feels a presence next to him and he turns to see a pretty Asian girl standing there. Lexi looks up to see Paul lean down, whispering something into the girl's ear. Lexi looks down at her hands then back up at Justin.
"Sorry, but it looks like Shawn wants me for something," Lexi says, "here's my number, give me a call sometime."
Lexi walks up to Shawn who smiles at her.
"Having fun?" Shawn asks, as Lexi shrugs, "well I have something that'll make you feel better. See that truck over there?"
Lexi looks over to where Shawn's pointing and nods.
"That's Vince's production truck," Shawn explains, "and I have a feeling that he doesn't want us to go into it."
A smile creeps onto Lexi's face and Shawn nods. He holds out his arm to her and they walk over to the truck, Shawn allowing Lexi to go first. She pulls open the door and looks around the truck. Staring back at her and hundreds of small screens that show different parts of the arena.
"This is amazing!" Lexi exclaims, walking around the back of the truck, mesmerized by the screens.
"I have to get Paul in here," Shawn replies, opening the door, "Hunter! Vince's production truck, the whole show is controlled from in here."
Lexi watches as two women with Paul following close behind enter the truck. He looks over to her and she quickly turns her attention back to Shawn.
"Hunter, look at this!" Shawn states.
"This is amazing!" Paul answers, looking right at Lexi who moves closer to Shawn.
"They've got screens every where! I betcha there's a camera in every room," Shawn says, grabbing Lexi's hand, squeezing it gently.
" I mean, you think that's lot, there's more over here!" Paul points out as Shawn leads Lexi over to the other side, "I'm telling you, they've got a camera in every area of this arena, isn't it amazing girls?"
Shawn looks around, spotting a blue button, smirking.
"Hey! What does this button do?" Shawn asks, going to push it.
The two men sitting there jump across, shoving away his hand, yelling no.
"Hey! You can't tell him what to do," Lexi states, crossing her arms across her chest.
"You're not the boss of me!" Shawn says softly, pouting.
"Hey, what's your name?" Paul asks the guy to his right, "Dave? Dave, have you met my friends yet? Girls, this is Dave. Why don't you guys get aquainted over there."
The two women and Dave leave the truck with Paul slamming the door behind him. He sits down in Dave's vacated seat, grabbing Lexi around the waist, pulling her down on his lap. She gasps in shock, trying to pull away, but to no avail.
"Alright Shawn, which button did he tell you not to push?" Paul asks, looking around.
"This one," Shawn replies, reaching for the button again, only to get his hand slapped away again, "that one."
"Push it!" Paul laughs.
Shawn pushes the button and all the screens go black causing the three to laugh. Lexi turns to Paul, placing her hands on his chest, pushing against him. He chuckles, his hand free hand sliding up her thigh.
"Let go Paul," Lexi hisses.
Paul shakes his head as Raw comes back from commercial. They watch as Vince walks into the bathroom and Shawn laughs.
"Tell someone to go to camera 10!" Shawn states eagerly.
"Go to camera 10! Camera 10!" Paul exclaims.
All the screens change to camera 10 and everyone see's Vince standing at a urinal, talking to his penis causing Lexi to giggle.
"Mr. McMahon, we have a situation…" Coach rushes in, scaring Vince causing Vince to turn and pee on him.
"Look at what you did!" Vince roars as the three errupt into laughter, "you son of a bitch!"
"Sir, you don't understand! There's a very serious situation! DX has taken over the entire production truck!" Coach explains, "they're running the show! You sir, are on live television….right… now."
"You mean," Vince stutters, "damn it! Damn it!"
Lexi giggles again, turning to Paul.
"That was great!" Lexi says, "we're sure showing him."
"You have no idea what we still have planned," Shawn replies, "ooh look, Vince is out in the ring.
"Last week was humiliating!" Vince roars, "I stood on the stage with Shane and the Spirit Squad and we were ready to beat the crap out of DX, but before we could beat the crap out of them, we were showered with excrement! So tonight I barred DX from the building, but they have stepped over the line! They have invaded my production truck, I have had enough!"
Lexi smiles as she presses a button making Vince's mic cut in and out. He grabs another one but she pushes another button causing feedback.
"Damn it I know it's you! As I was saying, I will take care of DX," Vince says, suddenly his voice changing to a high pitched chipmunk, "hello? Hello? This is not me talking! Damn it you people think this is funny? Lower my mic and lower it now!"
Paul chuckles, nodding to Shawn who presses a button, lowering his mic.
"There for…." Vince states in a deep, slow voice, " I am not Barry White. I sound like Darth Vader! Normalize my mic!"
"I feel better right about now," Vince says in his normal voice, suddenly he's interrupted by a farting noise, " That was not me! That was DX! They have no respect for me, my family or the business! What DX is, are children!"
Paul leans over a pushes a button, a rooster sounding throughout the arena. He hands Lexi a pen and points to the screen.
"Draw a rooster," he demands, laughing.
Lexi draws a rooster and in a talk bubble writes 'I love cocks!'
"I find no humor in that!" Vince yells, " I am asking for my dignity now!"
"Vince, Vince!" Paul calls out, "if you think we can't embarrass you any further, watch this."
A video from last week is shown and Lexi giggles in amusement. Paul leans forward and Lexi can feel his breath on her neck, sending a shock down her spine.
"Coach! Where are you!" Vince demands, "where's security!"
Lexi watches as Coach tells a couple security guards to round up the others. Shawn runs to the door, locking it and chuckling. Coach pounds on the door and Shawn flings open the door, knocking Coach to the ground.
"Hello?" Shawn calls out, "Helllloooo!"
He shrugs and shuts the door as the cameras cut back to Vince, who's stunned.
"That is really funny, oh yeah! Let me tell you this DX, it won't be funny any longer. At Saturday Night Main Event on July 15th in Dallas, Texas," Vince says as the crowd boos, "yeah, damn right, it gets better. Because on that night, it will be DX vs. The Spirit Squad in an elimination match! So what's your reaction to that DX?"
A laughter track plays and Vince glares at the camera.
"Fine, but I will be laughing after Saturday and after the Spirit Squad eliminates you, then I will have something to laugh about," Vince says, suddenly a cricket is heard, "would you at least have the respect to play my music?"
Vince's music plays and he heads up the ramp but his music turns into the "Stand Back" video. Vince curses and storms up the ramp, yelling at Coach to get his limo ready. Paul stands up Lexi, walking over to Shawn.
"You got the fireworks set up?" Paul asks, opening the door and motioning for Lexi to follow.
Shawn nods and the trio head out to where Vince's limo is parked. Paul looks around and nods.
"Lets get go wait for the boss," Shawn says, "I hear him coming."
They go hide behind a parked car and watch as Vince climbs into the limo. Shawn rushes over and lights the fuses and runs back, handing each of them a flag and a sparkler. The fireworks errupt and a thick green smoke rolls out from the limo. Vince falls out, his face pure black, sputtering. They slowly walk up to him and Lexi places a boot on his chest, pushing him down as Shawn and Paul lean down.
"Too bad you banned us from the building," Shawn says as Lexi nods.
"Yeah," Paul agrees, "maybe next week, you'll let us in."
"Happy fourth of July!" Lexi states, tossing her sparkler to the ground.
The three laugh and walk away from a pissed Vince. Shawn drapes an arm over Lexi's shoulders and she leans into him. Paul turns away, a pang of jealously surges through him.
"Paul, am I staying with you tonight?" Lexi asks, causing Paul to turn his attention.
"What!" Paul states, confused, "I just got a room with a king bed tonight."
Lexi pouts and Paul shakes his head.
"Fine, but you'll have to deal with the fact that I'm going to be in the same bed," Paul replies, "you're not kicking me out."
"Deal," Lexi says, "as long as you keep your hands to yourself."
Paul nods and smirks as she slides into the back seat, yawning. Shawn hops into the drivers seat and heads back to the hotel. When they arrive, Paul turns around to see Lexi fast asleep, curled up in the backseat.
"Want to wake her?" Shawn asks softly.
Paul shakes his head, opening the back door. He slides an arm under her knees and behind her neck, lifting her out. Shawn shuts the door and Paul carries her up to their room, kicking the door shut behind him. He sets her down on the bed and pulls the seats down. He stops and looks down at her, smiling softly. His hands skim down to her waist, unzipping the skirt, pulling it down and throwing it to the ground. Paul holds back a groan as he stares down at the sparkely blue thong.
"Damn you woman," he mutters to himself.
Lexi stirs and slowly opens her eyes. As they focus, she sees Paul standing over her. She then realizes she's not wearing her skirt.
"Going to take advantage of me while I was sleeping?" Lexi questions, sitting up, "so damn predictable."
"You wish," Paul shoots back, "I was trying to be nice and get you undressed for bed."
"Yeah right," Lexi retorts, "some things never change."
"You just wish I was going to take advantage of you," Paul says, smiling, "but you can't take advantage of someone who's willing to spread her legs."
"Fuck you," Lexi spits out, standing up.
She turns around and pulls off her tank top and she hears Paul take a sharp intake of breath. She covers her chest with her arms as she walks past him to her suitcase. She pulls out a DX t-shirt and puts it on. Paul watches as she slips under the covers, turning her back to him. He changes into a pair or net shorts and slips in next to her, getting as close as possible without touching her.
"Paul…"Lexi warns.
"I'm not touching you," Paul mocks, "but just say the word and I will be touching you."
Lexi makes a sound of disgust and he chuckles as he flips on his back, turning on the TV. Later, Paul wakes up, noticing that the TV is still on. He looks down to see Lexi's arm sprawled across his chest and he can feel her chest rising and falling. He smiles, clicking off the TV, falling fast asleep.
-------------------------------------------------------------There ya go people! The next chapter will be the Raw and SNME (Sat. Night Main Event) So I should have it up by next Monday. Please review!
Laura