So here I am in the anime world… and all I have to say is one thing and that is
"WHOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!" truth is that I always wanted to be an anime character I wonder if they like me or not…
I sat in the Hokages office, nice place only I had two people glaring daggers at me, and two complete idiots on either side… not that I was complaining I mean c'mon I'm an idiot too.
"So… I'm just wondering, how did I get here?" I asked
"Oh we don't know we just found you lying the forest, when naruto went over to see if you were alive you woke up." Kakashi told me simply
"Oh…" I said and continued waiting; man the Hokage was taking his sweet time, then I wondered is the Hokage Tsunade or the old geezer
"Hey can I ask who is the current Hokage?" I asked
"Tsunade." Sasuke stated, I looked at him then continued waiting
"Arg what could be taking so long!" I shouted standing up just then the door opened and out Tsunade,
"Okay, please step into my office." she said holding the door, I nodded and walked in, it was pretty boring inside so I took a seat and fiddled with a pen.
"First of all, what is your name and what were you doing in the forest?" Tsunade asked,
"Name's Rachel, I don't know why I was in the forest." I told her, still playing with the pen
"Okay, where are you from?" she asked
"Hell." I replied, she looked at me like I was mad and, well you know… I kinda am. "What it is hell, there is nothing to do!" I shouted looking up "I hate that fucking hell hole," I muttered and went on to play with my hair
"Alright, is this 'hell' another ninja village, are you a spy?" she asked
"Ha! I wish it was, all it is, is cold and boring, and if I were a spy why would I tell you, you old bag." I said, I was probably the bravest person in the mood talking like that to Tsunade like that and I soon regretted it… almost
"You little bitch! How dare you speak to me like that," Tsunade shouted and punched down where I was sitting and out of shear instinct I dodged and fell on my butt
"Hey! No need to go all super woman on me! I'm not even a ninja!" I shouted at her
"Hmph, you shouldn't call people old, especially when they aren't," she said
"But you are, your like sixty and you have no luck with gambling," I told her, I was only stating the obvious but she seemed to get angry
"Fine, that may be my age, but how do you know about my gambling luck?" she asked
"Uh, you have a reputation you know," I told her, she growled at me so I hid behind a chair
"Okay, I have a deal for you," she said, I nodded
"Let's play a game, if I win you take back everything you said about me, if you win…" she stopped, she obviously hadn't thought about that part
"if I win I can be a ninja and join up with these guys." I said,
"It's a deal!" she said through the complains of team 7, but we shook hands to seal the deal, then I realised, I was as bad at gambling as she was.
'oh shit…' I thought, no way would I win and become a ninja, this would be very interesting
"You may leave," Tsunade told me while she was reading the newspaper,
"Come back tomorrow and we'll have that game," she said and I left, sulking. Once I was outside I realised I didn't have anywhere to stay, so I started to cry
"Uh, why are you crying?" Kakashi asked
"I don't have anywhere to stay!" I said, still crying,
"Uh, please stop crying, we'll find you somewhere to stay," Kakashi said begging me to stop crying
"But then I'll be all alone in a scary flat, in some weird place I don't know," I said still crying, even though I had basically just described my room, which was VERY scary.
"No, you can stay with one of us, you can stay with Sasuke, please stop crying!" Kakashi said still begging, I stopped crying and glomped him
"Thank you!" I said, and then I ran over to Sasuke he looked scared… so I clomped him too,
"Thank you for letting me stays with you Sasuke." I said still glomping him, he glared at me.