Jaina was amongst the ruins of Hiroshima.
"So much death…I can't believe I missed this!" she said.
"What? This? This isn't Hiroshima." Said the author, coming out of nowhere. "Look around, does this look at all like the city in Chapter 5?"
"Good point, I can see a few cathedrals that weren't there before… and how could these villagers have survived?" says Jaina while looking at one of those villagers carrying corpses.
"We're making a pile of bodies. I don't know why, I'm just programmed to do this until Da Prophet arrives…" answers the villager.
"Jaina! Jaina Proudmoose!" shouts Uther. He stops close to Jaina then looks at the author questioningly: "Who's this?"
"Uh… you didn't see anything…" says the author while subtly getting out of there in a flying Scarab. VERY subtly. And if you don't believe me, then the scarab was flashy green. Hope that proves something, at least.
"Anyway, where's Arthas? Where did he take the troops?" asks Uther.
"He e-mailed me before he left… he went to Canada. He's hunting Mal'Ganis in the freezing lands of Canada!"
"I thought it was Siberia?"
"Now, its Canada."
"Why?"
(Long Silence)
"Uh… Don't be too hard on yourself girl, you had nothing to do with this slaughter."
"I kind of wish I did though…" says Jaina. Uther leaves Stratholm (I found the name!).
Then, a crow arrives. The crow's wings are on fire and it crashes on Jaina. Then it makes pretty lights and changes into (Cheesy music) DA PROPHET.
"Don't be fooled, the young Prince will find only death in Canada." Says Da Prophet.
"You're the guy from Chapter 1! I'm Jaina-"
"I know who you are so say what you're supposed to say"
"You… Arthas is only doing what he believes is right!" defends Jaina.
"Oh please, he dropped an atomic bomb on a city of perfectly innocent villagers with a ship named Enola Gay and crossed over to Canada illegally! That's four of the best ways to piss off the United Nations! We've got enough to worry about with Iran nuclear technology and Al-Qaeda attacks, now we have to deal with a psychopath blond pretty-boy from a medieval video game that the producers won't make a damn sequel of!"
That made Jaina shut up. So much in fact she won't say anything else until the Orc campaign.
"Anyway, you must lead the humans to Kalimdor if you are to escape the… never mind, go to Kalimdor: They've got good food there." Seeing Jaina not react on this he added: "and cars. They've got really good looking cars"
And with that he took off. And hit a lamppost on the way.
(author's note) I'm from Canada (Quebec to be more precise) so don't tell me I'm being mean and offensive to Canadians. I just thought it would be funnier than Siberia. Mostly because I don't know anything about Siberia, other then its cold.