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Edward's View-

I was delirious with thoughts…there were SO many endless ideas I could use, and I was more than excited.

I could go on the radio, I know, and expose them for what they were.

They couldn't read my thoughts I knew, and so I could hang blood in front of one of them…and then videotape then pouncing on it and show it on national television.

I could go back to Forks, for another thing…and talk to the Quilulete Tribe. They'd side with me I knew- though I wouldn't let them hurt my family of course, only the Volturi and everyone else.

Just too many ideas. I crossed them out quickly in my head, these three the final ones. The last one I knew, would still put Carlisle and the rest of them in jeopardy…and it would take too long to get to Forks. So that wasn't an option.

Down to two.

I went to the one right above that. Going on national television would ruin everything for everyone as well- Carlisle especially, everything he had built. It would also cause a war that probably couldn't be prevented…it too was crossed down.

Down to one.

Now that radio, I imagined, could really come in use for Bella- the new one Emmet, Rosalie and Jasper had gotten her. Now she could see me destroy myself…no, I corrected, not see- she hated me, which she had every right to- but hear me destroy myself. That would make her most happy, I imagined.

Even with the Quilulete and the television, it would never have told what happened to me- like Bella probably would want to know so she could move on forever with her life without some huge burden on her back.

I yelped with happiness at the thought. I felt like such a girl…(I SWEAR no offense to girls…I'm one just as well- and like, ALL girls yelp, most anyway…)

I quickly browsed through all of them in my head. I wanted to get this over with quickly…but I only knew a little Italian. Oh well, I imagined, I could make do with what I had.

I thought of all the radio stations quickly in my head that I knew of…Le teanta la Turna, Ci ciensi Ra Leas (I'm making these up, I doubt that even a remote part of them resembles anything in Italian, lol- I'm NOT looking it up by the way, it would take me like half an hour to do so)

It was so much fun…all these little radio stations I could boost up to over all of Italian's favorite…the story that revealed the secret behind "St Marcus's Day", and the actual history behind vampires…this was going to be fun, I marveled.

And then, while on the hot streets, in the sun no less- the feeling of the sun grazing down on my neck, experiencing it for the first time in so long…the one in Forks and all the other places we had ever gone to never showed a ray this strong- the ray everyone except for my kind- my old kind- had never really gotten to experience.

I was looking for a car, picking one out actually, there not being so much to choose from. Not one that would be fast anyway…or at least not one that I couldn't break into- with my newfound happy-go-lucky human abilities.

There was a Nissan on one end of the street…totally recked. There was a Honda accord somewhere else…recked as well. And those were the only two un-locked cars, I didn't think the owners would have much trouble not bothering to lock it- on account no one would ever steal it. I considered them however…briefly- but the families who had them must have been poor, like all Italians nowadays were actually.

It was then that a Turbo caught my eye…totally stylish, small, and could navigate quite fast through streets. I noticed the owner, a tall woman- almost my height I could make out, in a fur polar coat- the fashion sense kind- wearing glasses, and a hat.

The woman stepping out of her car, walked two steps away and then dropped her purse- and was on her knees looking for the keys so she could lock it. I took my chance at that point then…dashing to her side and beginning to help her- thankful I couldn't see her face now, it would change dramatically when she was in tears from the beautiful boy who had helped her gather her things…and then runs of with her car.

I quickly pocketed it.

And when she had everything back in her purse, she merely started looking through it with a nod towards my direction, and muttering a small "thanks."

It was then that I walked of towards her car…opened the door and got in, looking behind me she was still going through her purse.

"Sorry," I yelled towards her, my eyes on the mirror so I wouldn't hit her.

"You should be," she said, suddenly right beside me, shaking her head- the hat falling of, revealing her hair- long and gold-, and taking her glasses of. "Haven't spoken to you in awhile Edward," she said. It was Rosalie.

"Rosalie?" I asked, trying to hide the shock in my voice. I was angry…she would ruin my plan.

"Hi to you too then," she rolled her eyes. I jumped out of the car then, immediately- I didn't want her there, and she couldn't follow me either, she had to put her hat and glasses back on to get in the sun…

And then, jumping out- there was a high pitched laugh in front of me. Dang, I thought, I never had realized how fast we actually were.

"No you don't" she chuckled, her glasses and hat right in place, hiding her face from the sun.

"I know what you're doing Edward," she warned, shaking her gloved finger in front of my face, "And I assure you, that you are not leaving my site. You were never as smart as Bella anyway…I doubt you'll be able to escape."

I had to admit that she was right however. Bella had somehow tricked Jasper and Alice…together. And I was easily the most frustrated person there was, and I knew I could never get past someone as cunning as Rosalie.

Ego or not, she was definitely the best at this stuff.

(Means she's good, if your confused, at keeping him in check- so he won't escape. I'll explain why she's here next chapter).

Bella's View-

"Ja-Jasper," I stuttered, his name coming in parts from my mouth. "Please don't…"

"No Bella," he said sternly, shaking his head. "It's for the best."

"No it's not," I started crying. "Please don't take me back Jasper," I weeped, the tears coming from my eyes without my permission…

"Edward can't live without you Bella," he said. "I'm doing it for him, and besides…I saw what you did up there. I saw how you never tried to bargain with them either- I'm not an idiot, despite what you and Alice think…" he snorted.

"Alice?" I asked, confused. "She's here too?"

Maybe she would understand, I giddied. And then she could help me commit suicide, and persuade Jasper to go away and forget about me altogether. And then Jasper's thoughts wouldn't intercede with Edward's mind reading, and Edward could be happy knowing that I'd be of no interference to him anymore!

"No," he rolled his eyes, seeing my mood dampen considerably. "She's not."

"Oh."

"So why were you begging them to kill you, Bella, if not trying to escape your feelings for my brother?"

"It's for the best," I said, repeating his line. "And why are you here?"

"I'm not about to spend the next fifty years, side by side Edward despite what he wants to do to himself now that you're gone- with him moping around. I don't meet people like this Bella, ever really. I know I barely know you, but I know without Edward, that you'd be nothing, that he'd be nothing. I-"

"Stop it Jasper," I screeched, the tears coming uncontrollably now- I couldn't dab on them at least. "Don't feed my lies like this…"

"Bella-" he started.

"No," I interrupted him, wiping my face with my sleeve, "Please don't do this to me Jasper, I've gone through too much of this to see it again," I whimpered.

"I'm sorry for what I did Bella," he insisted, "but I-"

"Just stop it Jasper," I screamed at him. "I don't care what you did at all. But please let me live my life now…I can't face him Jasper, you have to understand that- you have to. I can't go through loss like that again. I just can't…I don't want to be left again- I don't," I repeated, shaking my head through all of that. Thankfully, the tears were coming to a close.

"Too bad that's not in your power though," he shrugged, not even listening to what I had been saying, "I'm taking you whether you like it or not."

"You can't!" I cried.

"You're only human Bella," he said. "What can a human do to stop a vampire?"

Indeed, I thought. What could I do? I hadn't stopped him from almost leaving me certainly for one thing…and then perhaps, I giddied up at the thought, he'd leave for real this time! And then he could be happy!

He could leave me, and once and for all, get it over with.

"Okay Jasper," I crooned. The tears were all gone now. Edward would leave me again, he knew what was right now, and he was smart enough to know that I wasn't good for him.

Things could work out.

In both our favors.

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