Chapter 11 : Trudging through the… you know what, never mind.

Arthas appears at a hill in Lollyron. The land he had known wasn't the same but frankly, what does anyone care? Arthas was now in a really cool armor and was riding an undead… is that a cow?

"What trickery is this?" asks Arthas. Then he turns to look at a dreadlord that had just appeared. "Mal'Ganis? What the hell!"

"Calm yourself young prince, I am not Mal'Ganis. You killed him. I think you made that quite clear… But, like Mal'Ganis, I am a dreadlord, only bigger, tougher and with a divine armor"

"So, in other words, I can't kill you even if I want to?"

"I'm not your enemy. OR AM I!" exaggerates Tichondrius.

"Wow, stop it, my head hurts. Do you know what its like to have a sword talking to you all day?"

"Hey its not that bad! You just don't care about relationship!" said Frostmourne. "Its always like this you and I, no intimacy whatsoever! Gotta go make sure that king is dead, go meet that dreadlord, you don't love me…"

"Oh, Please, you're a SWORD. And stop being gay."

"You don't say gay, you say homose-"

"Alright shut up, already!" says Tichondrius. "Anyway, killing your father was your first test and you passed with flying colors. The Lich King is pleased with your enthusiasm."

"First off, I didn't kill dad, he died of a heart attack-"

"Then why was he found with his throat slit open?"

The author whistles…

"And, yes, I've damned everyone I've loved or cared for and I still feel no regret, no shame, just a little sad, though…" says Arthas.

"Well, you're going to have to be tougher, you're undead now and you look really badass so crying is forbidden. That and comments about your hair."

"What do I do first?"

"You go find twenty acolytes. They should be easy to spot: normal villagers are blue and acolytes are red. I don't know why but I wonder why no one realized who they were."

"Blizzard's logic…" says the Prince, running off to the road.

They meet one on the way.

"Greetings, milord, our master, Kel'Thuzad, told us you would come…"

"Kel'Thuzad? Didn't I kill him?"

"Actually, I was messing with you. It wasn't Kel'Thuzad, it was Jesus."

"Oh…"

TIP- don't let the townsfolk see you.

"Gee, thanks, I never could have guessed…" says Arthas. "Well, I hope all the other acolytes are this easy to find…"

Back in the darkness of a Blizzard office, many people were laughing…

Anyway, finding more acolytes, many troops turn to him and complain about Arthas killing Terenas and all that… Only to receive a Death Coil.

"Hold on a second, I'm getting beaten by a damn knight!" complained Arthas. "How can it get any worse?"

"51r?"

"Oh, you've got to be kidding me…"

"W3ll h3ll0 th3r3, d1dn'7 r34l1s3 y0u w3r3 c0m1ng!"

"How the hell are you still alive, Timmy?"

"Plot convenience!"

"Hey you said that without leeting!"

"I know, I'm taking courses." Says Timmy. He then take sout a brand new GLOWING sword. "T00 b4d 1 h4v3 t0 k1ll y0u."

"You? Kill me? Now that I think about it, that IS possible…"

The two fight to death, Timmy seems to have gained tremendous abilities. Abilities like Shockwave or Bash and one of my personal favorites, Cow-Bomb (don't ask, I beg you).

"What's happening?"

"1 h4v3 m4st3r3d 7h3 4r7 0f 7h3 W0rld 3d1t0r! Y0u can't beat me!"

Suddenly, Master Chief comes out of a nearby bush and starts pounding Timmy with his two bullet hoses… it takes just about 3 seconds for Timmy to fall.

"I'll be baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!" shouts Timmy before disappearing.

"Thanks, Master Chief!"

"He was a danger to Halo 3. He had to be killed." Says MC, disappearing into that bush. "Oh, one last thing, kid. Lose the dead cow."

"It's a horse!"

"No, its not" says an acolyte.

"Yes it is, now DIE!" shouts Arthas. Before he can hit the acolyte, he teleports to Tichondrius.

They gather the twenty acolytes. Of course, just because you read it this way, doesn't mean it took only one second. In fact, it took longer then Pirates of the carribean 2 ( and that was sooo long…)

"What good are these cultists to us now?" asks Arthas.

"I don't know actually. I think they're supposed to resurrect Kel'Thuzad"

"Why would we do that?"

"Why, to make it harder for the player, that's why."

Next Chapter: I'm goin' Graverobbin'…