The next morning, at the gates of Dalaran…
"Wizards of the FBI- I mean, Kirin Tor, I am Prince Arthas, first of the lich king's death knights. I demand you to come out and surrender so we can kill you easily!" shouts Arthas.
Suddenly, Harry Potter appears, along with two nerdy knights.
"Greetings Prince Arthas, how fares your noble father?" asks the nerdy wizard.
"Harry Potter? I know how to deal with you!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yes, its very simple, I just bring Kryptonite!" Arthas takes out a green gem.
"Ha, Kryptonite is Superman's weakness, it'll never… AAAAAAAAAAH! IT BURNS!" shouts Harry Potter. "Damn… you… We have erected… anti-undead Windex sprays around, you'll never get through!"
Harry Potter mass teleports to Medivh's spellbook, but at this time, Warcraft 3 glitches and teleports Arthas and Kel'Thuzad with him. Footmen armed with anti-undead spray cans jump out of nowhere and start spraying the two undead.
"Quick, put on your goggles!" shouts Kel'Thuzad. They both put them on but nothing happens.
"THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING! I'M MELTING, I'M MELTING!" screams Arthas.
"Arthas, nothing's happening, the goggles deflected the spray back to the footmen. Harry Potter is dead."
"Oh… this sucks. We should start over and give the chapter a more decent story." Suggests Arthas. The two go back in time to the point where Harry Potter leaves.
They kill the archmages and arrive at Harry Potter. He comes out of Dalaran's Citadel: Hogwarts.
"It pains me to even look at you Arthas!" complains Potter.
"As far as I know, I'm not Voldemort. Besides, don't you anything more dramatic to say before you die?" says Arthas, killing Harry Potter (ignoring J.K. Rowling yelling at them). "The book is all yours, lets take it and leave before the other Harry Potter geeks arrive."
"Indeed, we should get the hell out of here. I'll begin summoning at sunset."
About a day later…
"Alright, the circle of power is complete. You can begin, lich!"
"Oh the circle is only for ambience. I could have summoned anywhere really." says Kel'Thuzad. "Anyway, I read through Medivh's novel. He really know how to make epic but very romantic scenes! I'm surprised they haven't made a movie or a game out of this!"
Ironic isn't it?
I know I may be rushing into this, but I will skip to the part where Archimonde is summoned.
"Come forth Lord Archimonde! Let us bask in your badass-ness!" shouts Kel'Thuzad.
The circle of power glows, then it lights on fire, and a demon lord steps out. But not the one you think it is…
"Tremble and despair, mortals! DARTH VADER HAS COME TO YOUR WORLD!" screams Vader to no one in particular.
"Vader? What the hell, I thought we were summoning Archimonde!" asks Arthas.
"GOT YOU!" says Archimonde, taking off his Vader mask. "TREMBLE AND DESPAIR, PUNY MORTALS, ASSHOLES HAVE COME TO THIS PUNY WORLD!"
Tichondrius then appears next to the circle
"Lord Archimonde, all the preparations have been made."
"Even the PUNY sand castle?"
"Yes."
"Good PUNY job!"
Now, to those of you who think Archimonde was mumbling something about fire and how men used it, you are wrong. He was actually just chanting PUNY to the air of Heavy metal songs, while kicking some poor PUNY kid's sand castle that just happened to look like Dalaran. The surviving archmages thought it was a spell to destroy the city, so they ran in a senseless way around the streets. Eventually, horses ran into buildings and exploded, sealing the doom of men. Now you know the truth.
…I'm done… for now… Season three in a week or two.