A/N:
Since I've been updating, I figured I'd update this one again. Last chapter was sure short!
Some implied sexual stuff in this chapter, but nothing happens. KYO ISN'T GAY. Or is he?
No.
"C'mon Shigure!" Ayame said into the phone. Shigure had called his best pal after Mit had hung up on him very angrily. "Maybe it wouldn't hurt to do your sexy little story every now and then. It gives you lots of idea's for when you come and visit!"
"Yes, I suppose so…" Shigure sighed into the speaker. Ayame let out a short yelp from the other side of the line. "What's the matter?"
"I just had an idea!" Ayame bellowed happily. "You could convince Kyo to write the story for you!"
"Lovely idea love," Shigure said. "But Kyo wouldn't go with it. He could barely pull himself together enough to say three simple words!"
Ayame chuckled mildly. "That sounds like Kyonkitchi, doesn't it?" There was a pause. "What were the three words? The title?"
"Yeah, they sure were!"
"What were they?" Ayame asked again. Shiggy stifled laughter on the other end of the line.
"Boy Gets Yaoi."
Ayame laughed loudly before bidding the Dog farewell. Shigure walked out into the garden and sat on the porch. He wondered where Kyo might be and if he could make a desperate run for it before Kyo came back from where ever he was. Then, just as Shigure contemplated running-
"Don't even think about it, mutt."
Shigure looked up. Kyo was on his knees and peeping his head over the edge of the roof. He sat up and jumped down, looking at Shigure menacingly.
"Get in there and to that damn manuscript," Kyo ordered. "I'm not afraid to use a butchers knife on your ass!"
Shigure twitched and ran up the stairs to his study. He hoped Kyo wouldn't follow him. He hadn't fitted any porn reading into his day already.
"And don't even think about reading that filth!" Kyo yelled up the stairs and he walked up them. "Mit gave me the schedule. Read that instead."
Kyo opened the door of the study and peered in. It was terrible in there. Pizza, porno mags and paper clips were strewed all over the floor. Random other objects also lay across Shigure's computer desk. Kyo shuddered as his foot left the ground and stepped on a pile a sticky, unnamable devices. He handed a small piece of paper to his cousin.
"Here," He said. "This is it."
Shigure took the paper in hand and looked over it. At the top it said in small, hand written letters 'SHIGGY'S SCHEDULE.' He smiled. Typical Mit.
"Okay. I'll have a look at it. I'm not promising anything spectacular though," Shigure mumbled before grabbing his reading glasses and taking a better look at it. Kyo nodded and wandered out of the shit hole Shigure called his study.
.xxx.
Shigure's eyes drifted across the messy, scribbled words on the page. It seemed to be something Mit had scribed down in another attempt of suicide. Smirking, he read it out loud to himself.
"6am. Wake up. Walk to computer. Write at least 4 pages. Read porn for inspiration. Get back to writing. Kyo will check on you every now and then." He paused. "This is… weird."
"YOU BETTER NOT BE READING PORN!" Kyo snapped suddenly. He obviously couldn't be bothered to walk up.
"Why would I look at porn?" Shigure called back. "When I can see you in the shower every day! Sometimes even twice!"
"FUCK UP YOU DOG!" Was the answer he got. Smiling to himself, he read more of the schedule.
"Repeat this for 2 weeks and you have yourself a story! Hopefully I wouldn't have lost my job by then Shigure! I swear…"
The words ended with what seemed to be a blood splotch.
"Kyo!" Shigure sang. "Come here for a moment!"
.xxx.
That damn dog, Kyo thought to himself. Better not be doing something stupid.
Kyo had settled down to some miso soup, which Tohru had made that morning. He was starving; he'd eaten no breakfast thanks to that ridiculous editor and her… stupidness.
"Everyone's coming to get me…" Kyo mused as he blew across the soup. He wondered what Shigure was doing at that moment.
Probably reading those magazines I steal every now and then. Kyo thought to himself as he drank some soup. It tasted warm in his mouth. Warm like…
"YOU BETTER NOT BE READING PORN!" Kyo yelled suddenly.
Damn that dog! Look what he's doing to me!
He flicked on the TV and watched. There seemed to be something special going on down town. Mardi something, it was called. Kyo didn't listen too much, apart it was about gays. He hated gays. Reminded him of Yuki, they did.
"Kyo! Come here for a moment!"
Kyo looked up for the TV and rolled his eyes. He set down his soup and walked up the stairs. His fist clenched as he swung the door open. His eyes glazed.
"WHAT?" He yelled, more than asked. Shigure jumped.
"I was just wondering when this starts?"
"NOW!"
"But it isn't 6am yet!" Shigure whined.
"Give it here!" Kyo hadn't yet read the schedule. He hadn't bothered. He squinted at the words; they were so messy. "Hmm… tomorrow, I guess. BUT NO PORN!"
"I already told you," Shigure sighed. "I watch you in the shower. With video camera too!"
"Argh!" Kyo growled. "Leave me alone!"
Shigure rolled his eyes as Kyo stormed away. He leaned against his computer desk and began to type.
Haiku Manabe was straight. He was sure of it. Nothing could take him away from the fact he liked girls and only girls. But when his best friend…
Shigure stopped in the middle of typing up a blurb. What could his best friend be called? Tapping his finger against the screen, deep in thought, he finally clicked.
But, when his best friend Yuki Sohma starts to have a thing for him, what will he do?
Shigure smirked. "Poor Yuki,"
A/N:
Gawd.
I feel really bad now.
Poor Yuki.