"Furt?" asks Burt.
"Yes, Burt?" answers Furt.
"What are we doing here?" asks Burt.
"I don't know… is there some God controlling all of it? Or is It some kind of Matrix thing? I don't know, but it keeps me up at night…"
"What? I was talking about why we're in this crater, avoiding dogs with Mike Myers!"
"Oh, that! I suspect this is a ploy from the author to make readers laugh by executing us in many funny ways. Like this giant Dog coming our way."
The two poor ogres then get run over by a giant dog. Just to make it funnier, there was blood and flying limbs involved. Anyway, they re-spawn in a cage. WITH MORE DOGS MUAHAHAHAHA! Seriously.
"Weren't we supposed to be hunting the guy that killed us and brought us here in the first place? I mean, this is so stupid. We should be gathering an army to get back to wherever we came from then to rule over that cruel world we call home as evil emperors!" says Burt.
"Yeah, this is pretty sad…"
"Hey, Mike!" shouts Burt.
Mike comes out a English-flag-shaped portal. "What is it?" he asks.
"We wanna ditch this nerd-nest and create an army to run over our home-world as evil emperors. Wanna come?"
"Yeah, sure why not? I mean, passing years and years on internet to take full control of which is probably the biggest nerd-nest ever, therefore hindering my social life to the point where all I talk about is Warcraft and how I use the world editor to make it harder for me only to be forgotten in two years and having to live on Arby's leftovers and Cuban Chinese food was fun and all, but I think I prefer taking over a parody that will be forgotten in a month and possibly make an audience of more or less competent writers laugh."
"Wow…" says Furt.
"Your real life must suck!" points out Burt.
"Yeah, I realised way too late that Wacraft is JUST A GAME… Heck, why do you think they stopped making Austin Power movies?"
(Long Silence)
"Hey, Furt?"
"Yeah?"
"I just thought of something… Mike Myers never played Wacraft! This guy isn't him!"
Fake Mike peals off his mask to reveal Darth Vader himself. Well, maybe not himself, because when he takes off the rest of his suit, you can see two storm troopers holding a VERY small Vader.
"YOU'RE RIGHT! I AM VADER!"
"Good for you. You gonna help us now?"
"Yes…"
The camera slowly zooms out while the three evil guys laugh maniacally (and cough maniacally in Vader's case)…
OMG! MIKE MYERS WAS DARTH VADER! OR IS HE!
Will Thrall succeed in getting to Kalimdor? Will Cow-men ambush the orcs? WILL FURT AND BURT CONQUER THE WORLD! Probably not for that last one, but you'll find it out in the next episode of (EXTREMELY CHEESY MUSIC)… REIGN OF KAYOS!