A/N:

Gasp! Guess what!

I forgot.

Damn…

A buzzing sound alerted Shigure it was 6am. The schedule had started, less than a few seconds ago. Sighing, he flicked the button on his alarm clock and sat up groggily. He wasn't used to this kind of mistreatment!

"Ahh…" Shigure groaned as he slipped on his yukata and his puppy print slippers. He headed towards the computer. Kyo was already awake and seemed to be reading something on the net. Shigure watched his cautiously from the door. But Kyo, being a cat and all, heard the Dog with ease.

"This is some funny crap, you got here." Kyo commented, scaring Shigure with the unexpected noise. "You writing humor, Dog?"

Shigure flicked on the light and shook his head. "It's a porn-ish story about two guys. It's Yaoi, Kyo."

Kyo twitched. "I know. But you used Yuki's name!" Kyo smirked and got up from the chair. He patted Shigure's back and walked down the stairs, chuckling. Shigure smiled and turned away.

"Now…" Shigure said to himself, opening up the document and beginning chapter one. "What to write?"

Shigure began typing something random.

He couldn't escape his mind. So many times he'd tried. But thoughts still stayed inside. Naughty thoughts.

Shigure paused and tapped the screen.

"Porn inspiration!" He hollered, waking Tohru and Yuki.

"Stop scarring Miss Honda's mind!" Yuki yelled as he ran passed Shigure's room to Tohru's. She'd been crying again.

"Are you alright, Miss Honda?"

Tohru looked up from her tears and nodded softly. "Shigure just yelled very loudly and it scared me, is all." She smiled.

"Alright then…" Yuki rubbed the back of his neck and walked out, sort of embarrassed for being there in the first place. He went down to the kitchen and saw Kyo smirking to himself.

"What are you so happy about?" Yuki seethed in question form. Kyo looked up from his day dream world and saw his enemy. He blushed slightly, thinking of the story he'd just read.

"Eh, none of you're damn business," Kyo spluttered, before running off and into Shigure's study.

Yuki stared. He had just witnessed his arch rival blushing and running away from him like one of those crazy fan girls at his school. Wait. Yuki's heart dropped. His skin went pale. His eyes rolled into the back of his head.

Does Kyo have a CRUSH on me! Yuki yelled in his mind. Oh shit, shit, shit!

.xxx.

"Hmm…" he sat in front of the screen and stared eerily. "Hmm… hmm… hmm…"

"Shigure!"

Shigure turned around and came face to face with a very, VERY angry Kyo-kitty. Kyo looked as if he could kill someone. With a spatula.

"Eheheh… what is it?"

"You fricken moron!" He yelled. "I just saw Yuki!"

Shigure raised an eye brow. "And?"

"AND!" Kyo roared. "I JUST READ THAT SECTION OF YOUR STORY!"

"…And?" Shigure still didn't seem to get it.

"I can't see Yuki without thinking about what you wrote!"

Shigure grinned pervertedly. "Is that so?"

Kyo whacked him upside the head.

.xxx.

With an enraged Kyo now gone, Shigure was left to wallow in his thoughts about his story. He didn't seem to have any material to go on; he had his porn mags, but they were only useful for positions and body descriptions. He needed plot, he needed body, he needed-

"Real life," Shigure said under his breath. His smile widened to a grin.

He thought back to what he had just witnessed.

Yuki had been having trouble being around his friend, Haiku. Every time he saw him, he blushed, thanks to the dirty thoughts and memories he had in his head. Haiku, being a bit dull, had no idea what was going on.

"What's you're problem?" He finally asked, getting a bit annoyed. Yuki gasped.

"N-Nothing!" He stuttered, before storming away…

"Awesome," Shigure chuckled. "And now, to put a parental lock on this story. I wouldn't want Kyo or Yuki finding this little masterpiece…"

A/N:

Gee, I'm a bit evil, aren't I?

This is never going to be Yaoi guys, so don't think the pairing is KyoxYuki or KyoxShigure.

Not happening.