A/N:
DAMMIT. This is not Yaoi, Yuki's just, ya know… vain.
(nod)
Slightly OOC Kyo and Yuki.
Yuki stumbled outside. He needed some fresh air and he needed it now. Whatever was going on with Kyo wasn't his problem, was it? Even if it's possible that it's about him?
He gasped deeply on the crisp, cold air. It filled his lungs and within a second, was emitted back into the atmosphere. He heard a clack above his head.
That cat.
Yuki pondered going up there and asking Kyo what his problem was. Would Kyo even talk to him? Probably not. Yuki weighed the scales and decided to go up there, just because I said so.
Please, at least let him talk to me. I don't want any of his crap.
He poked his head over the edge of the roof and glanced at his orangey cousin. Kyo, alerted by the sound, was already staring (or glaring) at Yuki. He turned away.
"What?" Kyo said, seemingly calm. Yuki raised an eyebrow, but stayed silent. "I said, 'what', you idiot." Kyo half-snapped, still trying to keep his cool.
"What was that all about, back then?" Yuki asked hesitantly, as he placed his hand on the tiled at heaved himself up. He sat beside Kyo; not too close, but just enough to see his facial expressions. Kyo seemed pissed, yet deep in thought.
"Nothin'." Kyo answered, suddenly becoming very interested at his left foot. He twitched his toes.
"Ha." Yuki scoffed at him, starting to feel this was a waste of time. "It wasn't nothing. You blushed at me."
Kyo gritted his teeth as he felt the reddish enemy crawl across his face once again, in the presence of his greatest enemy in life. He turned his head away from Yuki.
"Yeah, well, you wouldn't get it." Kyo seethed at him through his teeth, only making his blush redder.
Dammit! That sounded so gay! Kyo slapped himself mentally.
"Wouldn't I?" Yuki asked him, trying to keep his cool. In his mind, it seemed more and more likely that Kyo had a crush on him. "Why not?"
"God dammit, ya just…" Kyo stopped mid-screech and sat back down. He'd stood up during his rant. "Wouldn't." He concluded with a nod.
Yuki hesitated for a moment, before putting his held softly on Kyo's shoulder. The Cat almost jumped out of his skin at the touch. He gave Yuki a glare.
"What the-."
"Kyo, do you have a crush on me?"
Silence. Kyo's eye began to twitch rapidly and his face heated. He pushed Yuki's hand off his shoulder and in an attempt to keep his cool, burst into laughter.
He clutched his stomach and put a hand to his mouth, trying to stop himself from sounding to stupid. Yuki blushed himself at the idea he had had.
"I'm sorry." Yuki ended up saying, before turning away, embarrassed. Kyo calmed.
"What the hell?" Kyo hollered in the middle of laughing. "Where'd you get that idea?"
Yuki put his hand to his forehead.
"You've been acting weird around me, as all. Almost weider than usual."
Kyo looked disgusted. "That damn dog." He said. "He's been writing all this pervy stuff and is using your name. I read it this morning and…"
"And what?" Yuki urged him on. Shigure was going to Hell for this.
"…And, I kept on thinking about what I read when I saw you."
Then in a very OOC motion, Yuki swept Kyo of his feet and made passionate love to him… IN YOUR DREAMS.
(cough) KYOUKE (cough)
Yuki gave Kyo and awkward smile. "I'm going to kill that mutt."
"I agree with-." Kyo slapped his hand over his mouth before glacing at Yuki. "I mean, I don't agree with you. Let Shigure live. Gives me something funny to read."
Yuki shook his head and chuckled softly. "You haven't changed."
And with that, Yuki was off the roof and in the house. Kyo scowled at himself for almost having a decent conversation with that damn rat.
.xxx.
Shigure hummed loudly to himself as he skipped around the house with glee. He'd just written a heap fo his story, upon listening to Yuki and Kyo babble on the roof. Once hearing the threat against himself, he packed it up and wandered away to hide in the linen closet.
Five-teen minutes later and Yuki still hadn't been heard around the house, so he decided to come out of the closet. Literally. Anyway, his legs were really stiff so he decided to skip around to untense them. He knew he'd get shot by both boys if he asked Tohru to massage them for him… so it was the only thing he could think of.
But of course, skipping also needs humming, right? He hummed Magical Trevor.
Shiggy stopped humming for a second. Had he heard a sound? A foot thumping across the ground? Or was it…
"Thumper!" Shigure hollered. "Have you come back to me?"
Thumper was Shigure's rabbit he had when he was six. It ran away.
"Yeah. It's Thumper." Came an eerie voice. "Thumper your ass!"
Yuki leapt out from behind a door and punched Shigure in the chest.
"Bastard!" Yuki yelled at him. "You had me worried!"
Shigure giggled. "You are acting like Kagura." He pointed out. "Were you really that worried about me?"
Yuki balled his hands into fists. "No, moron! I was worried about Kyo!"
Silence. Shigure didn't know where this was going. Until the thought hit him.
"Oh! Right. The story. Hehe, sorry about that Yun."
Yuki gave up fighting with him. If he wanted to hurt Shiggy, he'd have to go to the source. He'd have to delete the story.
A/N:
Nyaa! That was all so crazy.
Yuki and Kyo shouldn't be nice to each other I know…
But isn't it a nice change from all that
"Damn rat! Die! You put leeks in my food!"
"In your dreams, stupid cat!"
"DIE! (fights)"
"Ha! (also fights)"
"(loses)"
"(wins)"
Like. Seriously.