A/N:
Remember in chapter 1 how I said I would only make this story 5 chapters long?
…I have a habit of not keeping promises. (sweatdrop)
I APOLOGISE FOR ALL THE SPELLING MISTAKES LAST CHAPTER.
The Daring Mission.
Gasp! Will Yun delete the story? Will Kyo ever stop being such a poo? Will Shiggy ever stop reading porn and get a girlfriend? Will Tohru ever get a life? Will Kimi ever stop speaking in third person?
Who knows?
Yuki crept up the stairs. His heart thudded loudly in his chest as he closed in on Shigure's study. Brushing a stray lock of silverish hair with one hand and opening the door with a click with the other, Yun made his way in. The room was a filthy pig-sty; he would hate to have to work in there. A foul stench wafted up his nose and squirts of unmentionable, white liquid squelched between his bare footed toes.
Yuki took time then to thank the Gods that Shigure was on the toilet right now. Shigure, being a pervert, would most likely be reading a smut novel or something raunchy like that. He took a step forward and eased the door closed behind him before tiptoeing to the computer. He flicked it on. It buzzed and clicked until it got to the main screen. A sign flashed on the screen.
'Please enter password'
Shigure's password, knowing him will be something horrible. Yun noted in his mind before typing in random things.
Shigure'Access denied.'
Ayame'Access denied.'
Tohru'Access denied.'
Porn'Access denied.'
Yuki was starting to give up hope when it occurred to him that maybe Shigure's password was more than one word. He searched around the desk to see if he could find any bits of paper with any hidden clues. He ended up ransacking the desk and surrounding areas looking for that something he needed.
"Ahem."
Yun jumped 50 feet in the air and let out a loud, bloodcurdling scream. From the roof, Kyo could hear him and began to chuckle.
Girly boy. Kyo concluded, before ignoring his cousin.
"Shi-Shi-Shi... Shigure!" Yuki spluttered out. "It's not what you think!"
Yuki seemed to be forgetting he had his hands all over Shigure's computer and an 'Access denied.' Sticky was flashing on the screen. Shigure raised an eyebrow knowingly.
"Really?" He questioned, moving towards our stunned friend. "Then what ARE you doing?"
Yuki searched his mind for an explanation, but couldn't find a decent one. He shook his head vigorously, before exiting the room. Shigure grinned and typed in his password.
Shigure Loves Porn'Access granted. Hello Shigure.'
.xxx.
It was a good thing that Kyo and Yuki were currently on partial-speaking terms, otherwise Yuki would have had nowhere to run. He casually strolled to the roof.
"Hey, cat," Yuki grimaced as he approached his glaring cousin. "Shigure just caught me trying to delete the story."
Kyo cocked his head. "Why would ya even attempt to do that?" He asked loudly.
"Because. I think he's a pervert." Yun stated. Kyon agreed.
"Ya can't delete it," Kyo said to him, trying to be stern. "Because I will have to cut off his balls, otherwise."
Yun raised an eyebrow. "Oh really?"
"Ya really." Kyo countered. "Mit begged me to help her get the manuscript done. The deal was, he do it in two weeks and his balls are saved. If not, I'm going to have to…" He paused and Yuki butted in.
"You wouldn't really though, would you?"
"Nah, course not." Kyo scoffed. "Though I'd love to."
"Wouldn't we all?" Yuki grinned slightly. "Well, Miss Honda will probably be needing some help with dinner now. I think we're having leeks…" Yun trailed before walking to the ladder.
"HEY!" Came Kyo's voice behind him. He turned. "You haven't changed either."
"Good to hear." Yuki sneered before disappearing.
.xxx.
The day drew peacefully to an end; Shigure hadn't come down from his study since the incident with Yuki. He'd placed yet another parental lock on the story, so prevent anyone deleting it.
Kyo had decided to help Tohru as well, just so Yuki didn't get all the praise.
And Yuki decided to allow Kyo to help, so they didn't start a fight.
As for Tohru, she doesn't get mentioned much.
That's because she's always too busy.
MUAHAHA.
A/N:
Erm… yay?